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    2019 Australian Federal Erection

    Did my compulsory duty, preferenced the Hemp party ahead of the Liberals/Nationals and have had my democracy sausage.

    I'm betting on Labor to win thanks to the impeccable timing of Bob Hawke.
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    Republic of Australia when?

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    I've been working all morning.. They will be out of sausages by the time I get there.. This will mark the first time I haven't made it in time for one..

    I would comedy vote for Palmer but we learnt from the US a comedy vote is a bad idea if everyone does it.
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    And her name was Limul Azgoden, a lowly peasant girl.

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    All my knowledge on Australian politics and election comes from this epic video.


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    As long as you fuckin' sauerkrauters don't start another world war choose whoever you want

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    Confirming Australian (Re) elections since our current government just imploded.

    https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-48320983

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    I just know it as 'That Island'

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    First, it is ridiculed.
    Second, it is violently opposed.
    Third, it is accepted as being self-evident..

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    Morrison has been in power for less than 2 days, has already renegged on one of his major election promises.. Colour me surprised.

    Also fuck you Queensland.
    Quote Originally Posted by lubica
    And her name was Limul Azgoden, a lowly peasant girl.

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    Further proof we're living in the worst timeline.

    ALP retain my seat as expected but with a +5.2% swing to LNP is and meanwhile 14% of my electoral neighbors voted One Nation

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    Lol I'm in cowan. Last election we were one of the last seats to be called and this time with 76% counted there are only a few hundred votes in it.
    Quote Originally Posted by lubica
    And her name was Limul Azgoden, a lowly peasant girl.

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    Jeez, that's close.

    I'm in Paterson. Just took another look and saw that almost 3,500 people here got suckered by Clive's UAP. I can't wait for him to get his obvious pay-off in the form of a mine approval or tax reduction or some other corrupt bullshit that he'll get away with.

    I mean, I'm not entirely shocked by any of this - what with this being the worst timeline and all - but I thought it'd be a (close) ALP victory, at least.

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    1st page in the lolstralia threadnaught.
    meh

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    Sportsbet paid out early on Labor winning the election lol

    https://www.sbs.com.au/news/the-feed...-early-payouts
    Quote Originally Posted by Douglas Adams
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    Should probably try stop this now considering the last time the far right came out of Austria...

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    I think we kept our labor member by 717 votes..
    Quote Originally Posted by lubica
    And her name was Limul Azgoden, a lowly peasant girl.

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    Are one nation diverting votes away from LNC or what is their voter base?

    Pls be gentle I don't know anything about Austria


    Poland treats me like shit and I hate them as a result of it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paradox View Post
    Are one nation diverting votes away from LNC or what is their voter base?

    Pls be gentle I don't know anything about Austria
    P. sure One Nation pref. LNP (the winners) and put ALP (opposition) last on their How to Vote cards. One Nation and the UAP fed prefs. to LNP and that's what helped them hugely in Queensland. Which ruined everything for the rest of us.

    That and the UAP ran a big scare campaign there about the ALP to the tune of like what, fifty or sixty million dollars worth? A lot of TV & online ads. There's obviously some pay-off involved. It's cooked. Like we'll be once climate change sets in, not that we're ever going to change the fate of the world by ourselves but not even trying doesn't look good for getting anyone else moving...

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    I think Clive Palmer spent more money than everyone else combined and didn't win a single seat.
    Quote Originally Posted by Douglas Adams
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lana Torrin View Post
    I think we kept our labor member by 717 votes..
    I was wrong.. Still not called..
    Quote Originally Posted by lubica
    And her name was Limul Azgoden, a lowly peasant girl.

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