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    Quote Originally Posted by Nordstern View Post
    Musk: Take down the Twitter sign.

    San Francisco: You need to pull a permit to block pedestrian traffic. Stop immediately.

    Musk: Whatever. Erect an X on top of the building.

    San Francisco: AGAIN, you need a permit to make structural changes to a historic building. Do you think the rules don't apply to you or something?
    I mean they evidently don't apply to him
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    And btw, you're such a fucking asshole it genuinely amazes me on a regular basis how you manage to function.

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    Twitter's rooftop garden looked shit tier. Fake grass and unwatered dead plants.

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    Apparently because the twit in chief sacked off the janitors who used to water it
    Quote Originally Posted by Isyel View Post
    And btw, you're such a fucking asshole it genuinely amazes me on a regular basis how you manage to function.

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    So, there's a new Musk biography out that has some interesting details about his early life, such as going clubbing with his older sister in Toronto, but bringing a book along and being told to stay at least 10 feet away.

    In other news, I have seen tweets being referred to as Xcretions, so that's what I'm going to say from now on.

    Oh, and Elon Muscovy wants to charge every user a monthly fee, to offset advertising revenue loss and combat bot accounts.
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    "Holy shit, I ask you to stop being autistic and you debate what autistic is." - spasm
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    WTF I hate white people now...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nordstern View Post

    Oh, and Elon Muscovy wants to charge every user a monthly fee, to offset advertising revenue loss and combat bot accounts.
    Soo, you know how we have the Pony subforum to keep the Bronies contained?
    This would be that for X, and it would be glorious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nordstern View Post
    So, there's a new Musk biography out that has some interesting details about his early life, such as going clubbing with his older sister in Toronto, but bringing a book along and being told to stay at least 10 feet away.

    In other news, I have seen tweets being referred to as Xcretions, so that's what I'm going to say from now on.

    Oh, and Elon Muscovy wants to charge every user a monthly fee, to offset advertising revenue loss and combat bot accounts.
    I strongly endorse his wonderful scheme and I hope he enacts this genius idea immediately
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    And btw, you're such a fucking asshole it genuinely amazes me on a regular basis how you manage to function.

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    "Holy shit, I ask you to stop being autistic and you debate what autistic is." - spasm
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    WTF I hate white people now...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Isyel View Post
    And btw, you're such a fucking asshole it genuinely amazes me on a regular basis how you manage to function.

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