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  1. September 1 2011, 09:33:16 PM #1
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    Steven Segal Raids Cock Fighting Ring, Crushes Puppy with Tank

    http://www.forbes.com/sites/erikkain...killing-puppy/

    That's what happens to undocumented dogs in this country.
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  2. September 1 2011, 09:44:07 PM #2
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    What the shit? No, seriously. What the shit?

    I was sure that this was an Onion headline, or maybe Weekly World News. My brain could not at first process the sheer level of testosterone poisoning that is implied by even half of that sentence. But this actually happened?

    WHAT THE SHIT?
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    Completely unsurprised to see Arpaio is somehow involved. I thought I heard a tank around the corner...

    Also, wouldn't have happened if the dog had a gun.
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    I too am not sure if this is real. Has the internet bled into the real world this badly. /o\
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    Quote Originally Posted by Herschel Yamamoto View Post
    What the shit? No, seriously. What the shit?

    I was sure that this was an Onion headline, or maybe Weekly World News. My brain could not at first process the sheer level of testosterone poisoning that is implied by even half of that sentence. But this actually happened?

    WHAT THE SHIT?
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  6. September 1 2011, 09:48:20 PM #6
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  7. September 1 2011, 09:50:39 PM #7
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    It was reported on one or two other real news sites, so I figured why the hell not post it.
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    And people wonder why I consider Steven Seagal to be my hero.
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    lol so retarded

    vigilantism is the future! start stashing weapons and anti-tank mines. YOU (point finger) could be the next
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    Quote Originally Posted by Airow View Post
    lol so retarded

    vigilantism is the future! start stashing weapons and anti-tank mines. YOU (point finger) could be the next
    it's actually not vigilantism, Seagal is a reserve sheriff and has been for over 20 years, he actually is a law enforcement official.
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    Why the hell would they allow him to drive the (I'm assuming it's this and not an actual tank) armored car

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  12. September 1 2011, 10:24:51 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by spasm View Post
    Why the hell would they allow him to drive the (I'm assuming it's this and not an actual tank) armored car
    Because he is a deputy sheriff I believe.

    Also because he is Steven Seagal of course, if they guy was a running cock fights he probably treated his dog like shit too so it probably got put out of its misery.
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  13. September 1 2011, 10:30:06 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by Traxio Nacho View Post
    Because he is a deputy sheriff I believe.

    Also because he is Steven Seagal of course, if they guy was a running cock fights he probably treated his dog like shit too so it probably got put out of its misery.
    He should probably have waited until due process took its course before he crushed his dog with an armored car, in that case.

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  15. September 1 2011, 10:43:00 PM #15
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    Segal's been doing some cop show where he rides with police as a deputy and arrests people. It's funny as fuck because he spends half of the show saying how his ELITE MARTIAL ARTS make him perfectly suited to THA STREETZ.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tarminic View Post
    He should probably have waited until due process took its course before he crushed his dog with an armored car, in that case.
    If he didn't arrange cock fights his dog would still be alive.
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    came expecting a troll thread, left surprised

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    wat
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    sooo, how do you go about getting a tank-driving license, without joining the army?


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  20. September 1 2011, 11:17:03 PM #20
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    you misspelled "rides".
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