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    OMG I dated a Magic Player!

    http://gizmodo.com/5833787/my-brief-...thering-player

    tldr;
    * geek girl signs up to okcupid
    * is matched with the current world champion of Magic The Gathering
    * - who incidentally just won the world series of poker and is a multimillionaire
    * thinks she's too good for him and brushes him off



    longer summary, including link to reddit where jon says ask me anything
    Last edited by Sponk; August 31 2011 at 02:16:34 AM.
    Contract stuff to Seraphina Amaranth.

    "You give me the awful impression - I hate to have to say - of someone who hasn't read any of the arguments against your position. Ever."

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    look dat attention whore

    he probably turned her down because she's dumb and now she trying to get revenge lol

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    I put on my robe and wizard hat.

    also fuck airow

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    Saw it. Laughed at her. +1 to Finkel for not mentioning how many zeroes there are on the end of his career winnings. (though -1 for a pretty weird choice of first date - maybe it's designed to weed some out?)
    "Make no mistake, Communism lost a big argument - one we know today as the 20th century."

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    Quote Originally Posted by RazoR View Post
    I put on my robe and wizard hat.

    also fuck airow

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    Quote Originally Posted by Herschel Yamamoto View Post
    (though -1 for a pretty weird choice of first date - maybe it's designed to weed some out?)
    [–]whitepepsi
    Also whats the deal with the jeffrey dahmer live thing?

    [+]Jon Motherfuckin' Finkel
    It was a local NYC fringe show that looked kinda interesting and was playing at the right time so I figured why not check it out. For the record I think it was a great concept with so-so execution. Polished up(remember, we're talking off off broadway here) it could be excellent, and it made me want to check out more things by the creator/star.

    [+]easygenius
    Execution is critical when it comes to Dahmer theater.
    Contract stuff to Seraphina Amaranth.

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    It's a Gizmodo article, who the fuck cares what those immature twats and the people they hire think.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sponk View Post
    [–]whitepepsi
    Also whats the deal with the jeffrey dahmer live thing?

    [+]Jon Motherfuckin' Finkel
    It was a local NYC fringe show that looked kinda interesting and was playing at the right time so I figured why not check it out. For the record I think it was a great concept with so-so execution. Polished up(remember, we're talking off off broadway here) it could be excellent, and it made me want to check out more things by the creator/star.

    [+]easygenius
    Execution is critical when it comes to Dahmer theater.
    Well then. Was just thinking of a buddy of mine, who after seeing Evil Dead: The Musical made the comment that it'd be a good thing to do on a first date. His rationale was that if the girl can handle sitting in the splatter zone she'd probably be worth a second date(and also, it was freaking awesome).
    "Make no mistake, Communism lost a big argument - one we know today as the 20th century."

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    Preconceived notions in my online world? Why I never...


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    guys, he's a magic the gathering world champion, he knows when to tap.

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    I found it odd that she interned at a nerdsite then disses nerds.


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    guys, he's a magic the gathering world champion, he knows when to tap.

    Winnar!

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    Quote Originally Posted by EntroX View Post
    guys, he's a magic the gathering world champion, he knows when to tap.
    [+]gunslingers
    Did you tap it or untap it?

    [+]Jon Motherfuckin' Finkel
    Vigilance - there was no tapping or untapping

    [+]Scarker
    There was no magic in the bedroom that night.

    [+]thats_wacist
    There was no gathering either.

    [+]kukkuzejt
    Alas, it wasn't on the cards.

    [+]invader
    He just wasn't mana enough.
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    Didnt realise gizmodo would be willing to stoop so low for the page hits.

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    Doesn't gawker own gizmodo? Gawker is pretty shit and does this kind of shitty stuff.

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    So after reading that all I got was girl signs up to website while drunk, decides to go out on a date with one of the less creapy guys, turns out she doesn't really like him and the date was bad.

    I know this is the internet where people tweet what the had for breakfast but this is news how? Sounds like every shit date I have ever been on...
    Quote Originally Posted by lubica
    And her name was Limul Azgoden, a lowly peasant girl.
    < Jolin> you're prety too LanaTorrin
    Clearly mafia.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lana Torrin View Post
    So after reading that all I got was girl signs up to website while drunk, decides to go out on a date with one of the less creapy guys, turns out she doesn't really like him and the date was bad.

    I know this is the internet where people tweet what the had for breakfast but this is news how? Sounds like every shit date I have ever been on...
    She's hating on one of our hobbies. Torches, pitchforks, etc.
    "Make no mistake, Communism lost a big argument - one we know today as the 20th century."

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    Quote Originally Posted by spasm View Post
    Doesn't gawker own gizmodo? Gawker is pretty shit and does this kind of shitty stuff.
    That's sort of the point, it's the kind of thing I would expect on Jezabel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Herschel Yamamoto View Post
    She's hating on one of our hobbies. Torches, pitchforks, etc.
    You know im included in that right? I played Magic from beta till just before 5th ed came out.. I haven't played in years and I doubt I would be able to find my cards again. It was a fun game but meh..
    Quote Originally Posted by lubica
    And her name was Limul Azgoden, a lowly peasant girl.
    < Jolin> you're prety too LanaTorrin
    Clearly mafia.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lana Torrin View Post
    You know im included in that right? I played Magic from beta till just before 5th ed came out.. I haven't played in years and I doubt I would be able to find my cards again. It was a fun game but meh..
    You're on the internet, it's a better than even chance that you've played at least a little. That wasn't my point.

    TBH, my caring about this mostly falls under the bigger heading of "making fun of stupid people", though it is still a little disconcerting that someone would react so viscerally to something I see as an innocent, if expensive, hobby.
    "Make no mistake, Communism lost a big argument - one we know today as the 20th century."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lana Torrin View Post
    So after reading that all I got was girl signs up to website while drunk, decides to go out on a date with one of the less creapy guys, turns out she doesn't really like him and the date was bad.
    http://www.kotaku.com.au/2011/08/aly...rs-online-too/

    She comes off substantially worse when you view the unedited original article.
    Contract stuff to Seraphina Amaranth.

    "You give me the awful impression - I hate to have to say - of someone who hasn't read any of the arguments against your position. Ever."

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