FHC Island Nation

[teds :D]

Hello FHC,

We've been discussing leaving our various countries (and families, although who needs those) and crowdfunding an island.

We need a bit of input here, both in terms of where we all live in a no grills harmony, and who will do what.

So far we have;

Official island name - ?
Official language - autistic screeching

Emperor - Lachesis, pending invading another island
Finance and coke up the bum - Djan
The tweets - LobbyZ
Education - Joe
Air Force - Hels
Navy - Hoggbutt and his boat
Army - Procellus or Lark
Energy - either Lark for mini nuclear, or pointing someone like meester at a windmill and asking for his thoughts on the EU once a day
Press - me
Cooking - freddo
Secret Police - helgur
Farming - Maximillion (spelling?)
Industry - right rudder because he does something with steel?
Health - Bentguru
Barber - Razor
LGBTQ+ issues - Entity
Transport - Shaikar (has tamed many a virtual horse)
Home Office - spam
Generic bureaucrat - Shaftoes
Treasury/Tax - fortior and nerdstern
Head gardener - keckers
MoD - cullnerd
Head fat nérd - stoffls
Trade - Rodj
Head of Seafood - Lowa

So that's as far as we've got - accepting nominations for anything we've not covered

We also need to firm up an actual island, and what we can afford. Depending on how well the autists in the investment thread have done we could either go big big, or we could look to a smaller loch/lake island for starters.

Thoughts and suggestions please.

[Joe Appleby]

Posting

[teds :D]

And sorry, to add the aim is we can all game in one TZ, avoid paying mortgages and rents and actually being adults.

[helgur]

I propose bent take the helm of the department of health

[LobbyZ]

Entity for LGBT minister

[Joe Appleby]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to teds again.

[I Legionnaire]

https://www.privateislandsonline.com...akorako-island

Comes complete with electricity, water, housing for the first colonists, and a dock for our burgeoning navy. It's also within budget at just under one million USD.

[teds :D]

Updating OP...

[teds :D]

And sorry, to add the aim is we can all game in one TZ, avoid paying mortgages and rents and actually being adults.

and struggle cuddles

[teds :D]

Key ones we're missing that spring to mind;

Transport
Legal
IT

[Shaikar]

I can take Transport, having tamed many horses in my time.*



*in minecraft.

[Lallante]

lo

[Joe Appleby]

Legal
IT

What? As in chat: legal is Djan, Lall
IT is all of you, half the forum works in IT

[Lief Siddhe]

Good luck with that tropical thing when it sinks in about 10 years time.

I could do Tourism/Festivals/Drugsmuggling

This would probably be more in line with our (nonexistent) funds and mentality

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goli_Otok

[Zeekar]

>secret police head
>Known to the public

M8888

[FatFreddy]

Energy - pointing someone like meester at a windmill and asking for his thoughts on the EU once a day

fucking lol

[RazoR]

I'm not barbering shit unless you want a cut artery.

Put me up for hammock inventory and bartending.

[helgur]

We need a constitution, one that is radical and forward thinking for it's time.

Or we can just steal another constitution and call it the day

[I Legionnaire]

How do we plan to fund all of these layabouts lounging around? Raiding nearby islands for virgins and treasure sounds like a good time, but nearest populated island is 15km away. Can our navy paddle over there on outrigger canoes? A lifetime of shitposting on FHC hasn't exactly prepared us for a stint as polynesian vikings.

[teds :D]

How do we plan to fund all of these layabouts lounging around? Raiding nearby islands for virgins and treasure sounds like a good time, but nearest populated island is 15km away. Can our navy paddle over there on outrigger canoes? A lifetime of shitposting on FHC hasn't exactly prepared us for a stint as polynesian vikings.

we're 100% up for other island suggestions at this point