Embarassing things

[cullnean]

he defo fingered her

[Djan Seriy Anaplian]

Last week i asked a woman on the tube if she wanted my seat, assuming she was pregnant.

After i pointed to her tummy, she responded: no, i'm not pregnant, what's wrong with you?

Turned out she was just fat, i ran off the train at the next stop, deeply shamed.

If she really added the 'whats wrong with you' bit then the correct answer is "what? are fat people banned from sitting now?"

At that point everyone was looking at me - the only option was to scuttle and get off at Canning Town, miles from where I was supposed to.

[Djan Seriy Anaplian]

I'm fine travelling alone, except on planes.
Despie every logical and intellectual part of my brain telling me exactly why air travel is safe, i have never been able to got shot of my mild phobia of it. It never stopped me from flying but i really hate it, and at that point i prefer to have someone else around to take my mind off it.

That aside though, i don't mind going solo though it rarely happens these days.

As for embarrassing things: Went to a strip club for a stag night. Usual type of thing, and the best man paid for private dances for the whole group. So there i am and the dancer appears. It was of course dark and i was drunk and it wasnt until she was pretty much grinding away on my leg that i realised it was my cousin. So that was interesting.
Her excuse did make me laugh though: "I literally don't look at faces, customers are all wallets to me".

Fair enough tbh.

Hahah what the shit, I’d run away.

[sarabando]

I'm fine travelling alone, except on planes.
Despie every logical and intellectual part of my brain telling me exactly why air travel is safe, i have never been able to got shot of my mild phobia of it. It never stopped me from flying but i really hate it, and at that point i prefer to have someone else around to take my mind off it.

That aside though, i don't mind going solo though it rarely happens these days.

As for embarrassing things: Went to a strip club for a stag night. Usual type of thing, and the best man paid for private dances for the whole group. So there i am and the dancer appears. It was of course dark and i was drunk and it wasnt until she was pretty much grinding away on my leg that i realised it was my cousin. So that was interesting.
Her excuse did make me laugh though: "I literally don't look at faces, customers are all wallets to me".

Fair enough tbh.

Hahah what the shit, I’d run away.

well that does appear to be your go to move ....

[Alex Caine]

I'm fine travelling alone, except on planes.
Despie every logical and intellectual part of my brain telling me exactly why air travel is safe, i have never been able to got shot of my mild phobia of it. It never stopped me from flying but i really hate it, and at that point i prefer to have someone else around to take my mind off it.

That aside though, i don't mind going solo though it rarely happens these days.

As for embarrassing things: Went to a strip club for a stag night. Usual type of thing, and the best man paid for private dances for the whole group. So there i am and the dancer appears. It was of course dark and i was drunk and it wasnt until she was pretty much grinding away on my leg that i realised it was my cousin. So that was interesting.
Her excuse did make me laugh though: "I literally don't look at faces, customers are all wallets to me".

Fair enough tbh.

Hahah what the shit, I’d run away.

it was a very awkward mutual "we'll call this one a miss and excuse ourselves" once it had clicked for both of us.
Needless to say we don't really bring it up in family gatherings. "Oh hey Claire, remember that time you rubbed your vag on me? Good times".

[cullnean]

I'm fine travelling alone, except on planes.
Despie every logical and intellectual part of my brain telling me exactly why air travel is safe, i have never been able to got shot of my mild phobia of it. It never stopped me from flying but i really hate it, and at that point i prefer to have someone else around to take my mind off it.

That aside though, i don't mind going solo though it rarely happens these days.

As for embarrassing things: Went to a strip club for a stag night. Usual type of thing, and the best man paid for private dances for the whole group. So there i am and the dancer appears. It was of course dark and i was drunk and it wasnt until she was pretty much grinding away on my leg that i realised it was my cousin. So that was interesting.
Her excuse did make me laugh though: "I literally don't look at faces, customers are all wallets to me".

