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Thread: British people know no bounds when offending continental europeans

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    British people know no bounds when offending continental europeans

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    oi im brifish gimme a fackin burger you cant an make sure its not some fanny fuckin french burger I want it WELL FACKIN DAN

    *Shoves menu in waiters chest, turns back to table and drinks pint of lager*

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    Quote Originally Posted by 56k Lagman View Post
    oi im brifish gimme a fackin burger you cant an make sure its not some fanny fuckin french burger I want it WELL FACKIN DAN

    *Shoves menu in waiters chest, turns back to table and drinks pint of lager*
    I read that in an Aussie accent.

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    +1 in on the ground floor.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 56k Lagman View Post
    oi im brifish gimme a fackin burger you cant an make sure its not some fanny fuckin french burger I want it WELL FACKIN DAN

    *Shoves menu in waiters chest, turns back to table and drinks pint of lager*
    Always remember the mating cry of the English lad abroad

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    britons abroad are the almost the worst, the only bit worse is their retarded offspring the americants.
    Viking, n.:
    1. Daring Scandinavian seafarers, explorers, adventurers, entrepreneurs world-famous for their aggressive, nautical import business, highly leveraged takeovers and blue eyes.
    2. Bloodthirsty sea pirates who ravaged northern Europe beginning in the 9th century.

    Hagar's note: The first definition is much preferred; the second is used only by malcontents, the envious, and disgruntled owners of waterfront property.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Liare View Post
    britons abroad are the almost the worst, the only bit worse is their retarded offspring the americants.
    Never met Russians abroad I see...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Keckers View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Liare View Post
    britons abroad are the almost the worst, the only bit worse is their retarded offspring the americants.
    Never met Russians abroad I see...
    Or the Chinese. But all 4 are pretty awful on average. For different reasons tho.

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    i have met russians, they are slightly more obnoxious than britons, but significantly less likely to attempt to start a bar-fight and not stingy when it comes to paying for a round.

    chinese, i haven't encountered yet.
    Viking, n.:
    1. Daring Scandinavian seafarers, explorers, adventurers, entrepreneurs world-famous for their aggressive, nautical import business, highly leveraged takeovers and blue eyes.
    2. Bloodthirsty sea pirates who ravaged northern Europe beginning in the 9th century.

    Hagar's note: The first definition is much preferred; the second is used only by malcontents, the envious, and disgruntled owners of waterfront property.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Liare View Post
    i have met russians, they are slightly more obnoxious than britons, but significantly less likely to attempt to start a bar-fight and not stingy when it comes to paying for a round.

    chinese, i haven't encountered yet.
    90% of the bar fights I've seen over here have been Russian started. It's not even much of an exaggeration.

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    TWO WORLD WARS AND ONE WORLD CUP!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sandzibar View Post
    Yes yes. Everyone hates us.
    Not as much as the French.

    Or Swedes.

    Or Danes. Fucking Danes with their guttural language that was forced on us during the plague. They where behind it, mark my words

    Or Swedes.

    Then we have the abominable Germans. ZE GERMANS. Every year coming here in droves with their shiny recreational vehicles. Divisions of PanzerFreizeitfahrzeugKampfWagens invading these fair lands as if it as weserübung all over, every year. Stripping the lands bare, just as in the war not leaving A SINGLE PFENNIG for their trouble. Fucking GERMANS.

    AND DID I MENTION THE SWEDES?!

    And then in on the list, comes the English.

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    Quote Originally Posted by helgur View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Sandzibar View Post
    Yes yes. Everyone hates us.
    Not as much as the French.

    Or Swedes.

    Or Danes. Fucking Danes with their guttural language that was forced on us during the plague. They where behind it, mark my words

    Or Swedes.

    Then we have the abominable Germans. ZE GERMANS. Every year coming here in droves with their shiny recreational vehicles. Divisions of PanzerFreizeitfahrzeugKampfWagens invading these fair lands as if it as weserübung all over, every year. Stripping the lands bare, just as in the war not leaving A SINGLE PFENNIG for their trouble. Fucking GERMANS.

    AND DID I MENTION THE SWEDES?!

    And then in on the list, comes the English.
    Not too far off, but the very worst tourists are the ones from Oslo. Utter cocks the lot of them.

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    100% of bar fights I've seen were started by a Dane.

    Therefore we can deduce that the Danish are all terrible people.

    AMIDOINGTHISTHREADRITE?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sandzibar View Post
    100% of bar fights I've seen were started by a Dane.

    Therefore we can deduce that the Danish are all terrible people.

    AMIDOINGTHISTHREADRITE?
    Even if you've never seen a dane start a barfight you'd be correct in your assessment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hoggbert View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by helgur View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Sandzibar View Post
    Yes yes. Everyone hates us.
    Not as much as the French.

    Or Swedes.

    Or Danes. Fucking Danes with their guttural language that was forced on us during the plague. They where behind it, mark my words

    Or Swedes.

    Then we have the abominable Germans. ZE GERMANS. Every year coming here in droves with their shiny recreational vehicles. Divisions of PanzerFreizeitfahrzeugKampfWagens invading these fair lands as if it as weserübung all over, every year. Stripping the lands bare, just as in the war not leaving A SINGLE PFENNIG for their trouble. Fucking GERMANS.

    AND DID I MENTION THE SWEDES?!

    And then in on the list, comes the English.
    Not too far off, but the very worst tourists are the ones from Oslo. Utter cocks the lot of them.
    We will deal with them once we have hermetically sealed off the borders from any outsiders. For now, lets just concentrate on the outside rabble.

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    ah yes, more irrational Norwegian hatred, not sure where it comes from really.
    Viking, n.:
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    2. Bloodthirsty sea pirates who ravaged northern Europe beginning in the 9th century.

    Hagar's note: The first definition is much preferred; the second is used only by malcontents, the envious, and disgruntled owners of waterfront property.

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    Presumably from Norway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Liare View Post
    ah yes, more irrational Norwegian hatred, not sure where it comes from really.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Liare View Post
    ah yes, more irrational Norwegian hatred, not sure where it comes from really.
    Proximity to you lot I would imagine.

    Poor chaps.

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