i have secret agent mf :3
i have secret agent mf :3
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Guys, your reading comprehension skills are top notch - Sale start on June 22 and go until June 26
so that means its a full week of nothing good on sale q_q
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Been waiting on Woad Ashe to go on sale, excellent.Corporate Mundo not happy. He need to print important paper – with big picture of funny cats – and printer not work. Mundo try to fix, but cleaver incompatible with printer interface, and now it making annoying buzzing noise. Also sparks. Plus no important paper, even though Mundo keep pounding. Workplace morale suffer without paper. Chaos ensue. YOU GIVE MUNDO FUNNY CATS NOW, PRINTER!!!
After secretary look at printer, she say we need "real repairman." Mundo king of jury-rigging, but even he can't fix. So it time for more quick cash. That mean skins and champions sale! You buy for us, and we pay repairman to make funny cats come out of printer. We need now cash bags, so buy!
Mordekaiser call himself Master of Metal, but he powerless before buzzing printer. Buy him for 487 RP.
Xerath really feeling energized after meeting. Haha! Get it? Because he… right, Mundo's pun wasted on cash bags. Just buy for 487 RP.
Graves work as headhunter for company. He take title literally, shoot qualified applicants in face. He got to go. 487 RP and he yours.
Thunder Lord Volibear use magic powers to keep printer sparks from setting carpet on fire. You buy him for 487 RP. He keep your office from burning down too!
Loch Ness Cho'Gath try to eat Mundo, get Mundo's Armani suit wet. Mundo hate liquid assets! Pick him up for 487 RP.
Woad Ashe use Casual Friday to celebrate scary blue cultural heritage. Buy her for 260 RP.
loch ness cho so good
That last bit is your cue, Tron, since you said you didn't like the Mundo sale posts.(Corporate Mundo hate talking to customers, so he breaking in new spokes-peons to help him with skins and champions sale. Each week, he test new potential spokes-peon. Then he lock peon in office and make him push skins and champions sales. First up, Blast Zone Heimerdinger. Dance for cash bags, Heimerdinger!)
No, don't beat me! I… oh, hello! I apologize for my appearance. During my installation of Corporate Mundo's new massage chair this morning, I triggered an unfortunate thermal-based reaction. While attempting to recalibrate the chair's transinductive hypercolligulator, I'm afraid I miscalculated the exhaust vector. As a result, Mundo's office now smells like a cut-rate smokehouse and the pain in my own form is… let's see, what's the word…? Oh yes: excruciating.
Before I hobble off to the medical kiosk, I wish to point out a number of discounted skins and champions. If you purchase them, Mundo promises to use the proceeds for the creation of The Heimerdinger Hospital Ward for Unforeseen Experimentation Malfunctions. Please donate generously; Mundocare can't begin to cover all of my bills!
Lulu has perfected the art of whimsy, which sadly makes her a competitor for my recently patented Whimsy-O-Matic 3000. Purchase her for only 487 RP.
Malzahar has shared some fascinating notions of void energy and its potential for turning household appliances into fully functional Armageddon engines. I'm intrigued by the possibilities, but am still willing to give him to you for 487 RP.
Shyvana's experience with all things flammable should ultimately be able to solve the heat disbursement issue that gave my skin its current smoky texture. She'll be finished soon and you can buy her now for 487 RP.
Apocalyptic Brand clearly experiences none of the excessive temperature problems currently plaguing my experiments. I must get rid of him before the next fundraisers' meeting! Take him away for 487 RP.
Dynasty Ahri cannot hope to match my incredible intellect, despite her schoolgirl uniform. You can have her for 487 RP.
Samurai Yi has adopted a slightly more retroactive approach to technology. Bah! He's available for 260 RP.
The sale runs from June 29 through July 2. And now, if you'll excuse me, the probability of my continued existence is rapidly approaching zero…
(Mundo back. You like Heimerdinger? Let Mundo know in comments below. You want another spokesperson? You tell Mundo who, then he beat them up and drag them here. It Mundo's way of giving back!)
