Tired Of Serious Corps? New Eden Renegades - Small Gang WARRIORS / RAIDERS / BARBARIA

[Lex Fasces]

NEW DRUNKEN FLEET IS FUCKING UP

So instead of the usual nano crap, we figured that many gangs wont fight because we are gods of leKite and nobody can catch us.

As a special treat, New Eden Noobagades brings you the League of Super Best Friends (totally not stolen from that south park episode)

Introducing:

Billy Piper (and her teeth) - lex
Dracula Spock - cyber
Pope John Paul II - atropey
Amy Pond - killdu
Terry Wogan - pord

We are a crime fighting team, bringing justice and law to the deepest darkest carebear regions of the galaxy, Providence.

Now then, no super best friend league would engage at range like a bunch of pussies, so we engaged and total 0 with a bunch of drakes.

No usual drakes. RR Drakes. Like a boss.


After only 35 minutes of being behind schedule (bad logistics happens at short notice trololololol) we headed out. Within 2 jumps we had some intel on a small gang getting raped by a provibloc defense fleet. We convoed their FC and let them know the glorious team of win was en route to their location. We passed their fleeing survivors as the chased down the EE based gang. After cross jumping their 10 man gang we got into position on gate and proceeded to blap blap the crap outta them.

Stuff was going down and the reps were holding nicely, after a while the curse started taking its toll (before we caught it ofc) and our reps (and my invuls etc) started to diminish. After my hero drake went down, another 10 man gang jumped into us and reinforced the current cva gang. This brought the baddie fleet to 4:1 odds to us (almost 5:1!).

Slowly but surely, our reps dwindled and we all died. But not before killing their prized evil t2 ship!

Even though we all died, we still killed more than we lost, and with 4-5:1 odds, I am totally happy with that result.

BATTLE REPORTO






Also one of our members caught a CNR ratting and killed it, giving him a 2.4b drop (seriously screw him lol)

boooooooom!





Join up for more small gang funtimes. Next time we try armor stuffs!

[Mr Marram]

Good guy lex, actually updating his corp recruitment post with things the corp is doing.

As for that brawling drake fleet, maybe try some distributed ewar, some of the drakes bring TDs to put those BS guns off the field.
Also perhaps dropping another launcher for a lrage rep, not sure on CPU though, I guess its pretty tight already as you have a co-pro in the lows.

[Suleiman Shouaa]

Lex has sold his last Falcon alt, expect to see corp efficiency drop by over 900%.

FAKE EDIT: It's already started - http://eve-ner.com/kb/index.php/kill_related/1735/

[Lex Fasces]

Good guy lex, actually updating his corp recruitment post with things the corp is doing.

As for that brawling drake fleet, maybe try some distributed ewar, some of the drakes bring TDs to put those BS guns off the field.
Also perhaps dropping another launcher for a lrage rep, not sure on CPU though, I guess its pretty tight already as you have a co-pro in the lows.

yup cpu is very tight and we had severe cap problems due to the curse

thanks for the bumps though guys =)

we have some similar stuff planned as we seem to get alot more fights and alot easier when they can blob us at 0 =)





NEW BR (happened this morning)

Posted by Cyber Ten:

Woke up this morning and logged on to the screaming of a Killdu being jammed. Being the heroes that we are I jumped into my Zealot to support our brave member that was being denied a fight by the Blackbird supported gang.

After finally making it to the wormhole entrance i jumped into the unkown to support our heroic Talos against the local sleeperkillers. Finding out there that they solidly outnumbered us.

They had:
Blackbird x2
Drake x2
Mealstrom
Raven
Thrasher
merlin

Both of the blackbirds were keeping our Talos from fighting back from this onslaught and i thus set upon them. Scorch ftw, as they were at range, and 10 seconds later the Blackbirds were just vapor. Now able to lock again the talos made short work of the small tackle upon him and we both pounced on the nearest Drake. Sadly the Wormhole gave them a shield amount bonus so this took quite a while.

The other fleet members sensing imminent doom dishonourably left their friend to die whilst they ran back to their pos. The danger now over we moved in close to finish of the lone Drake and left the wormholers to lick their wounds.

GF Shepard

[Lex Fasces]

Good fun spanking around provi tonight!

SPECIAL TEAM ASSEMBLE!

Lex - Billy Piper (and her teeth)
Cyber - Dracula Spock
Killdu - Muntchoplol
Atropey - Pope Benedict XVI / Emperor Pope-atine
Cavalira - Tooty Frooty Jellybean

Our gang consisted of:

3 Drakes
1 Zealot
1 Talos


Our first fight was against 4 vagas and a scimi. It went well for them and we failed to tackle anything else (point burnt out on a vaga chasing him).



A bit later on (after poking some eternal evocation drake gang that refused to engage even though we were half their size) we managed to get a fight in Y-MPWL (affectionaly dubbed wimple).

They had roughly 10 drakes, a vaga, a scimi, a heretic and 4 canes.

