Tired Of Serious Corps? New Eden Renegades - Small Gang WARRIORS / RAIDERS / BARBARIA

[Lex Fasces]

Are you a GOD DAMN HERO? Are you tired of your super serious corp who simply cannot take a joke? Why not join the least professional corp in New Eden, where it is cool to sell loki alts and buy them back 6 months later, or to waste money on a brand new mic that is just as crappy as your old one?

New Eden Renegades is a PvPPPPPPPPP corp who make it our pride and joy to not take anything in this game serious, at all.

The main aspect is to have fun. We don't want to hold space, spend endless hours bashing a POS or spend hours camping a gate waiting for noobships. We simply want to get online and shoot stuff. Or stay offline and talk **** on TS3.

We base out of lowsec and engage in player vs extreme blob activities in the surrounding area. We will usually engage anything if we can snag some kills / have a fight!

We are dirty pirates and mostly -5 or lower. Typical gang size is around 5-10 but can go even smaller depending on numbers. The idea behind a gang is to have a load of people exploding be it them or us. We do all kinds of gangs, from shield hero fleets to armor cruiser fleets.

Sec status is largely irrelevant due to most of our pvp happening in lowsec. Having access to highsec is a bonus but not a necessity as we spend almost all of our time in lowsec. I mean that noobship in top belt Amamake was really asking for it right?

We basically hop into a fast, fun gang comp and roll around the spaceplanes of New Eden (like real renegades) wearing our digital pirate hats, wizard hats, TF2 hats and any other kind of hat we can squeeze on (OR MONOCLE IF THAT IS YOUR THING)

As a fully fledged RENEGADE OF NEW EDEN you are expected to :
- talk loudly on comms (maybe a little singing)
- interrupt the FC wherever possible
- be self sufficient
- not be a super serious neckbeard (its a game)
- not be afraid to die (it happens sometimes apparently)
- BE A MOTHERLOVING CHAMPION OF ALL THAT IS RUSTY AND REPRESSED

We can provide pointers on how to make isk using alts etc but no handouts will be given. Earn your own damn isk.

We base out of Eszur and are mainly EU timezone. Most of the funtimes happens between downtime and 0000 eve time.

Here is our corp killboard and our corp forum! (RENEGADES are expected to shiptoast on here as much as possible - communication is key remember!)

We Also have some corp videos that have been produced / uploaded recently:

Buehhuhu by Cavalira
Humlale Bahdele by Cavalira
NER vs RvB by Cavalira

Into Oblivion (Pt 1) by Lex Fasces
Into Oblivion (Pt 2) by Lex Fasces

http://www.own3d.tv/CCPGames/video/889811 - First match of the NEO tourney
http://www.own3d.tv/CCPGames/video/891322 - Second match of the NEO tourney

Our public chat is:

RENEGADES OF NEW EDEN



We offer:

- Experienced players who have T-shirts for almost every activity ingame!
- Potentially great fights (these also happen apparently)
- Hero FCs and recruitment post writers
- Corp ship programs (cheap fit thrashers/catalysts/rifters to suicide at your nearest blob!)
- Lots of fun and laughter (no ponies though)



YOU MUST HAVE:

- At least 5m SP or something like that. We dont want people with t1 rifter fits. THIS ISNT TEST ALLIANCE FFS...
- Lots of isk or an ability to make isk. We don't run corp isk making ops. THIS ISN'T SOME RENTER ALLIANCE FFS...
- Have teamspeak 3 installed and a working mic
- Some PvP experience would be nice (seeing as this is a PvP corp and all)
- BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY, willingness to learn from mistakes and have fun (also sense of humour is kind of needed to survive)


Interested in flying with us or joining? Join our public chat or hop on our public ts (details in motd of chat) and have a talk to me or Cyber Ten or any other of our members.

Logistics are available and JF runs are made often for restocks =)

For many common gang comps, the corp (ie the bank of Cyber Ten) will buy and move prefitted ships to our locale. These will be sold at Jita cost so there is almost always no reason to come and whelp a ship.

Even if you dont want to join, but still fancy roaming or having a chat, come into our pub channel and say hello anyway. We happily accept people into fleet if they are cool.

