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    Road Safety PSA [Thursday]

    My Sister's boyfriend pulled an Evil Sulu last night. Seriously people don't speed on motorcycles at night while drunk while in a hilly area.
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    In an amusing twist, our government may collapse because it transpires numerous elected parliamentarians may be ineligible to sit because they're violating the constitution. How are they violating the constitution? They're dual citizens who neglected to renounce their citizenship of the other country before standing for election. Has this already been in the news? Yes, of the original seven senators involved, five were removed.

    But now there's another - and probably more.

    The government (and to some extent the opposition as well) are resisting the call to audit all sitting parliamentarians for compliance and now "govt. sources" are telling news organizations the reason why is that it's because it'll force a snap election... never-mind the fact these slipshod fuckers are ineligible and breaking the law.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sparq View Post
    The government (and to a lesser the Opposition) are resisting the call to audit all sitting parliamentarians for compliance and now "govt. sources" are telling news organizations the reason why is that it's because it'll force a snap election... never-mind the fact these slipshod fuckers are ineligible and breaking the law.
    I don't see the problem. Your country was literally founded to house criminals.

    Working as intended.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Don Rumata View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Sparq View Post
    The government (and to a lesser the Opposition) are resisting the call to audit all sitting parliamentarians for compliance and now "govt. sources" are telling news organizations the reason why is that it's because it'll force a snap election... never-mind the fact these slipshod fuckers are ineligible and breaking the law.
    I don't see the problem. Your country was literally founded to house criminals.

    Working as intended.
    Yes but back then we had LAW ABIDING BRITISH MEN to RULE and WATCH OVER US also GOD SAVE THE QUEEN.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sparq View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sparq View Post
    The government (and to a lesser the Opposition) are resisting the call to audit all sitting parliamentarians for compliance and now "govt. sources" are telling news organizations the reason why is that it's because it'll force a snap election... never-mind the fact these slipshod fuckers are ineligible and breaking the law.
    I don't see the problem. Your country was literally founded to house criminals.

    Working as intended.
    Yes but back then we had LAW ABIDING BRITISH MEN to RULE and WATCH OVER US also GOD SAVE THE QUEEN.

    Restore the Empire!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sparq View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sparq View Post
    The government (and to a lesser the Opposition) are resisting the call to audit all sitting parliamentarians for compliance and now "govt. sources" are telling news organizations the reason why is that it's because it'll force a snap election... never-mind the fact these slipshod fuckers are ineligible and breaking the law.
    I don't see the problem. Your country was literally founded to house criminals.

    Working as intended.
    Yes but back then we had LAW ABIDING BRITISH MEN to RULE and WATCH OVER US also GOD SAVE THE QUEEN.
    Funnily enough this is why I was against the model proposed during the Republic Referendum while being a Republican - you need some third power who can dissolve Parliament when it starts acting unlawfully or unconstitutionally, because Parliament ain't gonna sack itself.

    Governor Gen. Cosgrove needs to stop getting fat and start suggesting that the Parliament get its shit in serious order.

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    I would have preferred if Derryn Hinch had been referred to the High Court and they ruled on his having a US social security card. When the Attorney-General advised his legitimacy under section 44 and Labor backed it that made me really suspicious that the Liberals have yet more skeletons in the constitutional closet and that maybe Labor wasn't as smart about the whole issue as it had convinced itself and is still trying to convince us.

    As much as I may personally dislike the chap and think he's an obvious candidate for being shown the door (having a US social security card seems like a pretty straightforward example of being "entitled to the rights or privileges of a subject or a citizen of a foreign power" - remembering he also tried to keep it secret until it was leaked) he's one of the few senior figures still calling for an independent audit of all parliamentarians over dual citizenship concerns. Perversely.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RazoR View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grendelfreak View Post
    My Sister's boyfriend pulled an Evil Sulu last night. Seriously people don't speed on motorcycles at night while drunk while in a hilly area.
    Always sad to hear. Hope she gets over her loss soon.

    But yeah ... don't do that.

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    man this batch of acid is STRONG

    gonna watch blade runner then gonna go watch blade runner

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grendelfreak View Post
    My Sister's boyfriend pulled an Evil Sulu last night. Seriously people don't speed on motorcycles at night while drunk while in a hilly area.
    he ded?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lief Siddhe View Post
    man this batch of acid is STRONG

    gonna watch blade runner then gonna go watch blade runner
    Sounds like a good night


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    Quote Originally Posted by Lief Siddhe View Post
    man this batch of acid is STRONG

    gonna watch blade runner then gonna go watch blade runner
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stoffl View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Lief Siddhe View Post
    man this batch of acid is STRONG

    gonna watch blade runner then gonna go watch blade runner
    Godspeed Psychonaut

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    also dont drive too fast mmmkay?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Omega Supreme View Post
    Finished one of this semester's college courses a full 5 weeks early, passed with an official A.

    Rest of courses well on track to being A as well. \o/
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    Quote Originally Posted by Keckers View Post
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    Finished one of this semester's college courses a full 5 weeks early, passed with an official A.

    Rest of courses well on track to being A as well. \o/
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