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    [Thursday] Revenge of the chickens

    You getting into farming thinking that it will be a lovely quite life in the country, not realising that savagery awaits you at every turn.

    After months of waiting the door to my pizza oven finally turned up. So I decided to christen it by making a nice pizza for lunch. So I lit the fire, set up a table, and brought out all the ingrediants. Bees were buzzing, birds singing, and chickens clucking while they scratched about in the yard.

    But it was all a ruse.

    One chicken was the designated point, and as soon as I wasn't watching it flapped onto the table to grab some Pepperoni. This triggered off an avalache of feathers, beaks and claws as all the chickens mobbed the table. I tried to carry the bowls back inside but the bastards tripped me over.

    End result: fat self-satisfied chickens, I had toast.

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