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    I mean go watch New Hope and tell me a movie about robots hanging out for twenty fucking minutes at the start is really the peak of cinematic experience. I will always love the originals, but jesus fuck they aren't going off of some high art shit here. Watch them and be entertained. Force Awakens was all I wanted, Last Jedi was pure trash but this looks fun because Abrams makes fun movies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Coutu View Post
    I mean go watch New Hope and tell me a movie about robots hanging out for twenty fucking minutes at the start is really the peak of cinematic experience. I will always love the originals, but jesus fuck they aren't going off of some high art shit here. Watch them and be entertained. Force Awakens was all I wanted, Last Jedi was pure trash but this looks fun because Abrams makes fun movies.
    So what you are saying is we shouldn't take movies like Star Wars too seriously? Basically stop being autistic on an internerdwebconnected spaceship forum?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Coutu View Post
    I mean go watch New Hope and tell me a movie about robots hanging out for twenty fucking minutes at the start is really the peak of cinematic experience. I will always love the originals, but jesus fuck they aren't going off of some high art shit here. Watch them and be entertained. Force Awakens was all I wanted, Last Jedi was pure trash but this looks fun because Abrams makes fun movies.
    Well Abrams made Force Awakens and the broad story line for the new trilogy.
    In comes Rian Johnson, and does his own thing. The fans started rioting.
    Disney with on its knees with a giant pile of gold is begging Abrams to come fix this shit show.

    If this had been a Rian Johnson film, I would probably just have boycotted it like the Solo movie.
    But now, there might be a hope for the trilogy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VARRAKK View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Coutu View Post
    I mean go watch New Hope and tell me a movie about robots hanging out for twenty fucking minutes at the start is really the peak of cinematic experience. I will always love the originals, but jesus fuck they aren't going off of some high art shit here. Watch them and be entertained. Force Awakens was all I wanted, Last Jedi was pure trash but this looks fun because Abrams makes fun movies.
    Well Abrams made Force Awakens and the broad story line for the new trilogy.
    In comes Rian Johnson, and does his own thing. The fans started rioting.
    Disney with on its knees with a giant pile of gold is begging Abrams to come fix this shit show.

    If this had been a Rian Johnson film, I would probably just have boycotted it like the Solo movie.
    But now, there might be a hope for the trilogy.
    Agreed I really hope the Johnson trilogy is axed.

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    Solo was good. Fight me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DerWish View Post
    Solo was good. Fight me.
    Liked solo, left me feeling good.

    TLJ was one of the most offensive films I’ve ever seen, though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Djan Seriy Anaplian View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by DerWish View Post
    Solo was good. Fight me.
    Liked solo, left me feeling good.

    TLJ was one of the most offensive films I’ve ever seen, though.
    Last SW i saw was the one with jarjar. Whats offensive about TLJ?
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    First, it is ridiculed.
    Second, it is violently opposed.
    Third, it is accepted as being self-evident..

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    Quote Originally Posted by DerWish View Post
    Solo was good. Fight me.
    Got your back.


    Looking forward to the new skywalker resurrection, will watch. It will be shit but entertaining shit nontheless.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sacul View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Djan Seriy Anaplian View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by DerWish View Post
    Solo was good. Fight me.
    Liked solo, left me feeling good.

    TLJ was one of the most offensive films I’ve ever seen, though.
    Last SW i saw was the one with jarjar. Whats offensive about TLJ?
    I just thought it was so bad, so many things didn’t make sense.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Djan Seriy Anaplian View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Sacul View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Djan Seriy Anaplian View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by DerWish View Post
    Solo was good. Fight me.
    Liked solo, left me feeling good.

    TLJ was one of the most offensive films I’ve ever seen, though.
    Last SW i saw was the one with jarjar. Whats offensive about TLJ?
    I just thought it was so bad, so many things didn’t make sense.
    Fair enough
    Schopenhauer:

    All truth passes through three stages.
    First, it is ridiculed.
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    Third, it is accepted as being self-evident..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cosmin View Post
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    Funny that it's the same idiots saying "oh ho well now we know what's going to happen lol spoiler in title lol" said the same about the last jedi.
    Well there is only 3 Skywalkers in this time line.
    One of them is dead. One is old and put politics before training.
    And the last one is on the ark side just like his grand father.

