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    Embarassing things

    Probably get flamed for this but oh well but I am bored of seeing the same shit threads at the top of General.. so have another!

    It is a lighthearted thread hopefully.

    Name some shit that you haven't done yet in life but really ought to have done in your view

    I'll start:

    1. Never seen the Godfather films
    2. Never seen Pulp Fiction
    3. Not moved out yet (live in a attic not a basement though!)
    4. Still not won EVE

    Go!
    "I think we could all do with sitting back a bit and detaching ourselves from the situation to really think about how these issues reflect on our future and how we discuss them here and be a bit less aggressive or defensive because everyone has a complicated set of circumstances that has led the to place importance on particular issues and it doesn't meany any of them is less valid, we just need to look at the broader picture"

    Smuggo - Brexit Thread

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    Name some shit that you haven't done yet in life but really ought to have done in your view
    get over my fear of wasps
    watch Die Hard and Lethal Weapon
    find a steady girl and not one night stands
    stop posting on FHC

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    Ops posting

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    Quote Originally Posted by teds :D View Post
    Ops posting
    came to say this

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    i split with my 20 y/o girlfriend 2 months ago and im still sleeping with her despite her having a new bf.

    no fucking pride or self worth at all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sp4m View Post
    i split with my 20 y/o girlfriend 2 months ago and im still sleeping with her despite her having a new bf.

    no fucking pride or self worth at all.
    mate

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    1. being left wing
    2. posting sober

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sp4m View Post
    i split with my 20 y/o girlfriend 2 months ago and im still sleeping with her despite her having a new bf.

    no fucking pride or self worth at all.
    Umm if she’s still sleeping with you post-breakup and post-new-beau... that should by seen as a win in your column. Especially if you initiated the breakup.

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    the absolute state of posting

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    im thinking of ditching my pc and just using a console

    peasant mode!
    Quote Originally Posted by Elriche Oshego View Post
    Cullneshi the god of shitposting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cullnean View Post
    im thinking of ditching my pc and just using a console

    peasant mode!
    send your videocard my way m8

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    Quote Originally Posted by cullnean View Post
    im thinking of ditching my pc and just using a console

    peasant mode!
    Thats what I did. Only thing I miss is WoT, and that was destroying my relationship (yeah, I know)

    It will drive you insane but I've slowly got use to it, and the relationship is miles better for it

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    Got fire brigade to kick in GFs flat door because she was lying unconscious on the floor in her lounge (I could see through letter box) and wouldnt get up.
    This was post an earlier argument after I said I couldnt be bothered to drive to her flat at 12pm - but I did anyway because she started saying crazy shit.

    Turns out she had taken a xanax, and was merely in a deep sleep.

    Relationship ended almost at the exact second she was rudely awakened by a medic, surrounded by firemen and the shattered remains of her front door. Whoops.

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    Group of us went to a Bowlplex for new years eve as no decent plans were made as we are all slack and lazy. During the night the DJ dude was wondering around trying to get people to do impressions.

    A mic was thrust into my hand by a friend and he said do a Rowan Keating impression. I was extremely intoxicated at that point, and not really understanding what was going on.

    I proceeded to state "Im Rowan Keating who the fuck are you" in the worst irish accent I could muster. Everything just stopped. Silence. Parents covered childrens ears and I was told to leave. Whoops.

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    Last week i asked a woman on the tube if she wanted my seat, assuming she was pregnant.

    After i pointed to her tummy, she responded: no, i'm not pregnant, what's wrong with you?

    Turned out she was just fat, i ran off the train at the next stop, deeply shamed.

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    Fatshaming is a valueable service to society.

    #FatBurntChrysler

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    Quote Originally Posted by Djan Seriy Anaplian View Post
    Last week i asked a woman on the tube if she wanted my seat, assuming she was pregnant.

    After i pointed to her tummy, she responded: no, i'm not pregnant, what's wrong with you?

    Turned out she was just fat, i ran off the train at the next stop, deeply shamed.

    This is outstanding

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    Bahaha!

    Why were you making eye contact or speaking to people on transit

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    She kinda of stood in front of me, equipped with a pot belly. Being the good citizen i am, i immediately offered my seat!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Djan Seriy Anaplian View Post
    She kinda of stood in front of me, equipped with a pot belly. Being the good citizen i am, i immediately offered my seat!
    Good effort though mate

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