Meet the next President of the United States:
There, can this thread finally go to sleep? I can't believe we've legitimately kept this going since Perry threw his hat in the ring.
Unless.. Romney is also time-traveler, but from the future, a cyborg sent by a handful of remaining Republicans in a desperate attempt to keep Obama from getting a second term!!!
OMG! It all makes perfect sense!!!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-18748710Ohio diner owner dead hours after serving Barack Obama.
A restaurant owner who served US President Barack Obama breakfast on a campaign stop has died hours later.
Josephine Harris, 70, who owned Ann's Place in Akron, Ohio, was taken to hospital after complaining of fatigue and a tingling feeling.
She went into cardiac arrest en route and was pronounced dead shortly after 11:00 EST (15:00 GMT).
Mr Obama arrived the restaurant at about 08:30, ordering two eggs "over easy", bacon and wheat toast.
The Summit County medical examiner's office said Josephine Harris had died of natural causes and there would be no autopsy.
My guess, she refused to switch channel from FoxNews.
Last edited by Don Rumata; July 7 2012 at 01:48:51 AM.
Obamacare would have saved her.
roh roh, fight da mirror powah
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Poor old gal, obviously she contracted Obama Husseins socialism and her immune system was too weak - just like it'll happen with many older and thus weaker white americans, because he doesn't care about them.
this page had me in giggling well, +rep handed out
fuck.You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Tellenta again.
Originally Posted by Narmio
Results as such:
Romney wins, I accelerate plans for leaving the USA.
Obama wins, I continue my plans to leave the USA.
It's not the president which bothers me about the political climate, it's the dual-party competition where there is no party for moderates or different opinions, so aspiring politicians limit themselves to one of two sets of values rather than pulling their own. The same follows for the majority of citizens, however.
I think every citizen's moral duty is to follow this wrestler's example and do the same to Stossel whenever he is in public.