    Going by the title, this is Skywalker Redemption Tour 2.0
    We still don't know whether Rey is or is not a Skywalker. For all we know, Kylo could have just been lying when telling her that her parents were nobodies.


    My biggest irks with the trailer is that it literally says...
    - we've passed on all we know - we surely would have liked seeing that instead of episodes VII and VIII; when did you do that? How did you do that? Are the books back being canon now with the Jedi Academies and stuff? WTF is going on in this universe of yours, ffs?
    - The Saga comes to an end - movie is called Rise of Skywalker, clearly stating it is a beginning?

    Other than that, that ship is clearly doing a lot MPH, backflipping in front of it would just end up with Rey being hit by it. If she lands on it though it would break her legs, pelvis and so on. I could calculate the impact forces and what not considering Kylo is accelerating when hitting the deck with the Tie rather than decelerating but that would just be too autistic even for me

    Obviously I'll see this in cinema (3D, IMAX, the works), but I'll be damned if I'll see another one if this one is not actually good.


    Fake edit: glad they managed to squeeze in Leia in there, it's not like the actress portraying her isn't dead or anything, yay for more useless CGI.
    I believe the Carrie Fischer footage is unused footage from VII, I think they said they wouldn't CGI her.

    Isn't Rey jumping over the tie inty to slash it with her saber, not to land on it?
    "Those who are skilled in combat do not become angered, those who are skilled at winning do not become afraid. Thus the wise win before they fight, while the ignorant fight to win." - Zhuge Liang


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    Solo was terrible and full of , mostly because i was sober.

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    The last film had horrific story telling and I'll be surprised if this is any better. I'll watch it at some point but if it never came out I can't say I'd see myself googling a release date.
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    I'm enjoying nu star wars. They're fun to watch. Also I'm not a bitter Internet neckbeard that refuses to enjoy something because it's not exactly what I want, so /shrug

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Coutu View Post
    I mean go watch New Hope and tell me a movie about robots hanging out for twenty fucking minutes at the start is really the peak of cinematic experience. I will always love the originals, but jesus fuck they aren't going off of some high art shit here. Watch them and be entertained. Force Awakens was all I wanted, Last Jedi was pure trash but this looks fun because Abrams makes fun movies.
    The old movies are what you'd call effective

    TFA hit all the right notes even though it had a recycled plot. It doesn't need to be some peerless work of film-making to get me to watch

    There's Denis Villeneuve's Dune 2020 for that

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sacul View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Djan Seriy Anaplian View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by DerWish View Post
    Solo was good. Fight me.
    Liked solo, left me feeling good.

    TLJ was one of the most offensive films I’ve ever seen, though.
    Last SW i saw was the one with jarjar. Whats offensive about TLJ?
    Good question. The Snooke-scene was great, the Snooke character not so much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sacul View Post
    Whats offensive about TLJ?
    Slow bombers and falling bombs in space.
    Leila not realizing what would have happened if the bombing mission fails and at this point Admiral Ackbar was still alive on the ship and not in charge.
    Killing Admiral Ackbar for no reason.
    Luke - the grampy old man, butchering the whole character and his life. Hello Mr New Hope and goodbye.
    Not telling your best pilot group the plan is to FLY to a planet and hide there, but telling everyone else working & preparing the stealth ships.
    Telling rebels you have to have full obedience and blind trust in your leader, because it is for the good of all and you hotshots mustn't know the plan. Sounds like the Empire to me.
    Completely bogus mission to the casino world, failed because they were not parking at the right place.
    Eradicating any logical reason why anyone would build large scale battleships as the new fleet killing super weapon is a rock with a hyperdrive. Man, I wish the original rebels would knew this, so many bothan lives cloud have been saved!
    All the bullshit plans rebels made to fight off the landing imperials.
    Do you remember why the troopers landed on Hoth and had to fight on the ground? No reason for that here.

    Just my major grievances.

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    At least the new game doesn't look like a certified fail project.


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    Please don't suck please don't suck please don't suck.

    Hope they stick to a good story and gameplay instead of multiplayer microtransactions bullcrap. Luckily EA has a good track record.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Spartan Dax View Post
    Please don't suck please don't suck please don't suck.

    Hope they stick to a good story and gameplay instead of multiplayer microtransactions bullcrap. Luckily EA has a good track record.


    No multi player, no mtx. Just a pure story based rpg.

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