[Friday] I AM A TN IDIOT

[Exortius]

Heathrow is a truly terrible place to get stuck at, my condolences.

Important question: are there bars in Heathrow? I know in some American airports there are bars and restaurants past security right near the gates.

[Lana Torrin]

Important question: are there bars in Heathrow? I know in some American airports there are bars and restaurants past security right near the gates.

Wait you mean there are places where there AREN'T bars in the airport?? Being Australian I am shocked and appalled at this sudden revelation.. It is every persons god given right to be pissed as a nit on every flight they ever go on! I think requiring bars in the airport is written in to our constitution or something..

[FatFreddy]

Important question: are there bars in Heathrow? I know in some American airports there are bars and restaurants past security right near the gates.

ofc there are

le maps: http://www.heathrowairport.com/porta...0357e120a____/

you might actually want to take them with you, I managed to get completely lost there and it was no fun

[Exortius]

ofc there are

le maps: http://www.heathrowairport.com/porta...0357e120a____/

you might actually want to take them with you, I managed to get completely lost there and it was no fun

That is one fucked airport layout, thanks for the tip

[Sparq]

After 12 years & 600,000,000 AUD the Defence Materiel Organisation here in Brucestralia has only just noticed the technical documentation for the MU90 anti-submarine torpedos they've bought is only available in French and Italian.

More than a decade after the project was announced, the ADF finally has the weapons, but it does not understand exactly how they work.

The torpedoes have been developed by a European consortium for the European market, and the secret technical documents describing the results of trials of the torpedo are in Italian and French.

ABC News

[Amantus]

who the fuck reads manuals anyway

just have a go at it

[ctrlchris]

First comment best comment.

Also, n1 bruces.

who the fuck reads manuals anyway

just have a go at it

+1

[eshru]

There's a rumor going around that says boys are stronger then girls! Oh Please! Can u carry a 9lb baby in your stomach for 9mths? Can u cook, clean & talk on the phone @ the same time? Can u burn your forehead w\ a curling iron & not complain? Can u walk all day in 4" heels? Can u cry all night then wake up the next morning like everything is okay? Remember guys, women are only helpless until their nails polish dries!

lmao

[pratell]

lmao

i got a 30 lb food baby i been carrying for years bitch.

[Muffinsrevenger]

I had a hearty breakfast of bacon, eggs, toast and oatmeal. Counteracting that is a dinner of water and a box of Nilla wafers.

Browsing through the excellent posts of this forum, this one stood out from the rest
Then it hit me like a 747
Oatmeal? Is he crazy?

[Dirk]

I just got home from a night out clubbing during the law students initiation week in my city. Me, being 26, got not-so-subtly picked up by this 19 year old waif of a girl. She turned out to be one of the kinkiest girls I've ever met. She told me that she wouldn't go home with me, but she'd like some company on the way home to where she stayed with a friend. Turns out she took the opportunity to give me a handjob on the way home and then telling me "I hope you'll be going out drinking on Saturday as well, because I'm going to fuck your brains out after that."

Wtf did just happen.

Sounds like good things happened, however still gonna go with inb4 "omg she's underage and pregnant" after Saturday

[epictetus]

On the other hand I am a bit bored and would like to do something for the economy and spend some money (no clue about prices, the cheaper the better, but it can be a bit more expensive) on shit that no one really needs, but that's always cool to have (for the typical FHC'er in his 30'ies). Ideas? Guns are out of the equation, because I can't be arsed to do the legal stuff to get one.

Everything else is fair game. Gogo.

You can do some truly nerdy but fun stuff with neon. http://shopping.netsuite.com/coolneonstore (The page looks like shit but ordering neon by the foot is freakin awesome. I have some that i bought for fancy dress party and it was a huge success.)

Awesome dive torch: http://www.tillytec.de/de/produkte/l...figurator.html (the 3000 head with the TT3 tank of course)

Silly expensive pool cue http://www.predatorcues.com/predator...rdian_knot.php

But really best thing ever to waste money on is activities. Dance course, weekend trip, cooking class, boat license, parachuting or whatever.

[Fortior]

Sounds like good things happened, however still gonna go with inb4 "omg she's underage and pregnant" after Saturday

Considering she doesn't have a place to stay in town and will be commuting for all her lectures, I'm deffo gonna make sure she takes the pill in addition to some proper protection. Maybe she just wants me for my apartment?

[Gralg]

She's clearly enamored by your charming personality and- oh fuck it, you're clearly single and so is she, just violence her proverbial boats and worry about other shit later.

[Lana Torrin]

Considering she doesn't have a place to stay in town and will be commuting for all her lectures, I'm deffo gonna make sure she takes the pill in addition to some proper protection. Maybe she just wants me for my apartment?

Is that a bad thing?

[Stoffl]

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[Fortior]

In reality I don't really care much about the 'why', I intend to ravage her just the same. Or going by what she said and did last night I'm the one who's going to be ravaged, and quite sorely so.

I am somewhat fearful from the inevitable trolling I'm going to be put through by my friends who witnessed all of this last night. They found it absolutely hilarious that someone who just graduated and will be starting his first job on monday hooks up with the new students. Then again, they're probably just jealous

[Kransthow]

Today was a good day, final day before the half-semester break. Thought the only thing I had was a lab but it turned out that it was canceled or something so decide to use the lab time to start on my assignment that I hadn't even looked at yet which was due in 5 hours. Find bugs in the supplied correct implementation we were supposed to be working on, nbs. Finish in about 2 1/2 hours, then decide to wander around the city for a bit looking for something to eat. Spend 5 hours just aimlessly wandering through suburbs I've never been to before, beautiful views of harbour etc. Get back to my apartment, spend a few hours watching animus and now I'm just waiting for dinner to finish cooking. Tomorrow heading southwards for a week to hopefully get some skiing in weather permitting. Life is good.

[Lana Torrin]

Today was a good day, final day before the half-semester break. Thought the only thing I had was a lab but it turned out that it was canceled or something so decide to use the lab time to start on my assignment that I hadn't even looked at yet which was due in 5 hours. Find bugs in the supplied correct implementation we were supposed to be working on, nbs. Finish in about 2 1/2 hours, then decide to wander around the city for a bit looking for something to eat. Spend 5 hours just aimlessly wandering through suburbs I've never been to before, beautiful views of harbour etc. Get back to my apartment, spend a few hours watching animus and now I'm just waiting for dinner to finish cooking. Tomorrow heading southwards for a week to hopefully get some skiing in weather permitting. Life is good.

I hate you because I have holidays booked, but they aren't for 3 months.. Also im in a bad mood because I had a curry for lunch and now I cant sit down..

[Kransthow]

I hate you because I have holidays booked, but they aren't for 3 months.. Also im in a bad mood because I had a curry for lunch and now I cant sit down..

I also have a lifetime skiing pass~

inb4 global warming