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    You know what happens in Russia? Putin invites the CEOs of petrol companies to his office, 1hour later prices drop by 4-10%, a few months later prices go up, Putin invites them back and so on.
    Interesting. Do you have some reading material for that, I'm quite curious as to what he does?

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Capitano View Post

    Interesting. Do you have some reading material for that, I'm quite curious as to what he does?
    Just Google "Putin diesel price" or something similar, there are quite a few articles about it, he is in constant battle with energy companies and now that he's coming back as president he's going to push their shit in, he's already said that.


    Also people talking about profit margins, it's very easy to make a huge profit look like a low % on paper, it's very, very easy and most energy companies do it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rans View Post
    Just Google "Putin diesel price" or something similar, there are quite a few articles about it, he is in constant battle with energy companies and now that he's coming back as president he's going to push their shit in, he's already said that.
    OK, I Googled that phrase and what came back was, well, not much. There's lots of tough talk, but very little by way of figures.
    Also people talking about profit margins, it's very easy to make a huge profit look like a low % on paper, it's very, very easy and most energy companies do it.
    Well OK, I assume you have figures to back up your claims. Perhaps you could provide them instead of just throwing accusations around.

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Capitano View Post
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    Just Google "Putin diesel price" or something similar, there are quite a few articles about it, he is in constant battle with energy companies and now that he's coming back as president he's going to push their shit in, he's already said that.
    OK, I Googled that phrase and what came back was, well, not much. There's lots of tough talk, but very little by way of figures.
    Also people talking about profit margins, it's very easy to make a huge profit look like a low % on paper, it's very, very easy and most energy companies do it.
    Well OK, I assume you have figures to back up your claims. Perhaps you could provide them instead of just throwing accusations around.
    Well I don't have any figures for what Rans is going on about but having worked at an accountancy firm for a long time, I can say at least for tax purposes, there are a lot of ways to make money look like it isn't there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by definatelynotKKassandra View Post
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    You know what happens in Russia? Putin invites the CEOs of petrol companies to his office, 1hour later prices drop by 4-10%, a few months later prices go up, Putin invites them back and so on.
    Interesting. Do you have some reading material for that, I'm quite curious as to what he does?
    Brilliant reply.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ralara View Post
    Well I don't have any figures for what Rans is going on about but having worked at an accountancy firm for a long time, I can say at least for tax purposes, there are a lot of ways to make money look like it isn't there.
    I've never worked at an accountancy firm but I can say that anyone who isn't aware that there are lots of ways to make money look like it isn't there and that lots of corporations do this (probably all of the big ones. shit, I know small businesses that do this) is astoundingly naive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Capitano View Post
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    Just Google "Putin diesel price" or something similar, there are quite a few articles about it, he is in constant battle with energy companies and now that he's coming back as president he's going to push their shit in, he's already said that.
    OK, I Googled that phrase and what came back was, well, not much. There's lots of tough talk, but very little by way of figures.
    Also people talking about profit margins, it's very easy to make a huge profit look like a low % on paper, it's very, very easy and most energy companies do it.
    Well OK, I assume you have figures to back up your claims. Perhaps you could provide them instead of just throwing accusations around.
    1. Google better, last February, I think, he told them to lower the prices or else. And the prices dropped quite a bit. He has a pretty big task as he has to force all the billionaires that cashed in on the Russian privatisation to invest the money in Russia's energy sector/infrastructure. And he will force them, it's not a bit secret that he's called a couple of Russia's wealthiest and told them to decide where they want to invest, also he told them to build a stadium for the World Cup out of their own pocket.

    And the numbers bit: I don't have them, it's not like you expect a big company to say "we will make our expenses look a lot bigger than they are and pretend we're not making much money", it's just common knowledge that dodging the tax man is every rich man/company's favorite hobby.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Warpath View Post
    Still gets me that the number of troops/ military assets are being cut, yet the number of pen pushers in the MOD seem to be staying the same if not increasing :/
    It's got the right in uproar. "Sacking our boys while the pen pushers go on strike!!!1!" and so on.

