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    In related news, you can help Elon Musk by purchasing "Save Elon from the SEC" merchandise, including this bathing suit, priced at... $69



    https://www.saveelon.com/collections/home-page

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    Quote Originally Posted by Don Rumata View Post
    Settlement secured.

    Tesla chief executive Elon Musk agreed on Saturday to pay a $20 million fine and step down as board chairman as part of a settlement with the Securities & Commission that he misled investors about his plans to take the company private.
    https://www.washingtonpost.com/busin...oard-chairman/
    well thats got to be the most expensive tweet in history lmao

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    It's triple funny when you consider context. 420, blaze it, yo!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lachesis VII View Post
    SEC holding true to form, I see.

    Surely losing a fraction of a percent of his net worth will dissuade him from future misbehavior.
    What is funny is that the original SEC settlement (which Musk rejected) was $10 mil fine and a CEO ban for 2 years. The one Musk agreed on two days later is $40 mil fine ($20 mil for him + $20 mil for Tesla) and a Chairman ban for 3 years.

    #disrupt

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    And, fresh after the settlement, Musk tries to pump the stock again, by leaking staff email claiming "Tesla is very close to profitability" literally a day before the release of Q3 report.

    “We are very close to achieving profitability and proving the naysayers wrong, but, to be certain, we must execute really well tomorrow (Sunday),” Musk wrote in the email to staff. “If we go all out tomorrow, we will achieve an epic victory beyond all expectations.”
    https://www.bloomberg.com/news/artic...in-staff-email
    Last edited by Don Rumata; September 30 2018 at 11:17:57 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Don Rumata View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Lachesis VII View Post
    SEC holding true to form, I see.

    Surely losing a fraction of a percent of his net worth will dissuade him from future misbehavior.
    What is funny is that the original SEC settlement (which Musk rejected) was $10 mil fine and a CEO ban for 2 years. The one Musk agreed on two days later is $40 mil fine ($20 mil for him + $20 mil for Tesla) and a Chairman ban for 3 years.

    #disrupt
    Did he had to admit guilt in the first settlement? He didnt in this one.


    

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    Quote Originally Posted by Don Rumata View Post
    And, fresh after the settlement, Musk tries to pump the stock again, by leaking staff email claiming "Tesla is very close to profitability" literally a day before the release of Q3 report.

    “We are very close to achieving profitability and proving the naysayers wrong, but, to be certain, we must execute really well tomorrow (Sunday),” Musk wrote in the email to staff. “If we go all out tomorrow, we will achieve an epic victory beyond all expectations.”
    https://www.bloomberg.com/news/artic...in-staff-email
    I understand that it's hard to read around your raging hate boner, having to switch sides all the time and such, but your link doesn't say that the email was leaked by Musk
    Tanks: theBlind[URBAD] (in my heart there will always be a place for [FAIL])
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zeekar View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Don Rumata View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Lachesis VII View Post
    SEC holding true to form, I see.

    Surely losing a fraction of a percent of his net worth will dissuade him from future misbehavior.
    What is funny is that the original SEC settlement (which Musk rejected) was $10 mil fine and a CEO ban for 2 years. The one Musk agreed on two days later is $40 mil fine ($20 mil for him + $20 mil for Tesla) and a Chairman ban for 3 years.

    #disrupt
    Did he had to admit guilt in the first settlement? He didnt in this one.
    Why would he? Everyone knows it's Grimes fault, right?

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    Tesla is over $4,000!


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    I see you're still incapable of understanding how modern capitalism works.
    Quote Originally Posted by Paul Mason
    It is absurd that we are capable of witnessing a 40,000 year old system of gender oppression begin to dissolve before our eyes yet still see the abolition of a 200 year old economic system as an unrealistic utopia.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keckers View Post
    I see you're still incapable of understanding how modern capitalism works.
    Step 1: Put young pretty lady on TV
    Step 2: ???
    Step 3: Boner!
    Last edited by Don Rumata; October 2 2018 at 04:24:04 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Don Rumata View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Keckers View Post
    I see you're still incapable of understanding how modern capitalism works.
    Step 1: Put young pretty lady on TV
    Step 2: ???
    Step 3: Boner!
    Step 2 is young pretty lady uses/consumes product cissexually, Don.

    Call yourself a capitalist...
    meh

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    As a "thank you" to the employees, Tesla will screen Pixar's "Cars 3" at the Gigafactory.

    https://www.cnbc.com/2018/10/01/tesl...employees.html

    And here I am, at my shitty company, who instead of showing a cool movie, just gonna pay some boring cash bonus instead.


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    Wait, what?!? Did Elon Musk die?

    https://www.thankyouelonmusk.com/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Don Rumata View Post
    Wait, what?!? Did Elon Musk die?

    https://www.thankyouelonmusk.com/
    Read a bit of the page. Had to go check multiple news sites to see if there was any news about how death I hadn't seen.. The fuck is going on.
    Quote Originally Posted by lubica
    And her name was Limul Azgoden, a lowly peasant girl.

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    That's gotta be one of the most public blowjobs I've seen that didn't involve a porn site.
    Totally not Victoria Stecker forgetting his password and not having access to his work email.

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    Kanye West visits arts college, jumps on a table, starts yelling "LEAVE ELON MUSK ALONE!!!"


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    don please

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    Federal judge demands that SEC justify the terms of Musk settlement, may not approve the deal.

    https://www.cnbc.com/2018/10/04/elon...ts-a-snag.html

    Inb4 "pedo judge" tweets

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    don

    please

    you have to have other things in your life

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