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    Game looks absolutely fantastic. Will be playing this all weekend i suspect.

    Currently running at 97 on metacritic (i know, lolmetacritic....).

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    Red dead games have always been great

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    Incidentally, the detail level of this game is so absurb that the following statement is 100% true:

    Horses testicles shrink in the cold.

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    Not on PC? Then what good are you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DevilDude View Post
    Not on PC? Then what good are you?
    it'll appear probs in a year, like gta.

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    Red Dead Revolver was the best one

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    Quote Originally Posted by teds :D View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by DevilDude View Post
    Not on PC? Then what good are you?
    it'll appear probs in a year, like gta.
    yeah I know, I'm honestly not hyped though, they're going to try to make the GTA online lightning strike again and it's not going to work, GTA is just too perfect a vehicle for that exact thing for anything other than maybe cyberpunk (which is itself kind of a different sort of GTA anyway) to really capitalize on. I've never really been moved by any 'wild west' type stuff anyway, maybe because I live in what was once the wild west and have a much better grasp on what it was really like (read: dirty, boring, and depressing) than the average consumer.

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    Picked up a second hand PS4 for $100 and bought a hard copy. Will sell it on later Looking forward to painting dicks in the snow when the postman arrives.
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    an indoctrinated, desperate worker is a good worker?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alex Caine View Post
    I’ve privately grumbled a lot about my hours over the past few months, reading this really puts things into perspective.

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    right so shitposting aside, is the game any good?

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    Yes, its fucking amazing so far. Only 90 minutes played though so caveat emptor etc.

    it won't be for everybody though. It is definitely going to be a long, slow and immersive ride....very little instant gratification on offer really. Its definitely not GTA on horses thats for sure.

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    "won't be for everybody"

    "long slow and immersive"

    "little instant gratification"

    well those are some massive red flags

    generally without fail means long cutscenes getting in the way of everything, "cinematic" bollocks, pointless "details" taking away player control to show how proud they are of their horse bollocks, and players excusing it all because "immersion"

    How is the actual gameplay and how much of it is there?

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    Isyel is wrong on pretty much all counts as is so often the case.

    Its good, and lots of it. But i'm not trying to flog the thing, read some reviews if you don't like my red flags.

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    I like it so far. Have fallen asleep five times while playing but that's juste because i'm a drunken loser. Game is fun.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smarnca View Post
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    oh well

    Hopefully Rockstar games will release a PC version
    Tell me more about the amazing RDR pc version.

    Also frankly if they're going to fuck it up as bad as the GTAV online integration they should just keep it on console.
    I couldnt give two hoots about online mode tbh. Everything about it was garbage in GTA
    Worrying about online mode in one of the fucking BEST single player experiences ever made is plain retarded. Fuck online, gib GTA and RedDed singleplayer Rockstar, ill send you sheckels

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    Quote Originally Posted by DevilDude View Post
    Not on PC? Then what good are you?
    Good reason to get a console. For just this one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dominus View Post
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    Not on PC? Then what good are you?
    Good reason to get a console. For just this one.
    Any single console that can play this AND Red Dead Revolver/RDRedemption 1 ?


    Either way very tempted to get a ps4 just for this.

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