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    Quote Originally Posted by evil edna View Post
    Theyre prison guards. In America.

    Youre expecting far too much
    Oh well that's fine then. Go right ahead.

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    All of them were fired so I guess someone important also didn't understand this hilarious stroke of comedy genius.

    Good riddance to bad rubbish, now onto the rest of the police force.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Isyel View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by evil edna View Post
    Theyre prison guards. In America.

    Youre expecting far too much
    Oh well that's fine then. Go right ahead.
    Speaking of how dumb prison guards are, this seems an appropriate time to post something I read about stupid guards. This youtuber got locked up on trumped-up charges relating to 'possessing hash oil' and got all his firearms confiscated, and the idiot guards that watched his channel don't get that being a prisoner in the usa is not a safe situation.

    https://www.dexerto.com/entertainmen...prison-1291137

    “The guards recognized me, two or three of them did, and they told their buddies who I was, and they all became fast fans and wanted autographs and talk to me about all kinds of stuff… I had to tell them to get the f*ck away from me,” Myers said.

    The problem, the YouTube star explained, was that while the guards were being quite innocent in coming round to Myers’ cell and “talking for ages” about his videos, the other inmates didn’t quite believe that was the only reason.

    Instead, other prisoners began to suspect Myers was “snitching on everyone” because he had become “good friends” with the guards so quickly, even going so far as to eavesdrop on his conversations around the cells.

    Myers’ 48-year-old cellmate “Snow,” who was allegedly a major player in a Mexican crime family on the outside, warned the YouTuber others had been keeping an eye on him, and were planning on pegging him as an informant.

    The YouTube star explained to his new friend that the guards were fans of his gun videos, and while Snow believed him, he warned others weren’t going to buy that story — even if it was the truth — and he had to "shut it down."

    “I was like ‘Ah shit, you’re right,’ and I had to tell this guard: ‘Hey man, I appreciate you coming by, it’s nice to talk to someone that isn’t a f*cking criminal, but you’ve gotta stop, and tell the others they have to stop too’,” Myers said.

    “‘These guys are looking at us right now, turn around,’ I said to him, and sure enough there was a dude just f*cking watching me, listening in, trying to see what I was saying and snitching, and I had to tell the guards to lay off.”

    “The guards understood what I was saying, and they respected it, so they cut that out, and I definitely had to shut that down right away, that was not going well.”

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    I feel it was a pretext to shut down his operation once his partner was found with bullet in the back of his head. They were on him but couldn't find anything more substantial, hence lolweed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by erichkknaar View Post
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    Erdogan Pasha will save us.
    FTFY. Pasha goes after the name.
    Wow, "Stromtroopers of Death" ... haven't seen that band name in a while. They're still around? And wasn't that a fun band made up by members from other bands? Anthrax comes to mind somehow ... yeah, it is. Wiki to the rescue:
    The band is also known for reuniting Anthrax members Scott Ian (guitars) and Charlie Benante (drums) with their former bassist Dan Lilker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hel OWeen View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by erichkknaar View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by erichkknaar View Post
    Erdogan Pasha will save us.
    FTFY. Pasha goes after the name.
    Wow, "Stromtroopers of Death" ... haven't seen that band name in a while. They're still around? And wasn't that a fun band made up by members from other bands? Anthrax comes to mind somehow ... yeah, it is. Wiki to the rescue:
    The band is also known for reuniting Anthrax members Scott Ian (guitars) and Charlie Benante (drums) with their former bassist Dan Lilker.
    No, they are not still around. Sadly not. I did get to see their 2002 tour though.
    meh

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    Word is el trumpino might start a war because election year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RazoR View Post
    Word is el trumpino might start a war because election year.

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    Americans just killed Qasem Soleimani in Beirut Airport.

    This will end well...

    Edit: Source: https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2020/...232817666.html
    Last edited by Caldrion Dosto; January 3 2020 at 02:02:23 AM.

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    Baghdad airport, but yeah, this is gonna get ugly.

    Other news, Castro dropped out of the prez race.
    "Those who are skilled in combat do not become angered, those who are skilled at winning do not become afraid. Thus the wise win before they fight, while the ignorant fight to win." - Zhuge Liang


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    I mean this is literally textbook personality disorder stuff.

    Both past textbooks, and textbooks yet to be written.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Caldrion Dosto View Post
    Americans just killed Qasem Soleimani in Beirut Airport.

    This will end well...

    Edit: Source: https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2020/...232817666.html

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    Quote Originally Posted by Candy Crush View Post
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    Americans just killed Qasem Soleimani in Beirut Airport.

    This will end well...

    Edit: Source: https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2020/...232817666.html
    Just the usual presidential re-election campaign.
    The Epic Store is amazing, I've been able to save so much money by not buying their games.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Candy Crush View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Caldrion Dosto View Post
    Americans just killed Qasem Soleimani in Beirut Airport.

    This will end well...

    Edit: Source: https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2020/...232817666.html
    Just the usual presidential re-election campaign being kicked off.
    The Epic Store is amazing, I've been able to save so much money by not buying their games.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Candy Crush View Post
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    Americans just killed Qasem Soleimani in Beirut Airport.

    This will end well...

    Edit: Source: https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2020/...232817666.html
    Wait for Apple to sue because rounded corners.

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    A oil crisis would do wonders for combating climate emergency, but torching all oil wells in middle-east wouldn't help...

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    Quote Originally Posted by depili View Post
    A oil crisis would do wonders for combating climate emergency, but torching all oil wells in middle-east wouldn't help...
    if they catch fire just use a nuke to put it out

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    Turning the whole middle-east into one giant stained glass artwork with thermonuclear heat is probably the only way to bring peace into that area.

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