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    Deathpool 2023

    Hello,

    I've been running one of these for three or four years with a limited selection of participants but it's time to open it up.

    Here's the form to fill in. Please read the rules first.


    The rules are as follows:

    Code:
    Please submit entries and details with the correct spelling. Please only submit one entry.
    
    Please be certain of your picks - it's hard to change them later. You cannot change them after December 31st 2022 23:59 UTC.
    
    A score is achieved when a pick dies or has a FRESH sexual misconduct allegation.
    
    Choose five public figures. - one point each
    Choose one wildcard under 50 years of age. - two points
    
    If your pick is unique (no-one else has picked) a score is worth double.
    If your pick scores twice, each score is double.
    
    The scoring period is the entire duration of 2023.
    
    Please keep an eye out for any information that may help verify new scores.
    I will post a locked-in VERSION of the FHC answers here once the year begins.


    Submissions: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets...it?usp=sharing
    Last edited by whispous; January 2 2023 at 10:31:40 AM.



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    locking again cos you're all getting weird and being autists about tyres

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    Jackson 5. Current and past living members:

    Jackie Jackson
    Tito Jackson
    Marlon Jackson
    Jermaine Jackson
    Randy Jackson

    Wildcard: Jack Michaels: (born January 23, 1974) is an American ice hockey announcer who is currently the play-by-play announcer for Edmonton Oilers broadcasts on 630 CHED and Sportsnet television. He was previously the announcer for the Colorado Gold Kings of the West Coast Hockey League (WCHL) from 1999 to 2002, and the Alaska Aces of the ECHL from 2002 to 2010.
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    Prince Charles
    Dick Van Dyke
    David Attenborough
    Joe Biden

    Wildcard: Kanye West
    Last edited by Lallante; December 20 2022 at 04:04:28 PM.

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    You get your whore mouth off Attenborough then you keep it shut
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    And btw, you're such a fucking asshole it genuinely amazes me on a regular basis how you manage to function.

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    Going for film director wipeout this year:

    Steven Spielberg
    Martin Scorsese
    Francis Ford Coppola
    Ridley Scott
    John Carpenter

    Wildcard:
    Taika Waititi (few directors below the target age, so gotta pick the one most likely to overdose)

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    Quote Originally Posted by GeromeDoutrande View Post
    Going for film director wipeout this year:

    Steven Spielberg
    Martin Scorsese
    Francis Ford Coppola
    Ridley Scott
    John Carpenter

    Wildcard:
    Taika Waititi (few directors below the target age, so gotta pick the one most likely to overdose)
    Don't forget - you also score when your pick has a fresh sexual misconduct allegation levelled against them.



    Quote Originally Posted by teds :D View Post
    locking again cos you're all getting weird and being autists about tyres

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    I swear to god when Attenborough dies the whole animal kingdom will send 2 representatives of each species to the funeral
    I was somewhere around Old Man Star, on the edge of Essence, when drugs began to take hold.

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    Joe Biden, Elon Musk, Mark Rutte.

    Maybe this is all wishful thinking i dunno
    Schopenhauer:

    All truth passes through three stages.
    First, it is ridiculed.
    Second, it is violently opposed.
    Third, it is accepted as being self-evident..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lief Siddhe View Post
    I swear to god when Attenborough dies the whole animal kingdom will send 2 representatives of each species to the funeral
    And then seal up the Ark and summon the rains to consume humanity

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    Done your form, I have.

    Vladimir Putin
    Patrick Stewart
    David Attenborough
    Mel Brooks (Spaceballs)
    Ozzy Ozbourne

    Kanye (Ye) West
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    The evolution of the meme. From shipspinning to meatspinning.

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    Vladimir Putin
    Sergei Shoigu
    Recep Tayyip Erdoğan
    Alexei Navalny
    Ramzan Kadyrov

    Wildcard:
    Eve Online

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    Ian McKellen
    Bobby Charlton
    Norman Tebbit
    Tom Baker
    Nigel Lawson

    Wildcard: Rishi Sunak
    Last edited by Rodj Blake; December 31 2022 at 09:55:07 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lallante View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Lief Siddhe View Post
    I swear to god when Attenborough dies the whole animal kingdom will send 2 representatives of each species to the funeral
    And then seal up the Ark and summon the rains to consume humanity
    That's my vote then
    I was somewhere around Old Man Star, on the edge of Essence, when drugs began to take hold.

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    Pele
    Ali Khameni
    Yevgeny Prigozhin
    Ozzy osbourne
    Putin

    Wildcard:
    sam bankman-fried

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    David Attenborough
    King Charles
    Joe Biden
    Putin
    Tom Cruise

    Wildcard:
    Benadryl Cummerbund
    Quote Originally Posted by Djan Seriy Anaplian View Post
    Also that didn't sound like abloo bloo to me, PM me and we can agree on a meeting spot and settle this with queensberry rules, that's a serious offer btw. I've been a member of this community since 2005 and i've never met a more toxic individual.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spartan Dax View Post
    Pele
    Ali Khameni
    Yevgeny Prigozhin
    Ozzy osbourne
    Putin

    Wildcard:
    sam bankman-fried
    Might need to adjust...

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    Quote Originally Posted by depili View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Spartan Dax View Post
    Pele
    Ali Khameni
    Yevgeny Prigozhin
    Ozzy osbourne
    Putin

    Wildcard:
    sam bankman-fried
    Might need to adjust...
    2 days out, unlucky
    Quote Originally Posted by Djan Seriy Anaplian View Post
    Also that didn't sound like abloo bloo to me, PM me and we can agree on a meeting spot and settle this with queensberry rules, that's a serious offer btw. I've been a member of this community since 2005 and i've never met a more toxic individual.

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    I was aware he was close to dying �� but that didn't even take 3 hours. Somehow I feel my failed pick should still stand just because it felt like practically cheating picking him.

    RIP you glorious SOB

    Edit. With any luck this bodes well for my other picks. Most of them deserves a shallow grave.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spartan Dax View Post
    Edit. With any luck this bodes well for my other picks. Most of them deserves a shallow grave.
    I am entirely on board with this.

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    I hope you all filled in the form.



    Quote Originally Posted by teds :D View Post
    locking again cos you're all getting weird and being autists about tyres

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