PULSEFIRE EZREAL IS ACTIVE
Anyone who buys it is a sucker
LoL(EUW) - Auhal
PS2 (Miller-EU) - SRTroN
FQ Janna worth it? I've got Tempest and Hextech already. Titties galore!Corporate Mundo working hard, as usual, but slacker peons make him sad. His administrative assistant say she can't come to work today. Say she "getting married" and she "asked for day off six months ago." Mundo need proof before he grant one-day absence. Engagement rings can be faked. So can photos of fiancé sitting on peon's desk for three years! Mundo want marriage license, peon. And sworn testimony from minister. No photocopies. Notarized! *NOTARIZED!!!*
So productivity grind to halt until peon fix paperwork. While Mundo waits, he hit up cash bags with new sale on skins and champions. You like? You buy! Profits make Mundo forget how much peons waste time.
Fizz the last of his kind; that mean he NEVER have to go to own wedding! Mundo like! You pick him up for 487 RP.
Garen say he "go getter." When Mundo tell him to go get donuts for office, he hit Mundo with big sword. Mundo's health care premiums go up, so Garen out. You buy for 292 RP.
Brand ask for job from Mundo. Mundo put him in charge of brand management and laugh at funny word play. Then Brand burn down office. Mundo hate Brand. Pick him up for 487 RP.
Battleborn Kayle ready for anything in new armor… except sharp blow to head. Why she get rid of helmet? Buy her for 487 RP.
Black Belt Udyr snatch pebble from Mundo's hand, then pound on Mundo's face with it. He bad for morale. Make him yours for 260 RP.
Frost Queen Janna fix air conditioning good. She also break office dress code, so we have to let her go. Now office feel like swamp and everyone breaking dress code. Mundo blame Janna. Buy her for 487 RP.
We run sale from July 3 until July 6. Buy lots of them, cash bags. The sound of Mundo counting money drown out peon rage.
frost queen janna <3
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Been waiting for that Vayne skin to go on sale. Liked it more than Aristocrat for the launch skins.Outback Renekton Delivers Skins and Champions Sale Posted by Renekton on Thu, 2012-07-05 15:40
(Corporate Mundo here, testing new spokesmen for skins and champions sale. Today he grab Outback Renekton to tell you about latest sale. Pay attention cash bags! Gator man only get one shot at this!)
G'day summoners! Mundo's holdin' me wife and little ones hostage until I tell you about our new skins and champions, so I'm on me best behavior! It reminds me of the time I was stalking the elusive Cho'Gath in the wilds of the bot lane. That little bugger had me cornered and almost fricasseed my wallaby if you follow! Never, never, never confront a wild Cho'Gath in his chosen territory. When you hear those nom-nom-noms, it means he's poised for the kill, and his Vorpal Spikes really leave a mark.
Okay, Mundo's tellin' me to get on with it. He's also poundin' on the table with his cleaver which I do not want to get in front of. Y'see, the average Mundo sports this massive cleaver and when he spots his prey he smashes it down in a… right, this is me, getting' on with it.
Feast your eyes on the wide array of critters on sale this week!
Riven the Exile helps keep enemies at bay; you can find her outside of the wild for 487 RP.
Udyr has been invaluable on me expeditions into the wild. He wrestles the beastie into submission while I watch him and tell jokes! He'll serve as your guide for 487 RP.
Lux's legacy of light is perfect for findin' your way outta the bush. It's less perfect when you're tryin' to sneak up on a sleeping Kog'Maw and she shines it right in its eyes. Pick her up for 487 RP.
Sorceress Lux is a bit too girly for life out in the bush. Of course, the last time I told her that, she rooted me in place and left me for the dingoes. You can have her for 260 RP.
Midnight Ahri uses natural camouflage to blend in to her surroundings. Makes it awful awkward when you trod right on top of her. Buy her for 487 RP.
Vindicator Vayne can hunt in even the most adverse conditions. Makes her awful handy when you're being stalked by creatures from the Outer Void. You can have her for 487 RP.
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