Catch you later!

[Mr Marram]

fix the eve-o copypasta links.

on the corp, looks p. chill, I would hang with you guys if I wasnt on on a crappy laptop that cant handle eve.

[Lex Fasces]

get better laptop / pc and come play!

[Mr Marram]

get better laptop / pc and come play!

Its on order arriving wednesday/thursday next week. Also, currently US TZ as im on holiday, back to EU in 2 weeks.

[zangorus]

U broke my heart lex

[Lex Fasces]

Been away for a bit.

HOWEVER

here is a battle report for the stuff I have done tonight:

So yeah I called a shield bc fleet. Last night we had too many, and tonight only honourable pvp warrior Dale Lomass answered the call to battle. Followed shortly by the rare dutch striped Itsme.

With this band of elite pvpers we travelled the length of the galaxy (using a wormhole teleport from adirain to heyd lol) to find pew pew.

At first we found nothing and our eager hearts sank. The slightly honourable but still a major dong Itsme calls out there is a cyno field active on our overview (duh). He checks it out and there is a pilgrim lighting said cyno, at a POS with no mods. We warp in and pop said pilgrim, just as a sin jumps through. The sin is then webbed to hell by the pro pvpers BATTLE COMMANDER LAX FAECES THE THIRD and Itsme (woman). The sin dies around 3-500m from the forcefield (if he had entered we would have lost lock and he would have lived).

Cue massive blob landing on us at 0. This blob consists of a curse and lots of other crap, including a moros and several proteiiiiiiiuses.

We run like screaming girls (Itsme was screaming i was simply manly shouting) and re-engage them 50k off the station.

A proteus de-cloaks or lands bang on me and webs me down with a stupid web and long scram. ACTIVE BATTLESHIP AFTERBURNER TENGU OVERDRIVE. 30k later i have counter webbed the protus and burnt to freedom. We all warp to the align point once Itsme and Dale get free.

Sadly just as I am warping away from the belt (which was the align point...) several protueiouses land and catch the two cheapo ships. They die in a glorious fire.

Battle Report






Shortly afterwards, we are all home in lisb or adirain. Dale logs like a woman and leaves me alone to the clutches of itsme and his naughty Dutch hands/feelers/creepers. He calls a fail setup fleet on the adirain gate in aeschee and that he is in warp to the gate at 50 to engage (manly right?). I setup loki bonus in aeschee and jump the tengu into them. They attempt to catch me but for the 3rd time in as many days the 100mn ab has saved my bacon (and my ass), I burnt away and pop the blackbird and navy caracal with itsme (they aggroed first). All is fine until itsme buggers up and gets neuted down and pointed by the domi (who is in low armour). The domi dies and itsme warps to safety in 22% STRUKTURA. This leaves me to tank them and the gate guns alone. The tengu once again excretes awesomeness and we killed most of the fleet bar a large RR exeq (I forced it off from 90k using uber pro heavy missiles), a pilgrim that tanked my damage and TDed itsme out enough to get back to the gate, and a cane that managed to warp away near the start.

We loot the field and my tengu hits 10% shield just as we finish. We warp off, dock up and I nag at itsme to post killmails:

Battle Report





I love this game (sometimes).

[Shiodome]

Lex Fasces, I am off the opinion that you are a very fine man. Intelligent, erudite, polite, noble, honest and proud. I consider you a shining becon in the dark night of low-sec. And yet I still feel some doubt with regards to your claim of being able to meet all a person's 'low sec pvp needs'. For instance, I often find that to get properly fired up for a bought of space violence it is often neccissary to be fed cheese strings by a shy yet pretty (female) cambodian virgin in her early 20's. Do you truly claim to provide even these things?

[Lex Fasces]

Lex Fasces, I am off the opinion that you are a very fine man. Intelligent, erudite, polite, noble, honest and proud. I consider you a shining becon in the dark night of low-sec. And yet I still feel some doubt with regards to your claim of being able to meet all a person's 'low sec pvp needs'. For instance, I often find that to get properly fired up for a bought of space violence it is often neccissary to be fed cheese strings by a shy yet pretty (female) cambodian virgin in her early 20's. Do you truly claim to provide even these things?

well we have itsme in alliance and i am sure he will do anything if you pay him the correct amount =)

on another amazing note i just lost my tengu to 2 russian 100km dual webbing rapiers and their bc gang =)

TYPICAL OMS FIGHT

still a gf though as it was fun and taught me that russians are dirty loki boosted fed navy web abusers and that ucma never changes lol

[Ruri]

smallneut.com

Ell.
Oh.
Ell.

