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    Things to do in Istanbul when you're dead

    So, I'll be in Istanbul for 10 days, working on a film about young instagram selfloving influencer children from the Balkans travelling to Istanbul, starring young instagram selfloving influencer children from the Balkans who are travelling to Istanbul.

    Where can I get some opium there and what should I go see and do while trying to kill myself?
    I was somewhere around Old Man Star, on the edge of Essence, when drugs began to take hold.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lief Siddhe View Post
    So, I'll be in Istanbul for 10 days, working on a film about young instagram selfloving influencer children from the Balkans travelling to Istanbul, starring young instagram selfloving influencer children from the Balkans who are travelling to Istanbul.

    Where can I get some opium there and what should I go see and do while trying to kill myself?
    Compared to some on this board I'm not particularly well travelled but I've never seen an airport with more human faeces on the floor than Istanbul.


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    "Our airports are like from a third world country," Trump said, calling out LAX and New York City's three international airports: LaGuardia, John F. Kennedy and Newark.

    It's a point many New Yorkers might agree with — in fact, Joe Biden suggested in 2014 that if you blindfolded someone and took them to LaGuardia, they'd think, "I must be in some third-world country."
    At least one thing Trump and Biden agree on, LaGuardia in NYC is a shitty airport. Although I think I mainly saw pigeon shit, not human. No idea why they have birds in their airport.

    This information will not help you score opium. Sorry, can't help there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lief Siddhe View Post
    So, I'll be in Istanbul for 10 days, working on a film about young instagram selfloving influencer children from the Balkans travelling to Istanbul, starring young instagram selfloving influencer children from the Balkans who are travelling to Istanbul.

    Where can I get some opium there and what should I go see and do while trying to kill myself?
    No idea where you should go to get opium, but...

    I’m sure any of the sites listed here are worth seeing:

    https://thehistoryofbyzantium.com/20...yzantium-tour/

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    Beşiktaş is where the best kebab shop in the world is

    It's called tarihi karadeniz döner and its a pilgrimage site for appreciators of the elephant leg.

    The dude will totally know where to get you some opium


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    Lots of kitties in Istanbul so that's a plus

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    Hamam can be nice, but try to visit one not too touristy. Touristy stuff: Blue mosque, Basilika cistern, Aya Sofia, tourist boat on the Bospor.
    Food/drink wise: food is overall good, I would say. Michelin place: Mikla, if only for a cocktail at their roof bar. (Roof bars overall is a thing there). Cheap but good bbq: Zübeyir Ocakbaşı

    Haven't been to the Asian side...
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    Yeah, I'll be staying on the Asian side.

    Plus: third continent I'll set my foot on and closer to sources of opium and hashish.

    Cons: Allah Akhbar.

    Gotta check out Istanbul underground life. Their rock/punk/metal clubs should be interesting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paradox View Post
    Beşiktaş is where the best kebab shop in the world is

    It's called tarihi karadeniz döner and its a pilgrimage site for appreciators of the elephant leg.

    The dude will totally know where to get you some opium
    Alright boys Istanbul meetup.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Totally Not Larkonnis View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Lief Siddhe View Post
    So, I'll be in Istanbul for 10 days, working on a film about young instagram selfloving influencer children from the Balkans travelling to Istanbul, starring young instagram selfloving influencer children from the Balkans who are travelling to Istanbul.

    Where can I get some opium there and what should I go see and do while trying to kill myself?
    Compared to some on this board I'm not particularly well travelled but I've never seen an airport with more human faeces on the floor than Istanbul.
    He'll be landing in the brand new massive fucking airport probably, not the old shit hole

    MI8m8

    *edit*
    Nvm he's driving
    Last edited by Stoffl; May 4 2019 at 06:13:17 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elriche Oshego View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Paradox View Post
    Beşiktaş is where the best kebab shop in the world is

    It's called tarihi karadeniz döner and its a pilgrimage site for appreciators of the elephant leg.

    The dude will totally know where to get you some opium
    Alright boys Istanbul meetup.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lief Siddhe View Post
    I'm driving there, so I'll not only not experience the shitty airport, but also have the dubious pleasure of driving through the second most traffic congested city on the planet.
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    Gosh well that all sounds amazing.

    GOOD LUCK HAVE FUN.

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    Stupid phone layout deletes my post when I want to edit it.

    And I just wanted to say what a crappy double entandre I made in my previous post.

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    I love this foram

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    Fear and Loathing in Istanbul

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