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    Zagreb just got hit by a 5.6 richter earthquake

    I'm unironically expecting a plague of locusts next





    I was somewhere around Old Man Star, on the edge of Essence, when drugs began to take hold.

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    I just burst out laughing at that, which I now feel bad about. Guess some kind of hysteria i did't know was there. Also, locust plague would be a great source of protein and might be gods way of trying to save us. :P

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    Maybe not at home, but this is still going on... https://www.bbc.com/news/in-pictures-51618188

    Im sure they would be interested in hearing some hot takes on locust-flambé.

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    Got a Glock, 600 rounds, cleaning is secondary.

    Also got an AR, 600 rounds, cleaning is mandatory.

    FML

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    nevar forget

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lief Siddhe View Post
    I'm unironically expecting a plague of locusts next
    First off, I hope and presume you ar ok, most importantly.

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    Next year is the 17-year Magicicada in my locale.

    We'll have trillions of these flying around, a veritable plague of "locusts", i.e. Cicadas.

    Be assured, the Biblical Plagues thing has been a constant joke-not-joke of late.





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    WTB flamethrower
    I was somewhere around Old Man Star, on the edge of Essence, when drugs began to take hold.

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    stop seeing them as bugs and start seeing them as calories.
    meh

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    Quote Originally Posted by erichkknaar View Post
    stop seeing them as bugs and start seeing them as calories.

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    might as well once i exhaust the rats left after the earthquake

    besides, i'm not gonna eat those locust RAW
    I was somewhere around Old Man Star, on the edge of Essence, when drugs began to take hold.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lief Siddhe View Post
    might as well once i exhaust the rats left after the earthquake

    besides, i'm not gonna eat those locust RAW


    Eating apocalyptic does't have to be boring! Get hints on how to spice up available calories with these ethic cuisine tips!

    https://www.geo.tv/latest/249423-tha...i-curry-dishes
    meh

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe Appleby View Post
    Got a Glock, 600 rounds, cleaning is secondary.

    Also got an AR, 600 rounds, cleaning is mandatory.

    FML

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    600 rounds wont last you a day. Get some more scrub
    Schopenhauer:

    All truth passes through three stages.
    First, it is ridiculed.
    Second, it is violently opposed.
    Third, it is accepted as being self-evident..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe Appleby View Post
    Got a Glock, 600 rounds, cleaning is secondary.

    Also got an AR, 600 rounds, cleaning is mandatory.

    FML

    Tapapapatalk



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    Quote Originally Posted by erichkknaar View Post
    stop seeing them as bugs and start seeing them as calories.
    Fuck that, rather die.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Alistair View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by erichkknaar View Post
    stop seeing them as bugs and start seeing them as calories.
    Fuck that, rather die.
    Eat the bugs.

    Live in a pod.

    Work for the rich.

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    Nah I'll have some nice salted insects.

    As long as they're cheap. don't fucking charge me for the privilege


    Poland treats me like shit and I hate them as a result of it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paradox View Post
    Nah I'll have some nice salted insects.

    As long as they're cheap. don't fucking charge me for the privilege
    what about those artisanal, small batch insects?
    meh

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    Quote Originally Posted by erichkknaar View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Paradox View Post
    Nah I'll have some nice salted insects.

    As long as they're cheap. don't fucking charge me for the privilege
    what about those artisanal, small batch insects?
    But are they Farm-to-Table, free range and organic?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Alistair View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by erichkknaar View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Paradox View Post
    Nah I'll have some nice salted insects.

    As long as they're cheap. don't fucking charge me for the privilege
    what about those artisanal, small batch insects?
    But are they Farm-to-Table, free range and organic?
    Have they been kept in Gwyneth's egg snatch pouch in a room lit by her vagina candles?
    Schopenhauer:

    All truth passes through three stages.
    First, it is ridiculed.
    Second, it is violently opposed.
    Third, it is accepted as being self-evident..

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    the fuck sacul
    I was somewhere around Old Man Star, on the edge of Essence, when drugs began to take hold.

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    For the record, Gwyneth Paltrow has indeed a scented candle called "Smells like my vagina", and at 75 bux (wtf america)

    https://shop.goop.com/shop/products/...52&country=USA
    Real men pvp in barges.

    Quote Originally Posted by Amantus View Post
    good to see that Fortior seems like a decent bloke and isn't a gay fat faggot nerd despite his pony avatar

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