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    Byzantium endures

    The great war is coming to its closing phases.
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    And btw, you're such a fucking asshole it genuinely amazes me on a regular basis how you manage to function.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Malcanis View Post
    The great war is coming to its closing phases.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Malcanis View Post
    The great war is coming to its closing phases.
    Recap for those who haven't played in a decade?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nordstern View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Malcanis View Post
    The great war is coming to its closing phases.
    Recap for those who haven't played in a decade?
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    It's a eve war, nothing really ever happens during them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nordstern View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Malcanis View Post
    The great war is coming to its closing phases.
    Recap for those who haven't played in a decade?
    Every nullsec entity in EVE bar Volta and the Freemen (Rote Kapelle, etc) declares war on the Imperium. Imperium space mostly slowly glassed in ultra low risk :easymode: 3:1 numbers advantage. 1DQ capital constellation (Constantinople in this metaphor) is fortified to fuck and all the Imperium supercapital fleet is concentrated in there since about April. AllOfEVE make some attempts to anchor staging Azbels or reinforce jammers/ihubs and get murdered but literally thousands of fighters every time. They fuck around for 4 months while their participation dissolves like a sandcastle vs the incoming tide. Now they only have about 1.2:1 and it's clearly not enough. They play the hype-pipes real loud in an effort to drum up numbers last weekend. Don't get them so the Big Event is that they're almost ready to start, they're waiting on FRT to redeploy their capital fleet back from the North. FRT capital fleet gets Snuffed in Hakonen and FRT say their deployment is cancelled. No serious attack on 1DQ constellation made despite hype-piping. Imperium getting ready for reconquista and revenge.
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    Thrilling use of weaponised boredom. What a game.
    Look, the wages you withheld from the workmen who mowed your fields are crying out against you. The cries of the harvesters have reached the ears of the Lord of Hosts. You have lived on earth in luxury and self-indulgence. You have fattened yourselves for slaughter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keckers View Post
    Thrilling use of weaponised boredom. What a game.
    - Every EVE 0.0 war since the pos spam of NC (well, at least with the spam you got killmails once in a while after grinding the dickstar down)

    0.0 wars haven't been about running out of money and ships for ages, they are purely about who gets bored first, unless the forces are way way out of balance and the smaller side isn't over the "let's make the node unplayable" threshold.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Keckers View Post
    Thrilling use of weaponised boredom. What a game.
    We (INIT) haven't been bored. We've had more content than we know what to do with. Vily tried to turn papi into a caricature of what he thought goons were in 2014, right down to carrying on with the helldunk or blueballs bit and has apparently been surprised when it's had the same result: dessicated participation to the point where they've almost completely pissed away a 3:1 numbers advantage.

    It's late in the game, but at least this shitty strategy has been thoroughly discredited.
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    And btw, you're such a fucking asshole it genuinely amazes me on a regular basis how you manage to function.

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    I see, so it isn't weaponised boredom, merely systemic boredom if you focus on strategic objectives?
    Look, the wages you withheld from the workmen who mowed your fields are crying out against you. The cries of the harvesters have reached the ears of the Lord of Hosts. You have lived on earth in luxury and self-indulgence. You have fattened yourselves for slaughter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keckers View Post
    I see, so it isn't weaponised boredom, merely systemic boredom if you focus on strategic objectives?
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    Well that was quick.
    Quote Originally Posted by Isyel View Post
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    Less than 48h since they started their "big push" and we already have blue jumpbridges in Fountain

    What a truly stupendous failure-cascade
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    Quote Originally Posted by Malcanis View Post
    Less than 48h since they started their "big push" and we already have blue jumpbridges in Fountain

    What a truly stupendous failure-cascade
    I (NC) will say the rout was quick.

    Personally I was so fed up and bored then decided to take a eve break. That lasted 5 full days and then the Delve tactical redeployment happened (my words).

    Big ups Malcanis! You have a shit allianz but we burned down your fields, your small city's but the citadel held. Grats on winning the war. (joke i r <3 malc).

    The rout from minor idiots is already landing many kills like it should.


    It was fun and boredom and fun and boredom as eve is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Malcanis View Post
    Less than 48h since they started their "big push" and we already have blue jumpbridges in Fountain

    What a truly stupendous failure-cascade
    Congrats on being able to retake your space now that its undefendend

    On a more serious note: some dumbo apparently already fed a rag by agressing some ceptor and getting zonked by a goon cerb fleet.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Joshua Foiritain View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Malcanis View Post
    Less than 48h since they started their "big push" and we already have blue jumpbridges in Fountain

    What a truly stupendous failure-cascade
    Congrats on being able to retake your space now that its undefendend

    On a more serious note: some dumbo apparently already fed a rag by agressing some ceptor and getting zonked by a goon cerb fleet.

    Wasn't the ~~~narrative~~~ that we didn't defend either?
    Quote Originally Posted by Isyel View Post
    And btw, you're such a fucking asshole it genuinely amazes me on a regular basis how you manage to function.

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    Some nobody defended the space in either instance then.
    Look, the wages you withheld from the workmen who mowed your fields are crying out against you. The cries of the harvesters have reached the ears of the Lord of Hosts. You have lived on earth in luxury and self-indulgence. You have fattened yourselves for slaughter.

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    Eve is so boring people go out of their way not to play it and then declare victory when the other side's boredom threshold is surpassed sooner. Also everyone chestbeating for the team that used to dunk on them that they joined out of desperation is hilarious.

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    The only real narrative is trying to convince everyone eve isn't dead.
    Look, the wages you withheld from the workmen who mowed your fields are crying out against you. The cries of the harvesters have reached the ears of the Lord of Hosts. You have lived on earth in luxury and self-indulgence. You have fattened yourselves for slaughter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Malcanis View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Joshua Foiritain View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Malcanis View Post
    Less than 48h since they started their "big push" and we already have blue jumpbridges in Fountain

    What a truly stupendous failure-cascade
    Congrats on being able to retake your space now that its undefendend

    On a more serious note: some dumbo apparently already fed a rag by agressing some ceptor and getting zonked by a goon cerb fleet.

    Wasn't the ~~~narrative~~~ that we didn't defend either?
    I honestly dont remember



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