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oi im brifish gimme a fackin burger you cant an make sure its not some fanny fuckin french burger I want it WELL FACKIN DAN
*Shoves menu in waiters chest, turns back to table and drinks pint of lager*
Originally Posted by Duckslayer
I read that in an Aussie accent.
+1 in on the ground floor.
nevar forget
Always remember the mating cry of the English lad abroad
DOS CERVEZAS POR FAVORRRRRRRRRRE
'I'm pro life. I'm a non-smoker. I'm a pro-life non-smoker. WOO, Let the party begin!'
britons abroad are the almost the worst, the only bit worse is their retarded offspring the americants.
Viking, n.:
1. Daring Scandinavian seafarers, explorers, adventurers, entrepreneurs world-famous for their aggressive, nautical import business, highly leveraged takeovers and blue eyes.
2. Bloodthirsty sea pirates who ravaged northern Europe beginning in the 9th century.
Hagar's note: The first definition is much preferred; the second is used only by malcontents, the envious, and disgruntled owners of waterfront property.
Never met Russians abroad I see...
Or the Chinese. But all 4 are pretty awful on average. For different reasons tho.Never met Russians abroad I see...
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i have met russians, they are slightly more obnoxious than britons, but significantly less likely to attempt to start a bar-fight and not stingy when it comes to paying for a round.
chinese, i haven't encountered yet.
Viking, n.:
1. Daring Scandinavian seafarers, explorers, adventurers, entrepreneurs world-famous for their aggressive, nautical import business, highly leveraged takeovers and blue eyes.
2. Bloodthirsty sea pirates who ravaged northern Europe beginning in the 9th century.
Hagar's note: The first definition is much preferred; the second is used only by malcontents, the envious, and disgruntled owners of waterfront property.
90% of the bar fights I've seen over here have been Russian started. It's not even much of an exaggeration.
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TWO WORLD WARS AND ONE WORLD CUP!
INGERLAAAAAND!
Not as much as the French.
Or Swedes.
Or Danes. Fucking Danes with their guttural language that was forced on us during the plague. They where behind it, mark my words
Or Swedes.
Then we have the abominable Germans. ZE GERMANS. Every year coming here in droves with their shiny recreational vehicles. Divisions of PanzerFreizeitfahrzeugKampfWagens invading these fair lands as if it as weserübung all over, every year. Stripping the lands bare, just as in the war not leaving A SINGLE PFENNIG for their trouble. Fucking GERMANS.
AND DID I MENTION THE SWEDES?!
And then in on the list, comes the English.
Not too far off, but the very worst tourists are the ones from Oslo. Utter cocks the lot of them.Not as much as the French.
Or Swedes.
Or Danes. Fucking Danes with their guttural language that was forced on us during the plague. They where behind it, mark my words
Or Swedes.
Then we have the abominable Germans. ZE GERMANS. Every year coming here in droves with their shiny recreational vehicles. Divisions of PanzerFreizeitfahrzeugKampfWagens invading these fair lands as if it as weserübung all over, every year. Stripping the lands bare, just as in the war not leaving A SINGLE PFENNIG for their trouble. Fucking GERMANS.
AND DID I MENTION THE SWEDES?!
And then in on the list, comes the English.
100% of bar fights I've seen were started by a Dane.
Therefore we can deduce that the Danish are all terrible people.
AMIDOINGTHISTHREADRITE?
Even if you've never seen a dane start a barfight you'd be correct in your assessment.
We will deal with them once we have hermetically sealed off the borders from any outsiders. For now, lets just concentrate on the outside rabble.Not too far off, but the very worst tourists are the ones from Oslo. Utter cocks the lot of them.Not as much as the French.
Or Swedes.
Or Danes. Fucking Danes with their guttural language that was forced on us during the plague. They where behind it, mark my words
Or Swedes.
Then we have the abominable Germans. ZE GERMANS. Every year coming here in droves with their shiny recreational vehicles. Divisions of PanzerFreizeitfahrzeugKampfWagens invading these fair lands as if it as weserübung all over, every year. Stripping the lands bare, just as in the war not leaving A SINGLE PFENNIG for their trouble. Fucking GERMANS.
AND DID I MENTION THE SWEDES?!
And then in on the list, comes the English.
ah yes, more irrational Norwegian hatred, not sure where it comes from really.
Viking, n.:
1. Daring Scandinavian seafarers, explorers, adventurers, entrepreneurs world-famous for their aggressive, nautical import business, highly leveraged takeovers and blue eyes.
2. Bloodthirsty sea pirates who ravaged northern Europe beginning in the 9th century.
Hagar's note: The first definition is much preferred; the second is used only by malcontents, the envious, and disgruntled owners of waterfront property.
Presumably from Norway.
Proximity to you lot I would imagine.
Poor chaps.
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