    Though, while it should be noted the headline is "No civil servant cuts" the first paragraph makes it clear that, in actual fact, some 30,000 posts are being eliminated. It's just they haven't had to resort to compulsory redundancies yet.

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    OTOH, sacking a load of the scientific/technical employees at the MOD and then bitching about the amount spent on consultants to replace their work is pretty stupid.


    (Note, I would never claim that the way the MOD works is anything other than fucking retarded. But we're hardly alone among in the West in having a military procurement process driven more by flagwaving, domestic politics and retardation than actual need)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nax View Post
    How the fuck did the UK get inflation of 5.2% in the middle of a recession? Is this quantitative easing to the banks screwing everyone else?
    I've heard a lot about food prices being specifically out of control at the moment. Food and energy inflation in the US is 2.0% last I remember

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rudolf Miller View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Nax View Post
    How the fuck did the UK get inflation of 5.2% in the middle of a recession? Is this quantitative easing to the banks screwing everyone else?
    I've heard a lot about food prices being specifically out of control at the moment. Food and energy inflation in the US is 2.0% last I remember
    Well that explains why I've gone under budget this month. These numbers come from where I haven't noticed an increase in cost I have however spent less.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lallante View Post
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    It's not actually difficult to have stagflation. Print cash while the real economy sucks, and you'll get it soon enough.
    This is total bullshit. Real inflation in the UK is extremely low provided you discount energy and commodities prices.

    Inflation in the UK is illusory and mainly the result of rip-off energy bills from the oligopoly of under-regulated providers, and high food prices worldwide.
    I don't know what's going on in the UK right now, but my statement is still generically true.

    Quote Originally Posted by Rans View Post
    You know what happens in Russia? Putin invites the CEOs of petrol companies to his office, 1hour later prices drop by 4-10%, a few months later prices go up, Putin invites them back and so on. The UK government seems impotent.
    Perhaps that's true, but I prefer to live in a country where politicians don't generally make offers they can't refuse to businessmen.

    Quote Originally Posted by Warpath View Post
    Still gets me that the number of troops/ military assets are being cut, yet the number of pen pushers in the MOD seem to be staying the same if not increasing :/
    Why are you surprised? The pen-pushers are the ones who decide where the money is spent.

    Quote Originally Posted by Rans View Post
    Also people talking about profit margins, it's very easy to make a huge profit look like a low % on paper, it's very, very easy and most energy companies do it.
    It's not really that simple. Yes, you can fiddle with numbers to various extents, but remember what their incentives are. For financial accounting, you generally want your profits to be as high as possible, because those are the ones that the markets look at when deciding your stock price. Since most of the CEO's pay comes from stock options, he's generally going to want to increase the margins by as much as he can get away with. You want to minimize earnings for the purposes of tax accounting, but that's a completely different set of books, so you can even sometimes do both. I doubt oil companies are so concerned with PR that they'd tank their stock prices in order to lower their margins. The more obvious explanation is that they just spend a lot of money.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ralara View Post
    Well I don't have any figures for what Rans is going on about but having worked at an accountancy firm for a long time, I can say at least for tax purposes, there are a lot of ways to make money look like it isn't there.
    That's all well and good, but sitting around crying about the energy firms making £110-odd profit from a £1,100 bill is still silly. If you think they're actually making much more than that, fine, but you'll still have to show some justification for that belief.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Herschel Yamamoto View Post
    It's not really that simple. Yes, you can fiddle with numbers to various extents, but remember what their incentives are. For financial accounting, you generally want your profits to be as high as possible, because those are the ones that the markets look at when deciding your stock price. Since most of the CEO's pay comes from stock options, he's generally going to want to increase the margins by as much as he can get away with. You want to minimize earnings for the purposes of tax accounting, but that's a completely different set of books, so you can even sometimes do both. I doubt oil companies are so concerned with PR that they'd tank their stock prices in order to lower their margins. The more obvious explanation is that they just spend a lot of money.
    Yes, I'm not saying they don't have big expenses, they do, but it's a lot easier to do your math when you can just take whatever expenses you've got, add 10% profit and sell that to the clients who only have 2-3 alternatives(sometimes even less) that have the same price ± a few %. :tinfoil hat:

