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    Am I becoming old?

    So I've been around on this forum for the past few years...


    Currently I am a 25 year old humanoid male still thinking I'm young... atleast I thought I was still young untill I noticed a tiny problem. While pouring beer I suddenly noticed some weird obstructions in front of the monitor...

    In which I realized: "OH MY GOD" there are hairs growing out of my hand!!!!

    So now I am asking you my old FHC friends. Am I growing/becoming old? This is something that only happens to 50+ year olds right?

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    Nice pubes dude.
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    No body hair is normal to appear through puberty. You're just retarded.


    

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zeekar View Post
    No body hair is normal to appear through puberty. You're just retarded.
    So what you're saying is that I'm sick?



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    Yes but you should kill yourself to make sure.

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    Wait till your ears look like you're starting your own private hair-forest in them.

    Getting old sucks.

    Although its better than the alternative.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Alistair View Post
    Wait till your ears look like you're starting your own private hair-forest in them.

    Getting old sucks.

    Although its better than the alternative.
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    In seriousness there will be odd strands of hair that appear as you increase in age in random places that to a hairy guy probably wouldn’t be noticeable at all. It’s only weird when you notice it for the first time.

    I’m 35 without heavy body hair and I have two spots near my shoulder blades, one on my right cheek above my manly beard line, and one on my lower back where a couple hairs just show up once in a while for no reason. A half second with a razor per spot every month fixes the issue (more often on that spot on my cheek which is like a hair follicle that went awol from the beard but still performs its hair-growing duty as scheduled.)

    nbd tbh
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    Post a picture of your arm for reference.

    But yeah, you're not really done developing until your mid-20s anyways.

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    Do men have hair?
    Le confused, mebe some sort of hair removal device or service can rectify your aliment

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    that ball sack looks a little odd, you might want to consult your GP.

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    Just shave them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Djan Seriy Anaplian View Post
    Yes but you should kill yourself to make sure.
    Solid FHC advice
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    I had hairs growing out of my hand when I was 16 ... so no.

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    no but from your posting in the indecent room in discord you're definitely becoming gay

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    Quote Originally Posted by NoirAvlaa View Post
    no but from your posting in the indecent room in discord you're definitely becoming gay
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    Don't worry Smarnca, while your body may age, your soul is as young and stupid as the first time you posted.
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    Amputate. It's the only way to be sure.
    meh

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    Only if you have hairs on the palm of your hand

    But yes you are sick, in the head

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    Quote Originally Posted by cullnean View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by NoirAvlaa View Post
    no but from your posting in the indecent room in discord you're definitely becoming gay

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