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    2018 Football World Cup - Iceland Winner Edition

    Sweden beat Italy at home, 1-0 in the first qualifier after some exemplary rough pressure game and sharp elbows. Next game is on Monday at San Siro where I hope Gli Azzuri will be undressed for real and crack under the pressure. That'd be the first time Italy doesn't qualify since pretty much forever.

    Other notables are:

    US is out
    Netherlands is out
    Iceland is IN! by winning their group against Turkey, Ukraine and Croatia (much in line with a Trump presidency nobody though that would happen 4 years ago)

    Can't wait to see England get knocked out the first elimination round once we get there.
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    Babby Cup is more my style.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fortior View Post
    . Next game is on Monday at San Siro where I hope Gli Azzuri will be undressed for real and crack under the pressure. That'd be the first time Italy doesn't qualify since pretty much forever.
    You say that but you don't mean it. Imagine how weak the nominees will be at the Oscars in the Best Dive category if Italy doesn't make it.

    https://twitter.com/sagarosen/status/929094945599877120

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    45 mins in, 0-0 with 3 potential penalty kicks disregarded. 2 for Sweden, 1 for Italy. 75/25 possession favoring the pasta chewers.

    Approaching physical pain levels of stress.
    Real men pvp in barges.

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    good to see that Fortior seems like a decent bloke and isn't a gay fat faggot nerd despite his pony avatar

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    15 mins to go

    0-0 Sweden is through, 1-0, penalties, 1-1 Sweden is through.

    Started ironing shirts to keep myself busy.
    Real men pvp in barges.

    Quote Originally Posted by Amantus View Post
    good to see that Fortior seems like a decent bloke and isn't a gay fat faggot nerd despite his pony avatar

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fortior View Post
    15 mins to go

    0-0 Sweden is through, 1-0, penalties, 1-1 Sweden is through.

    Started ironing shirts to keep myself busy.
    And we have lift-off ladies and gentlemen!

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    You can stop ironing the shirts and start drinking heavily now.
    First time Italy havenít made it to the World Cup in quite a while
    If money was a chicken, would the chicken be evil?

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    Jesus titfucking Christ that was tight. The Italian saltiness will be glorious.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Amantus View Post
    good to see that Fortior seems like a decent bloke and isn't a gay fat faggot nerd despite his pony avatar

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve the Pirate View Post
    You can stop ironing the shirts and start drinking heavily now.
    First time Italy haven’t made it to the World Cup in quite a while
    59 years ago, at World Cup 1958 hosted by... Sweden

    front page La Gazetta dello Sport: "Italia, questa e l'Apocalisse. Siamo furori dal Mondiale!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fortior View Post
    Jesus titfucking Christ that was tight. The Italian saltiness will be glorious.
    i don't think they do salt, more like lots of sad introspection and aggressive hand-gestures over a table of coffee.

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    Quote Originally Posted by teds :D View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Fortior View Post
    Jesus titfucking Christ that was tight. The Italian saltiness will be glorious.
    i don't think they do salt, more like lots of sad introspection and aggressive hand-gestures over a table of coffee.
    Don't forget blaming everyone but themselves, the referee most of all.
    Real men pvp in barges.

    Quote Originally Posted by Amantus View Post
    good to see that Fortior seems like a decent bloke and isn't a gay fat faggot nerd despite his pony avatar

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    *sings*

    Ohne Italien fahr'n wir zur WM!

    */sings*

    Italy being the only team ever we have a hard time beating, this is awesome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe Appleby View Post
    Italy being the only team ever we have a hard time beating, this is awesome.
    What is Spain?

    Also, while Italy being out is glorious, I do feel bad for Buffon. Such an awesome guy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Miriam Sasko View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Joe Appleby View Post
    Italy being the only team ever we have a hard time beating, this is awesome.
    What is Spain?

    Also, while Italy being out is glorious, I do feel bad for Buffon. Such an awesome guy.
    We only beat Italy once, if at all. Spain was never that much of a problem. Sometimes we won, sometimes we lost. But Italy is a trauma.

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    Quote Originally Posted by teds :D View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Fortior View Post
    Jesus titfucking Christ that was tight. The Italian saltiness will be glorious.
    i don't think they do salt, more like lots of sad introspection and aggressive hand-gestures over a table of coffee.
    And the occasional horses head in someones bed

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    I'm just about to read the news about this match and I have my bucket ready for collecting.

    Not a single goal scored on Sweden in 180 minutes of play.... Yeah they don't deserve to go through. I hope the Danes can brush off the Irish tonight. (Sorry Irish bros)

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    1. Daring Scandinavian seafarers, explorers, adventurers, entrepreneurs world-famous for their aggressive, nautical import business, highly leveraged takeovers and blue eyes.
    2. Bloodthirsty sea pirates who ravaged northern Europe beginning in the 9th century.

    Hagar's note: The first definition is much preferred; the second is used only by malcontents, the envious, and disgruntled owners of waterfront property.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Miriam Sasko View Post
    Also, while Italy being out is glorious, I do feel bad for Buffon. Such an awesome guy.
    Indeed. Pretty decent guy. Showed it that evening again, when he shook his head in disbelief while Italian supporters morons yelled and whistled during the Swedish anthem.

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