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    the more i hear about romney's blunders, the more i'm inclined to believe that he uses dilbert as a script for his life ...

    -) is inconsiderade of others, shows no understanding of courtesies and diplomatic behavior
    -) doesn't know much about anything (maybe "making money" excluded)
    -) has opinions only as long as they make him money
    -) likes money ... a lot

    it looks pretty much like the blueprint of a :bad manager: (not to mention of a :terribad politician

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    Ultimately, John Stewart summarized how absurd politics has become in the middle portion of Wednesday's The Daily Show when he played a clip of 3 Fox News anchors complaining about lack of sources and how wild speculation or accusations are tossed around.

    :irony:

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    An early comparison of Obama's and Romney's tax plans.


    x is percentages of taxpayers

    Romney's tax cut is mathematically impossible and his campaign hasn't released any further details on it. So, some duders from Brookings ran the numbers on Romney's tax plan without any changes to tax breaks (Romney's current plan) and Romney's plan if it removed tax breaks. Romney's compaign didn't like this so they called called the Brookings duders liberals.



    Clearly the job creators are too afraid to make them jobs so the poor need to pony up.

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    The thing the job creators really need is the abolition of the minimum wage. The mandated $7.25 per hour with no bonuses, health care or retirement benefits is government-sanctioned extortion against small business.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Celedris View Post
    The thing the job creators really need is the abolition of the minimum wage. The mandated $7.25 per hour with no bonuses, health care or retirement benefits is government-sanctioned extortion against small business.
    Maybe if they fired their personal assistants (and their personal assistants) and stopped having catered lunch on Wednesdays (or any day), they wouldn't have to worry as much about "cost containment".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nordstern View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Celedris View Post
    The thing the job creators really need is the abolition of the minimum wage. The mandated $7.25 per hour with no bonuses, health care or retirement benefits is government-sanctioned extortion against small business.
    Maybe if they fired their personal assistants (and their personal assistants) and stopped having catered lunch on Wednesdays (or any day), they wouldn't have to worry as much about "cost containment".
    Sometimes, the fat must be cut off the top.
    Sometimes people need to lose their extra houses/cars.

    e: that sounded stupid
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    Quote Originally Posted by Celedris View Post
    The thing the job creators really need is the abolition of the minimum wage. The mandated $7.25 per hour with no bonuses, health care or retirement benefits is government-sanctioned extortion against small business.
    It's against everything the USA stands for!

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    As a comedy loving Brit I encourage America to abolish the minimum wage. Tomorrow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Takon Orlani View Post
    FAAAAKE. Definitely a photoshop. I can tell because it says "Ron Paul" and not "Gary Johnson". Good joke though. Ha ha.

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    So Ron Paul is a martian?

    So Romneybot and Red Paul.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Idara View Post
    So Ron Paul is a martian?

    So Romneybot and Red Paul.
    This has the makings of a fantastic sitcom! Let's make them room together in Orlando.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Synapse View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Idara View Post
    So Ron Paul is a martian?

    So Romneybot and Red Paul.
    This has the makings of a fantastic sitcom! Let's make them room together in Orlando.
    Not in my city you dont
    Stay away, the lot a ya.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Takon Orlani View Post
    Ah, makes total sense. Basically, martians are sending us a warning message: "Elect Ron Paul and your planet will too turn into dusty, lifeless desert wasteland."

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    Looks like someone in the GOP is trying to clean up the wikipedia page of a possible Romney veep:

    http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/...1&f=1014&sc=tw

    The editor's account has since been deleted.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aurora148 View Post
    Looks like someone in the GOP is trying to clean up the wikipedia page of a possible Romney veep:

    http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/...1&f=1014&sc=tw

    The editor's account has since been deleted.
    What? Portman? Forklift Portman? That'll be ... interesting

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    Quote Originally Posted by Don Rumata View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Takon Orlani View Post
    Ah, makes total sense. Basically, martians are sending us a warning message: "Elect Ron Paul and your planet will too turn into dusty, lifeless desert wasteland."


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    Quote Originally Posted by Aurora148 View Post
    Looks like someone in the GOP is trying to clean up the wikipedia page of a possible Romney veep:

    http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/...1&f=1014&sc=tw

    The editor's account has since been deleted.
    That's fascinating in a few ways. The public domain information is kind of preventing the secrecy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bartholomeus Crane View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Aurora148 View Post
    Looks like someone in the GOP is trying to clean up the wikipedia page of a possible Romney veep:

    http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/...1&f=1014&sc=tw

    The editor's account has since been deleted.
    What? Portman? Forklift Portman? That'll be ... interesting
    To me, Portman is the most likely VP pick. Boring, bland, fellow governor. Typical Romney.

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