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    Larkonis Trassler's Avatar
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    [Friday] Send help

    Mrs is at work so I have mini Lark today. And I have a Stella hangover. Please just have a little nap...

    RIP


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    who the fuck still drinks stella
    I was somewhere around Old Man Star, on the edge of Essence, when drugs began to take hold.

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    Maybe mini Lark will like stella aswell

    I bet he'll take a long nap after one


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    Obligatory...
    meh

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smarnca View Post
    Maybe mini Lark will like stella aswell

    I bet he'll take a long nap after one
    Im amazed lark hasnt given him a whiskey soaked dummy yet tbh.

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    Poppy pacifier bruv

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    23/10/17 The Greatreposteninging ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Duckslayer View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Smarnca View Post
    Maybe mini Lark will like stella aswell

    I bet he'll take a long nap after one
    Im amazed lark hasnt given him a whiskey soaked dummy yet tbh.
    >Wasting spirits on an infant.


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    it was a whopping 8 degrees freedom when I got up. Send help and firewood.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lief Siddhe View Post
    who the fuck still drinks stella
    Stella is lovely just dont buy the huge slabs of piss water bottles they sell at Christmas. The big white belgian cans of it are lovely

    Quote Originally Posted by Duckslayer View Post
    I should be home.now but I keep stopping to post. I'm in need of a mega poo. so much so that I'm tempted to leave slurry across one of these gardens and deal with the wiping later. gonna toss a coin

    phoneposting

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    Quote Originally Posted by 56k Lagman View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Lief Siddhe View Post
    who the fuck still drinks stella
    Stella is lovely just dont buy the huge slabs of piss water bottles they sell at Christmas. The big white belgian cans of it are lovely

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    Yea I've met this Lark guy

    He seems to be a jolly fellow


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    Already Saturday afro here.

    Just drove back to Sydney from Wagga Wagga. Was given a good example of why our road toll is going back up again on the way.

    Driving down the Hume Highway which is two lane divided 110 kph motorway. Have just overtaken RV and pull into left lane to let the speedsters who haven't noticed the cop car a few hundred meters back pass. Last car trying to overtake is a dual-cab ute towing a bogan palace (caravan) which decides that the cars in front are too slow and swerves into the left lane to overtake them.

    I am in the left lane.

    Somehow I avoid the idiot and don't lose control on the gravel shoulder. Once I am back on tarmac I flash the guy with my lights.

    Manhood challenged our bogan hero slams on his brakes, sending his caravan fishtailing all over the place. I give the ABS a good work out and avoid smashing up the back of him. With his dominance established in the eyes of his tattooed couch walrus and feral kids our hero speeds off.

    At this point the cop car slowly catches up, so I am wondering if they saw what happened. Thankfully they did as they pulled along side to check if I been hit. Meanwhile the Road Warrior had caught up to the other traffic and was swerving left and right trying to force a way through. I gave the cops the ok so they turned on the lights.

    Suddenly Mr hero realizes that there is a cop car. Deploying a cunning ruse he pulls into the left lane and starts driving at the speed limit. The cop car pulls up behind him and starts flashing for him to pull over, but if he just stays cool and keeps driving surely they'll forget what they saw and drive past. Finally the cops loose patience and pull up beside him to tell him to pull the fuck over.

    Finally he pulls over and two really angry cops get out of their car. Sadly at this point I drove past.

    I'm sure he'll claim he did nothing wrong, and no doubt will be telling all his bogan mates that the cops unfairly targeted him because he was poor or something.

    I don't care if fuckers like that kill themselves, but that cunt would have taken his family and other road users with him.
    Last edited by Maximillian; December 30 2017 at 05:41:09 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maximillian View Post
    I am in the left lane.
    Most of us are already confused.

    Quote Originally Posted by Loire
    I'm too stupid to say anything that deserves being in your magnificent signature.

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    You've got to recall that 'Straya is the UpsideDown.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sparq View Post
    You've got to recall that 'Straya is the UpsideDown.
    Yeah I know. I was there last January. Great country, fuckin loved it, but you fuckers all drive on the wrong side. I think I almost got run over at least once.

    Quote Originally Posted by Loire
    I'm too stupid to say anything that deserves being in your magnificent signature.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Frug View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Sparq View Post
    You've got to recall that 'Straya is the UpsideDown.
    Yeah I know. I was there last January. Great country, fuckin loved it, but you fuckers all drive on the wrong side. I think I almost got run over at least once.
    Sounds like a personal problem to me, mate.

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