For reference this is the first one.

Christ I forgot about this steaming pile. Not that it's relevant, it's just funny.

Anyway nice to see there are still folk in Eve having fun with real smallgang stuff. LIVING THE DREAM~

[Lex Fasces]

smallneut.com

Ell.
Oh.
Ell.

For reference this is the first one.

Christ I forgot about this steaming pile. Not that it's relevant, it's just funny.

Anyway nice to see there are still folk in Eve having fun with real smallgang stuff. LIVING THE DREAM~

Oh yes itsme still gets the piss taken even now lol

shortly after that whilst lucrh was in muppet ninjas alliance, itsme jumped a freighter into a blue gate camp even after they said they were going to kill him, so they killed him and drama ensued. needless to say itsme has started alot of inhouse memes such as freighter ops and small neuts on big ships =)



EDIT: also just found half an old pvp movie i started making to promote the corp, i tried making it longer but my pc kept dying on rendering so i gave up =p

http://dl.eve-files.com/media/1012/o...compressed.avi

[Lex Fasces]

now with 100% more homo and 100% less alliance (for best small gang experience)

going through a rough time atm but things should even out shortly and recruitment will thrive (lol yeah right)

[hXc]

check pm

[Lex Fasces]

yeah bump this shit is active again and rocking.

kb might be a bit out of date as we all have only just rejoined but yeah, give it a week =)

Check out our eve o forum post as i usually bump that with battle reports etc.

If this post actually starts getting us members then i will do the same here

[Lex Fasces]

Just some of the stuff we do!

[Lex Fasces]

Tried a bit (lol cyber held the drake off gate whilst i went to grab more rockets from a nearby system) of 0.0 roaming the other day.


Was overall great fun and something are going to move into more =)



UPDATE:

On the roaming in 0.0 front we make progress!


We went trololololing around providence again and pissed of some ratters.

We engaged them on station (bit of a mistake) and kill their light tackle.

We then had to run after getting a vagabond into low shields and shortly after a harbinger into low armor, we just didnt have the dps and their gang was warping around onto eachother.

They had mael, tornado, tengu x2, eagle and a vaga (in addition to the two frigs we killed).





After that we managed to get some miners and ALL their loot =)

Currently being camped in by pissed off miners in an instalocking phobos lol




FUN TIMES ARE BEING HAD

[Lex Fasces]

Slow night tonight.

Read the battle report here!

[Lex Fasces]

After much failing and being bads, we are on a roll with our gang roams into CVA space.

After pissing off a few ratters in some backend system, they brought out a small gang to take us on!

BATTLE REPORTO

That was good fun =)




A few systems later along the route, we catch a noctis. Just as he dies, a tempest lands. We begin the pew pew and local spikes by 15.

We align out and break free of the tempest as the gang lands. Cyber gets tackled by a crusader who shortly melts.

We decide to hold fire and run like little bitches, as they have fast dps and lots of small tackle.


A few more jumps along the pipe, we find a nighthawk in a plex. As we land (the gang jumps into system here - they are still chasing), the nighthawk warps off. He was aligned =( =( =(




We continue and fight the gang AGAIN (who are now at 30 people) and kill a malediction, before narrowly making an escape. Without drones and battered and bruised, we safe up and wait out aggression. They have far too many tacklers and dps of similar speed that we cannot simply fight them without getting blobbed.

They may have forced us off the field, but we will continue to fight the good fight!

Amarr Victor my ass =)





After a few hours of logging in and out, slowly moving one system at a time past the cva jb network they have been using to keep ahead of us to setup camps, we finally break free and gain a few new members to the fleet!

After almost killing a tornado on station (he warped at 20% hull - we were 70k away lobbing heavies for the lulz) a gang of carriers and machs undocked. Unable to get any kills due to lolcarriershieldreps, we moved on.

