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    What's on your 2021 bingo card?

    Make your political/social/economic/technological predictions for the next 12 months. Score a point for each square, double everything on a line of five (horizontal, vertical or diagonal). Your middle squre must be something suitably outrageous; something that would be quite devestating to public morale ie; alien contact, David Attenborough to be named as a nonce etc... That attracts a x3 multiplier if true and x5 multiplier for any line passing through it (so a potential x10 multiplier for every line passing through the centre).

    No more than five celebrity deaths.

    Middle squares can be discussed and challenged up until the 10th of January, I will be the final arbiter and I nominate Elriche to be my second for deboonking my middle square.

    Here's the template:



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    Ooohh. Will share with friends too
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    good to see that Fortior seems like a decent bloke and isn't a gay fat faggot nerd despite his pony avatar

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    PRC invasion of Taiwan.

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    I will die in an earthquake. I base this on the fact I've just been through a 6.3 literally now, and through a 5.6 yesterday, making this my third serious earthquake this year. Funtiemz.
    I was somewhere around Old Man Star, on the edge of Essence, when drugs began to take hold.

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    1. Foodbanks start making a profit by selling user data.

    2. Boris Johnson resigns

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    Lark announces and flounces

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    Queen Elizabeth is called home to Jesus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Approaching Walrus View Post
    Queen Elizabeth is called home to Jesus.
    What is dead may never die.

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    1. Some country will get kicked out of the SWIFT banking system.
    2. A South American country (Venezuela maybe?) will declare bankruptcy/insolvency.
    3. A head of state will die because of beervirus.
    4. A Star Trek actor will pass away.
    5. Tesla will plummet in share value.
    6. Facebook and Amazon will become embroiled in antitrust hearings. Microsoft/Apple will watch while eating popcorn.
    7. Someone will introduce a replacement for the computer mouse, and it will be clever.
    8. A disaffected millennial fed up with real estate prices will write a book called "How To Build A $100k Mansion" and it will top the NYT bestsellers list for 16 weeks.
    9. Hi-tech communes will become trendy among yuppies, while attracting derision for tearing down low-income housing. Violence ensues.
    10. Someone will "eat the rich" and livestream it.
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    Nah.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nordstern View Post
    10. Someone will "eat the rich" and livestream it.
    Should I be concerned that everything else on that list was like "maybe and no" until I got to 10 and went like "oh, absolutely".

    I dont dare make a list. Its too fucking risky.
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    I would create a dragon made out of vaginas. Then I would create a dragon made out of dicks. Then I would have them fight to the death.

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    Unrest across the west as covid fatigue gets worse and vaccine rollout is mismanaged/delayed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mewninn View Post
    Unrest across the west as covid fatigue gets worse and vaccine rollout is mismanaged/delayed.
    Oh please. Your big prediction might as well be that the sun will come up tomorrow.
    "Those who are skilled in combat do not become angered, those who are skilled at winning do not become afraid. Thus the wise win before they fight, while the ignorant fight to win." - Zhuge Liang


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dorvil Barranis View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by mewninn View Post
    Unrest across the west as covid fatigue gets worse and vaccine rollout is mismanaged/delayed.
    Oh please. Your big prediction might as well be that the sun will come up tomorrow.
    dhanks for your feedbag

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    Further high-level US visits to Taiwan / deepening of defence cooperation between Japan/Taiwan.

    Possible diplomatic recognition of Taiwan by a significant pacific power.

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    'TIer 5' introduced in UK (in the north obviously). Everyone must choose a room in their house and not leave it. Parents with kids may visit their kids room 3 times a day to facilitate meal times.

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    1. The Queen and Prince Phillip die, in the same week.
    2. Prince Charles dies first (actually think this is more likely)
    3. Trump BSODs the US legal system by pardoning everyone, everywhere, for all time for everything.
    4. The vaccine is not effective against the UK & SA strains. Drama ensues.
    5. Riots kick off in the US (again) when mass evictions lead to some deciding to die on their feet / police being trigger happy.
    6. The trade goods China is blocking from Australia suddenly turns into some Franz Ferdinand bullshit. Missiles fly.
    7. Coronavirus is actually the Black Oil from X-Files. Half the world turn into grey aliens.
    8. An asteroid the size of Texas in on a collision course with earth, Bruce Willis is too old to save us. Sweet release embraces us all.
    9. Climate change hits the tipping point where the permafrost melts starting a runaway greenhouse effect. Venus 2.0 by November 2021
    10. Joe Biden is same shit, different day. Assorted Iranians will be bombed, US will keep decaying away, and the world keeps trucking on.
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    Scottish Independence Round II: Give me EU or Give Me a Fried Mars Bar!

    American Civil War II: Electric Trumpaloo

    We lose members of both Pink Floyd and the Grateful Dead.

    TLDR: More bad shit, not the better year we all want.

    Meh.


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    FHC finds a solution to the pony ghetto.

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    Slovenian Nuclear power plant catches one of those trendy earthquakes on the balkans trying out a fukushima mkII.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclea...gy_in_Slovenia
    https://www.iaea.org/newscenter/pres...ing-earthquake

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