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    darnation

    What In Darnation!?!?!?!?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Djan Seriy Anaplian View Post
    Also that didn't sound like abloo bloo to me, PM me and we can agree on a meeting spot and settle this with queensberry rules, that's a serious offer btw. I've been a member of this community since 2005 and i've never met a more toxic individual.

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    Ban April 11's.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Amantus View Post
    What In Darnation!?!?!?!?
    That's tarnation.

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    I had to visit a GP yesterday for hawk puncture wounds on my arm.

    Like all farms I have an issue with rodents. So I set up a few owl stands hoping that owls would eat the little bastards for me. To seal the deal I put a small strip of chicken on one of the stands each night.

    A hawk started showing up in the morning -Goshawk I think - to eat the chicken if it was still there. But the hawk has competition from a family of crows who also want the chicken. To keep the hawk around (my chicken's chicks are kept behind wire and the adults are large enough to be save) I put out some chicken for the hawk. But on some days the crows got it first. Then rather than waiting the birds would come to me after the chicken, then yesterday the hawk landed on my arm.

    Talons bloody hurt!.

    Normally I would go to my old doctor back in Sydney, but this time I went to a local GP. The Guy was Indian, originally from Bengal I found out, who seemed rather confused about why a hawk atttacked me. Then he commented that a Tiger had eaten his Grandmother back in India.

    Strange days indeed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maximillian View Post
    I had to visit a GP yesterday for hawk puncture wounds on my arm.

    Like all farms I have an issue with rodents. So I set up a few owl stands hoping that owls would eat the little bastards for me. To seal the deal I put a small strip of chicken on one of the stands each night.

    A hawk started showing up in the morning -Goshawk I think - to eat the chicken if it was still there. But the hawk has competition from a family of crows who also want the chicken. To keep the hawk around (my chicken's chicks are kept behind wire and the adults are large enough to be save) I put out some chicken for the hawk. But on some days the crows got it first. Then rather than waiting the birds would come to me after the chicken, then yesterday the hawk landed on my arm.

    Talons bloody hurt!.

    Normally I would go to my old doctor back in Sydney, but this time I went to a local GP. The Guy was Indian, originally from Bengal I found out, who seemed rather confused about why a hawk atttacked me. Then he commented that a Tiger had eaten his Grandmother back in India.

    Strange days indeed.
    Well you see she started with owls and then got a hawk to get rid of the owls, but then she had to get a snake to catch the hawk, but that was a problem so she got some raccoons to get the snake, then to get rid of the raccoons she got some jackals, which started trying to get to the chickens, so she got a tiger to sort that out, and here we are.
    Quote Originally Posted by Djan Seriy Anaplian View Post
    Also that didn't sound like abloo bloo to me, PM me and we can agree on a meeting spot and settle this with queensberry rules, that's a serious offer btw. I've been a member of this community since 2005 and i've never met a more toxic individual.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maximillian View Post
    I had to visit a GP yesterday for hawk puncture wounds on my arm.

    Like all farms I have an issue with rodents. So I set up a few owl stands hoping that owls would eat the little bastards for me. To seal the deal I put a small strip of chicken on one of the stands each night.

    A hawk started showing up in the morning -Goshawk I think - to eat the chicken if it was still there. But the hawk has competition from a family of crows who also want the chicken. To keep the hawk around (my chicken's chicks are kept behind wire and the adults are large enough to be save) I put out some chicken for the hawk. But on some days the crows got it first. Then rather than waiting the birds would come to me after the chicken, then yesterday the hawk landed on my arm.

    Talons bloody hurt!.

    Normally I would go to my old doctor back in Sydney, but this time I went to a local GP. The Guy was Indian, originally from Bengal I found out, who seemed rather confused about why a hawk atttacked me. Then he commented that a Tiger had eaten his Grandmother back in India.

    Strange days indeed.
    I'm surprised you got a hawk to come so close to you, they're usually skittish. Guess you need to buy some falconry gloves.

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