Fair enough tbh.

Hahah what the shit, I’d run away.

well that does appear to be your go to move ....

only coz you cant run

[Keckers]

Claire is a terrible stripper name

[Alex Caine]

Claire is a terrible stripper name

I have no clue what her stripper name was actually. I now feel like i need to know, damnit.

[cullnean]

Claire is a terrible stripper name

I have no clue what her stripper name was actually. I now feel like i need to know, damnit.

in b4 its alexa caine

[Alex Caine]

Claire is a terrible stripper name

I have no clue what her stripper name was actually. I now feel like i need to know, damnit.

in b4 its alexa caine

[Stoffl]

I'm fine travelling alone, except on planes.
Despie every logical and intellectual part of my brain telling me exactly why air travel is safe, i have never been able to got shot of my mild phobia of it. It never stopped me from flying but i really hate it, and at that point i prefer to have someone else around to take my mind off it.

That aside though, i don't mind going solo though it rarely happens these days.

As for embarrassing things: Went to a strip club for a stag night. Usual type of thing, and the best man paid for private dances for the whole group. So there i am and the dancer appears. It was of course dark and i was drunk and it wasnt until she was pretty much grinding away on my leg that i realised it was my cousin. So that was interesting.
Her excuse did make me laugh though: "I literally don't look at faces, customers are all wallets to me".

Fair enough tbh.

Hahah what the shit, I’d run away.

well that does appear to be your go to move ....

only coz you cant run

Absolutely savage

[XenosisMk4]

Still living with my parents at age of 26
Not being in a serious relationship while everybody else around me is
My posting lately

I wonder why

anyway

haven't travelled alone before, always been with fam/school/work/mates, kinda feel like I've had my hand held through any trips

Isn't this normal? I've traveled alone exactly once in my life (as in in an aircraft) and I hated every second of it and wanted someone there with me.

i love traveling alone apart from the anxiety of possibly missing my flight, and the uncomfortable seats, and the crushing loneliness of my entire pathetic selfish uninspiring boring life....

But there's a 50% chance i'm going to be hanging out with Elriche and joe at the other end of the trip so i know that banter will be on the cards.

Yeah I feel like I'd turn into an anxious mess tbh

[teds :D]

this thread is really starting to deliver

what's wrong with travelling alone? surely you drive alone most of the time?

i flew 8ish times a year solo to and from uni, trundled around germany by myself for a few weeks (met people later on etc) when i was still a teenager and so on. if anything, i prefer flying solo - fly with friends/family and inevitably someone slows you down clearing security, or doesn't get to the airport on time, or has to repack their bag because of weight charges etc etc etc

[Keckers]

On topic: I walked into a lamppost while drunkenly trying to use city mapper at the last London meet up.

[Djan Seriy Anaplian]

this thread is really starting to deliver

what's wrong with travelling alone? surely you drive alone most of the time?

i flew 8ish times a year solo to and from uni, trundled around germany by myself for a few weeks (met people later on etc) when i was still a teenager and so on. if anything, i prefer flying solo - fly with friends/family and inevitably someone slows you down clearing security, or doesn't get to the airport on time, or has to repack their bag because of weight charges etc etc etc

I agree, travelling alone can be very fun. I had to from a young age due to living abroad, but now I sometimes end up having to go alone, or with only one person, because it’s hard to find people that want to go to really far-out-of-the-way places.

[erichkknaar]

On topic: I walked into a lamppost while drunkenly trying to use city mapper at the last London meet up.

F

[Dorvil Barranis]

Good thread, plus rep sent.

Although I have travelled extensively around the U.S. (did the living out of a van down by the river thing when I was younger), I have never had a passport and only been to Mexico outside of the U.S.

'Murica

[Stoffl]

It's OK m8 because smarnca also doesn't need a passport.

[Elriche Oshego]

Big F to the no passport crew.

[teds :D]

got two of the things!