The fight also went well for them. We jumped into them and hero burned away. One of our drakes left the fight in 2% armor (with no dc). After a bit of derping on the gate with them (i went in to 15k of their entire gang at one point - all they did was lock me up) we decided to jump their gang and run them on the other side. This went well. The drake that almost died the first time ALMOST died the second time and got out in half hull, screaming like a little girl on comms. Many laughs were had and much stuff was killed.

Standard roam tbh =)




Oh and near the end of the roam i burnt 50k in a drake to hero tackle an afk stealth bomber!

[Suleiman Shouaa]

Lex how do you manage to not get your Falcon alts on the mail? Would be nice to know.....

[Lex Fasces]

Lex how do you manage to not get your Falcon alts on the mail? Would be nice to know.....

it is a secret known only to a select few.

we are also group ratting our sec up atm, some highsec war shenanigans against old friends will commence shortly =)



also becoming primarily a 0.0 pvp corp (almost no lowsec kills in months)

[Cavalira]

I roamed with them last night. Fucking boring.

We didnt even have titans available. I mean, wtf man.

[Lex Fasces]

I roamed with them last night. Fucking boring.

We didnt even have titans available. I mean, wtf man.

Falcon alts coming out of our ears - BUT NO TITANS

[Lex Fasces]

Been blapping RvB tonight. Wardec just went live and we have been going at it!

  Spoiler:

No battle reports as of yet, but we engaged that fleet above and got a few kills (almost died though but was great fun).

http://eve-ner.com/kb/

Check our kb for kills so far!

[Daneel Trevize]

I can hear Mang now "Oh God..."

This will be hilarious until you accidentally JC to or undock something expensive and it dies to 100 shitfit rifters

[Lex Fasces]

I can hear Mang now "Oh God..."

This will be hilarious until you accidentally JC to or undock something expensive and it dies to 100 shitfit rifters

This is fully expected and will happen at some point in the next few days lol


http://eve-ner.com/kb/index.php/kill_related/1876/

reshipping every now and then to get the most out of a few members =)

[Lex Fasces]

2.2b in pods killed tonight =)

[Daneel Trevize]

Leave Britney RvB alone!

[Cavalira]

Introducing:

Billy Piper (and her teeth) - lex
Dracula Spock - cyber
Pope John Paul II - atropey
Amy Pond - killdu
Terry Wogan - pord

le'fu

[Lex Fasces]

After the GREAT SUCCESS of our last rr bc fleet (see previous page for ham drake rr action!)

The call was made to SUIT UP and 5 normal civilans became DEFENDERS OF ALL THAT IS GOOD and WARRIORS OF FREEDOM, JUSTICE AND ALL THINGS PINK AND FLUFFY.

5 men went into that toilet cubicle, 10 minutes (and some odd grunts) later, 5 HEROES emerged.

The roll up this time was:

Billy Piper (and her teeth)
Dracula Spock
Pope John Paul II (and his hat / choirboy)
Terry Wogan (in the VIP)

All battle scarred veterans of wars long forgotten.

We welcomed a new member to our ELITE CRIME FIGHTING SQUADRON OF JUSTICE AND NICE SMELLING PERFUME:

Radish Man




We set off in hopes of finding glory and victory.

AKA we sat on the undock of BRUE REPUBRIC and engaged anything that undocked.

Eventually, they manned up and brought out a small fleet that would pose a threat to our mighty HURRICANE BATTLE BALL FORMATION ALPHA.

We decided to stop engaging and discuss the situation and whether we could feasibly take them.



During this brief debate, our name and honore was being slandered in local chat by the brave RvBers (who already outnumbered us 2:1)

The discussion ended, and only one question arose:

"Are you all insured?"


And with the positive reply WE LET LOOSE THE CANNONS OF RUST AND DUCT TAPE.

Their bc/bs gang with some small tackle dropped like flies before us, and our tank held steady (although it was definitely being tested).

They all deagged and docked up with us claiming GLORIOUS VICTORY and holding the field of the undock on their hq.



Shortly after, we decided to re-enage after a few failed attempts to catch some targets off grid.

250k off station we became tackled by an enyo (who lived in structure damn him).

The rest of their gang landed and we began to engage. This time they had a neut dominix which played havoc with our tanks.

Suddenly, local spiked by 30 or so and a boatload of ships appear on dscan.

We are all heavily tackled and OH SHIT is mentioned on comms.





TROLOLOLOLOLOLdogs fleet comp was GREAT SUCCESS





n1n1n1n1n1

Would welp fleet again!

Join us, we fight ANYTHING in ANYTHING

[Daneel Trevize]

Are you saying you actually got dat abso's loot? aka he paid for your whole fleet?

[Lex Fasces]

Are you saying you actually got dat abso's loot? aka he paid for your whole fleet?

combined with the fact that we dont actually care about our isk, yeah we might have actually made profit in that fight =)

[Lex Fasces]

Decent fight we had over a station in RvB land!

[Lex Fasces]

Solo PvP over an afternoon (various reships are made).

BRAP BRAP BRAP


Battle report bumps best bumps?

(bumps arent even need on this forum lol just keeping people updated on what we do!)