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    ***EMERGENCY ACCOMODATION IN LONDON NEEDED***

    Some daft cunt tried to kill themselves in Milton Keynes and all trains appear to be cancelled. Anyone able to offer a bunk up?


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    space captain larkonis "bum" trassler

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    Spare hostel bed or struggle cuddle in prem inn

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    Just had a nice chat with COLIN from Caledonian Express. He guarenteed me a seat on the 23:28 sleeper.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Larkonis Trassler View Post
    Just had a nice chat with COLIN from Caledonian Express. He guarenteed me a seat on the 23:28 sleeper.
    did you beg him on your knees?

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    Quote Originally Posted by RazoR View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Larkonis Trassler View Post
    Just had a nice chat with COLIN from Caledonian Express. He guarenteed me a seat on the 23:28 sleeper.
    did you beg him on your knees?
    Slurp Slurp

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    Quote Originally Posted by RazoR View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Larkonis Trassler View Post
    Just had a nice chat with COLIN from Caledonian Express. He guarenteed me a seat on the 23:28 sleeper.
    did you beg him on your knees?
    I wouldn't give a porridge wog the satisfaction.


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    COLIN has passed me on to CRAIG (the train manager) i am established in a seat.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Larkonis Trassler View Post
    COLIN has passed me on to CRAIG (the train manager) i am established in a seat.
    We were all hoping you'd be fucked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Frug View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Larkonis Trassler View Post
    COLIN has passed me on to CRAIG (the train manager) i am established in a seat.
    We were all hoping you'd be fucked.
    No you were not.


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    I'm glad you got Colin and Craig's numbers, Lark. A merry threesome is nice and cozy this time of the year.
    Будь смиренным, будь кротким, не заботься о тленном
    Власти, данной Богом, сынок, будь навеки верным...
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    Quote Originally Posted by thebomby View Post
    I'm glad you got Colin and Craig's numbers, Lark. A merry threesome is nice and cozy this time of the year.
    Colin confirmed baby daddy 2.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thebomby View Post
    I'm glad you got Colin and Craig's numbers, Lark. A merry threesome is nice and cozy this time of the year.
    >When you're so bitter about someone you take pleasure in them getting delayed returning to their child.


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    I have 3million isk how can I help?
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    And her name was Limul Azgoden, a lowly peasant girl.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lana Torrin View Post
    I have 3million isk how can I help?
    I thought it was 7?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Larkonis Trassler View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by thebomby View Post
    I'm glad you got Colin and Craig's numbers, Lark. A merry threesome is nice and cozy this time of the year.
    >When you're so bitter about someone you take pleasure in them getting delayed returning to their child.
    Dawwwww

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    Quote Originally Posted by Corwyna View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Lana Torrin View Post
    I have 3million isk how can I help?
    I thought it was 7?
    Yeah but I haven't played for years so I probably dont have that much anymore.
    Quote Originally Posted by lubica
    And her name was Limul Azgoden, a lowly peasant girl.

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    Anyone who has actually met Lark in person would agree he is a top bloke.

    Doesn't change the fact that we are amused by the image of him sucking off a spotty train conductor to get a place on the last train.

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