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  • Either!

    17 17.89%
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Thread: Tea Vs. Coffee

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    Tea Vs. Coffee

    So Starbucks, purveyors of mediocre coffee and yummy but overpriced cakes, are expanding their Chinese operation pushing into the spiritual home of tea drinking and helping cement coffee's status as the world's low-grade narcotic of choice.

    Ignoring that this is surely the final nail in the coffin of global of communism, and a tasty apple fritter costs about half the average daily wage in china, this is the big question: do you enjoy a shoot of what the TOWIE crowd know as an 'Expresso', or are you more accustomed to knitted wollen cosies and the constant social embarassment of where to put the fucking teabag when you've finished with it.*




    *see also: condoms.
    Last edited by ry ry; September 8 2011 at 01:52:27 PM.

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    Tea > Coffee

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    Coffee uber alles.

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    The British Empire was built on drinking cups of Tea between colonizing new nations and conquering older ones.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Helen View Post
    The British Empire was built on drinking cups of Tea between colonizing new nations and conquering older ones.
    ... and you really don't want to end up like they did. Coffee ftw.

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    If I didn't have coffee every morning I'd probably die.

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    Coffee in the morning, and herbal tea at night when getting ready for bed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rodj Blake View Post
    Tea > Coffee
    This.

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    at home i tend to go through phases of drinking either tea or coffee. right now it's coffee.
    fuck all fat nerds

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    Quote Originally Posted by Amantus View Post
    at home i tend to go through phases of being either straight or gay. right now i'm gay.

    nbs

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aeolos View Post
    ... and you really don't want to end up like they did. Coffee ftw.
    I stand by my post, much like all those brave soldiers who defended the British Empire until we decided to be generous to our colonies and let them grow on their own.
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    tea, allday erryday.

    Also, as for where to put teabag (cos putting it in the bin makes it all sweaty n grim,) a little saucer on the side til they cool down works fine. You can use that tip for free.
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    Coffee, tbh.



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    Free coffee at work to keep me awake at my desk > free tea at work to make me fall asleep at my desk.

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    Coffee erryday, multiple jugs of black/green tea when it's cold.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Winged Nazgul View Post
    Coffee uber alles.
    Im gonna agree with you on this.

    Sitting with a big coffe now, waiting for the lecture to start

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    fuck the rest, tbh


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    Quote Originally Posted by ry ry View Post
    or are you more accustomed to knitted wollen cosies and the constant social embarassment of where to put the fucking teabag when you've finished with it.
    What are you, some kind of animal? Use a teapot like a civilised person.

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