Sources told us cva had a gang en route to kill us. We bumped into a small portion of said gang whilst continuing our path of glory through the cva homeland. They also had a drake, falcon and rapier that all lived to see another day =(

Our scout noticed a small camp on one of the gates just off our route. We decided to go and break it up, and all died but a sabre that literally ran away at the start of the fight (obviously he had massive testes and wanted to show us by burning away at 3kms and leaving his buddies bubbled to do the fighting for him).

Whilst deliberating on where to travel next, we managed to catch a vaga who jumped into us. He died so close to gate, that when his pod appeared he was able to insta jump (and no the vaga wasnt aggroed to any of us). Was p lucky!

And what is the best way to end a roam? By taking some bait and seeing what comes at us! It originally was only the tempest, and the call to engage was made. 5 seconds later the recons came in with the scimis and held us in place. Then came to tornados and we all desperately tried to escape whilst whooping and hollering on ts. The enyo hero tackled a lachesis, allowing Cyber in the drake to escape to freedom, sacrificing the only gallente boat in the fleet =)

I had no such luck as was scrammed and webbed by the rapier and the other lach.

Great afternoon and even better evening.

[Lex Fasces]

More fights!

We first found a camping Vagabond and Sabre, and promptly killed the sabre as the vaga ran.

Few systems later we catch a ratting tengu and **** off a load of people.

We eventually fight a large gang and it is a tough fight.

We couldnt kill much more because when we went in for round two, they had a scimi and huginn x2. Which totally put an end to the foreplay and any chance of a full blown fight was over.

The final fight was:

US

Drake x 2
Talos
Curse
Sabre

VS

Drake x 4
Cane x 3
Zealot
Rapier
Falcon
Blackbird x 2
Taranis
Claw
Brutix
Vagabond x 2
Harbinger
+ some others that we cannot remember.

Local spiked to 34 including us at one point.

Great fight!

[Lex Fasces]

Only a small roam tonight, although lots of action!

After forming up, I noticed lots of rats had been killed in a system that rats are not usually killed in. This can only mean one thing: NOOB RATTERS!

We found them and let loose the pew pew. Funny thing is, we didnt even point the bestower or the retrievers =)



A few systems further on (after getting spotted in various intel channels), a fleet member notices a noctis on dscan far from any POS. lololololol afkers are the way forward.



This sparked a respone of:

Drake x 2
Falcon
Vigilant
Ashimmu
Scimitar
Crow
Taranis
Rifter


We engaged (before the falcon decloaked) and managed to kill a few. Sadly it seems the falcon was fit fully to counter us, as all three of us were perma jammed (and their gang wouldnt leave the 80k ecm death zone around the falcon).


After catching a goon in a belt, we moved on to some other prime ratting systems. We engaged a 10 tornado gang backed up by an archon and oneiros (lol). After popping their tackle, my loki was vollied into hull by the fleet and I ran away screaming like a little bitch =)

The roam ended without any further conflicts and nothing else to report. GOOD FIGHTS CVA AND CO.

[Lex Fasces]

Small roam today.

Whilst waiting for a fight we caught a caracal that jumped into us.

On the other side of the gate we engaged 6 drakes, curse and scimitar. We forced off the scimi (he jumped) and killed the curse and a drake, then deaggroed and jumped out as the drakes were starting to hurt.



Later on we found a small gang on the Kari gate in Y-MP. Made up of a few vagas and some tornados, they all ran as soon as we landed (they fought a previous gang that we were en route to engaging).

We chased them to the station and continued to blap anything that moved on the station, including a myrm, abaddon and many other stuffs that didnt aggro and redocked.

Eventually, CVA et al formed a gang to kill us and sadly they caught me out. I deaggroed on the station whilst tanking fine, and my team mate docked. As I deaggroed, some faggot in Volition Cult must have set us red and I was no longer able to dock. Bubbled and neuted out (my cap was bouncing all over the place and i wasnt even boosting much - gj ccp) I slowly died.

Good fun and off to play some Natural Selection or Mass Effect 3 as that doesnt involve spending a while getting a new ship! Lol