Battlefield 3 - Clearly wanting a DayZ mod

[Omega Supreme]

hahahah fuck bothering to unlock the new camos

http://battlelog.battlefield.com/bf3...4784089556895/

What's so bad about it? Most of those look relatively simple, sans maybe the eng one. : AA launchers :

the engi one is actually with rpg/smaw etc, which because of :dice: probably makes it easier than having to get 5 kills with stingers lmao

That's where I got confused, cause MW always showed me that Javelin = anti-air. If I remember right, Javelin does work on air vehicles in BF3?

And tbh you could probably cheat it by using a buddy with MAV.

[teds :D]

hahahah fuck bothering to unlock the new camos

http://battlelog.battlefield.com/bf3...4784089556895/

What's so bad about it? Most of those look relatively simple, sans maybe the eng one. : AA launchers :

the engi one is actually with rpg/smaw etc, which because of :dice: probably makes it easier than having to get 5 kills with stingers lmao

That's where I got confused, cause MW always showed me that Javelin = anti-air. If I remember right, Javelin does work on air vehicles in BF3?

And tbh you could probably cheat it by using a buddy with MAV.

yeah jav works on air, needs to be lased though. mav counts as equipment sadly. an easy way to rpg helis is just sitting on the side of a LB and camping another heli spawn

[Antaris Xenal]

Do we have a platoon/clan thing?

too lazy to search the thread

[Takon Orlani]

SHrug, maybe.

[Einar]

Grrr... I don't WANT to use the F2000 anymore, DICE! Stop making me use it!

See above for the PKP too...

[D2]

Grrr... I don't WANT to use the F2000 anymore, DICE! Stop making me use it!

See above for the PKP too...

Then don't. Just ignore them.

[teds :D]

half a day of playing

5 mine kills

:3

[ValorousBob]

Do we have a platoon/clan thing?

too lazy to search the thread

Yeah search for Failheap in the platoon thingy. Not sure if this helps, but I think our tag is [CCP].

Grrr... I don't WANT to use the F2000 anymore, DICE! Stop making me use it!

See above for the PKP too...

Shame on you! Ever since you got F2000 in Splinter Cell I've thought it was an awesome gun. Also got to hold one in a gun store in Arizona along with FN's other beauty, the P90. After g etting to max rank in the first Bad Company I started using the F2000 just for kicks, even though it was kinda bad.

[teds :D]

and the last round redeems itself by netting me the rest of my mine kills and 3 rpg'd apaches \o/

[Omega Supreme]

Decided to play BF3 after the first time in a week, 38-5 with the F2000.

There were fresh skulls for the Throne of Skulls today.

[Einar]

Grrr... I don't WANT to use the F2000 anymore, DICE! Stop making me use it!

See above for the PKP too...

Then don't. Just ignore them.

See, I would but I'm OCD enough that I don't like to have them staring at me unfinished.

Do we have a platoon/clan thing?

too lazy to search the thread

Yeah search for Failheap in the platoon thingy. Not sure if this helps, but I think our tag is [CCP].

Grrr... I don't WANT to use the F2000 anymore, DICE! Stop making me use it!

See above for the PKP too...

Shame on you! Ever since you got F2000 in Splinter Cell I've thought it was an awesome gun. Also got to hold one in a gun store in Arizona along with FN's other beauty, the P90. After g etting to max rank in the first Bad Company I started using the F2000 just for kicks, even though it was kinda bad.

No, no shame on me. My quest to get every gun to 500 first keeps getting interrupted by having to use guns I've already gotten to and/or past that point.

[teds :D]

haha that ^ is literally me

[teds :D]

down to just the c4 kills and the 100 kills with each weapon(sadly each individual vehicle counts towards the 25, not occupants in said exploding vehicle) which should be fairly ok-ish by playing shotgun rambo on caspian or something. the claymore one was slightly less tedious than i thought, just sit in a crate on nosehair TDM and wait for people to lemming past the claymore. the heli one is mostly luck, or finding a team that actually knows what CITV/Soflam are.

[I Legionnaire]

there's literally 5 CQ servers, and four of them are premium only

[teds :D]

there's literally 5 CQ servers, and four of them are premium only

wut

i see loads and loads, check you havn't got something weird ticked in filters.

[FatFreddy]

there's literally 5 CQ servers, and four of them are premium only

wut

i see loads and loads, check you havn't got something weird ticked in filters.

[I Legionnaire]

64 player only :/

[FatFreddy]

64 player only :/

stop being dumb and tick the correct three boxes, srsly :\

I have 4 or 5 in my favourites list alone, none bigger than 32. One 16, One 24.

edit: just checked, it's actually 9, 5 of which are non-premium.

[Rudolf Miller]

At this point I'm just burning time until Armored Kill

[teds :D]

finished all the random pre-reqs for the new assignments (just the kills left to get) so here's a quick how-to;

F2K

50 Squad Rez - easy, just play as a fucking squad unlike 99% of the morons that play BF3

25 kills w/ underslung shottie. Not sure if this is just for the M26 or if it includes the 40mm also, but the MASS is still good as a stand-alone shotgun, so just play like you normally would

PKP

25 gaymore kills. you can do this grinding on metro, but it's (much quicker) on TDM canals. drop two at a time at the end of a blind corner, wait for someone to lemming into you. rinse repeat, carry shotgun to mop up anyone that survives (hitreg can be fucking awful with claymores)

25 vehicle kills w/ C4. this only ticks over per actual vehicle asploded, not number of people in the vehicle. Good way to boost this quick is playing as US on Caspian CQ (48 or 64 works best). camp just outside the ruskie base on the road leading from there to E - lots of rocks to hide in, lots of shady bits to drop C4 on. You can also snag the easy destruction by C4'ing a vehicle if the enemy ditches, as long as you C4 it before it burns out, it counts.

L96

50 sqd MAV spots. this one is very very easy. MAV functions identical to a TUGs when it's not actively controlled, so drop it above or below B flag on metro, or fly it to somewhere inaccessible on a TDM map and leave it.

350m headshot. If you enjoy actually sniping (along with presumably sticking your dick in a garlic crusher) play Oman or Firestorm, wait for some spastic to climb one of the cranes and shoot him. Or be a manly man, accept sniping like that is fucking dumb and just boost it with a fellow internet friend.

SCAR-H

20 Mine kills. Caspian again, this might take a while because of FUCKING MINES ARE FUCKING SHIT but basically mine both entrances to hilltop flag, the road between E and checkpoint, and outside the russian spawn. set your minimap to maximum zoom-out so you can watch which ones explode. I found it best placing them in little triangles of 3, with just 2 sometimes a tank would only clip the 2nd resulting in a disable.

5 Air vehicle kills with SMAW/RPG/Jav. Davamand rush is decent for this, the littlebird and z11 generally fly pretty low and slow. Failing that just bully some recon into convincing him his life is fucking worthless, and he can get some slight redemption by soflaming for you on demand.


then you only have to look forward to 100 kills per weapon (do the first set of premium assignments first, otherwise none of this shit even counts) and another 1700 to get the really amazing cool thanks for spending your art time on this DICE you bunch of fucking dicks camos

enjoy