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    I really have no time for anyone who believes its a great idea to replace pencil pushers with (expensivily) trained policemen, doctors and soldiers who would have otherwise been doing there actual job instead of (inefficiently filing papers).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pattern View Post
    I really have no time for anyone who believes its a great idea to replace pencil pushers with (expensivily) trained policemen, doctors and soldiers who would have otherwise been doing there actual job instead of (inefficiently filing papers).
    Good to know. What's your opinion of people who simply think that fewer pencils ought to be pushed?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lallante View Post
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    If this government is having to borrow that much, I hate to think how much Labour would have us borrow at this point had they been elected.
    Would rather Alistair Darling over this clown.

    "The private sector will offset the cuts..."

    Nope, we're actually borrowing £15bn more a year from just the 1mill or so people more on welfare, let alone lost tax receipts. Not that the cuts have actually had that much of an effect, and as a result it's no wonder moody/fitch are suggesting we'd probably lose our magical AAA rating even though we can devalue our own currency.
    The thing is that if Labour had be reelected and continued on with their "We can spend our way out of this" policy, it would be be the current levels of borrowing plus a whole lot more. We would be in with Italy and Greece at levels of market confidence.

    The cuts might not be doing much yet in practice, but they at least show that we are trying, instead of just relying on the magic checkbook of invisible money.
    Yep, we're trying to cut the deficit, by depressing the economy and increasing the deficit.
    Noone in Europe is seeing serious growth - there is literally zero evidence that, for example, hugely increasing borrowing in order to pump money into the economy through welfare, infrastructure spending, tax cuts etc would in any way help. What it definitely would do however, is hugely increase our cost of borrowing as the market got spooked.

    The UK currently has the lowest average yield on its long term debt Europe. That is a sign that the governments plan is the correct one. Its all very well saying "lol no growth" but you simply arnt going to grow if noone else you trade with does and consumer confidence is so low, regardless of gov spending.
    Consumer confidence is low because of the toxic effects of public sector cuts. VAT increases, public sector wage freeze and an order not to replace public sector workers (attrition) would have probably reduced the budget by exactly the same amount.

    And you'll see soon enough just how fickle bond markets are, we will be in an official recession next year and considering all of the token kenysian tactics Osborne is now flinging at the wall, you'd bet that his advisers are probably hearing something else about the long term prospects of the economy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Herschel Yamamoto View Post
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    I really have no time for anyone who believes its a great idea to replace pencil pushers with (expensivily) trained policemen, doctors and soldiers who would have otherwise been doing there actual job instead of (inefficiently filing papers).
    Good to know. What's your opinion of people who simply think that fewer pencils ought to be pushed?
    They are usually the same ones that believe that there should be less laws, less regulations, that people can govern themselves if only we got out of the way, etc etc.

    Unfortunately human nature and the complexities of reality prevent libertarianism from actually working in anything but fantasy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pattern View Post
    Consumer confidence is low because of the toxic effects of public sector cuts.
    Post hoc, ergo prompter hoc.

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    Good to know. What's your opinion of people who simply think that fewer pencils ought to be pushed?
    They are usually the same ones that believe that there should be less laws, less regulations, that people can govern themselves if only we got out of the way, etc etc.

    Unfortunately human nature and the complexities of reality prevent libertarianism from actually working in anything but fantasy.
    So you're trying to tell me that everything governments do needs doing?
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