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    Quote Originally Posted by Smuggo View Post
    Lol work have had to cancel a $2m event for the hurricane and our MD is super mad about his lost profits.

    looooooool
    Tell him their lead singer turned out to be a pedo so its probably for the best if they were caught in the hurricane.

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    tell him their lead singer is a roidmonkey and conspired to have his own wife murdered

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    Irma comes first. Overstays her vacation visa, gets a cash job cleaning houses. Jose follows soon after, shacks up with Irma, hangs out by Home Depot looking for construction work but really just drinking and scaring away customers. 9 months later, little baby Katia is born, and a New American Family is formed, causing roughly the same damage to the country as three large hurricanes.


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    Smarnca you are one of the tards who doesnt believe in anthro-caused climate change right?

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    Except Irma is a German name, and Katia is a Russian name, so your little racist screed really doesn't work or make any sense.

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    Also it just doesn't really make any sense.



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    Why do Americans always make such a big deal about their natural disasters? It happens all over the world you know and I bet your media doesnt even mention stuff like that


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    Quote Originally Posted by Smarnca View Post
    Why do Americans always make such a big deal about their natural disasters? It happens all over the world you know and I bet your media doesnt even mention stuff like that
    It doesn't really happen in the same way in first world countries that actually take care of things though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Overspark View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Smarnca View Post
    Why do Americans always make such a big deal about their natural disasters? It happens all over the world you know and I bet your media doesnt even mention stuff like that
    It doesn't really happen in the same way in first world countries that actually take care of things though.
    Hard to have forest fires when you don't have any forests

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    Quote Originally Posted by I Legionnaire View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Overspark View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Smarnca View Post
    Why do Americans always make such a big deal about their natural disasters? It happens all over the world you know and I bet your media doesnt even mention stuff like that
    It doesn't really happen in the same way in first world countries that actually take care of things though.
    Hard to have forest fires when you don't have any forests
    Except we do? Not as large as in the US obviously, NL is much smaller.

    Forest fire is the one thing other first world countries do have actually. But flooding like Texas does... no.

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    Quote Originally Posted by I Legionnaire View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Overspark View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Smarnca View Post
    Why do Americans always make such a big deal about their natural disasters? It happens all over the world you know and I bet your media doesnt even mention stuff like that
    It doesn't really happen in the same way in first world countries that actually take care of things though.
    Hard to have forest fires when you don't have any forests
    I mean a lot of Croatia was on fire and nobody cared





    but hey THE MOON IS RED IN NY


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    Jesus christ is that real? What was the final damage?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lallante View Post
    Jesus christ is that real? What was the final damage?
    Firemen managed to stop it before it reached the city. Some houses in suburbs have burned down


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    No one cares because there's no roads in croatia

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smarnca View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by I Legionnaire View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Overspark View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Smarnca View Post
    Why do Americans always make such a big deal about their natural disasters? It happens all over the world you know and I bet your media doesnt even mention stuff like that
    It doesn't really happen in the same way in first world countries that actually take care of things though.
    Hard to have forest fires when you don't have any forests
    I mean a lot of Croatia was on fire and nobody cared





    but hey THE MOON IS RED IN NY
    It's because of American cultural imperialism.



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    Or it could be because most of the global media is anglo

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lallante View Post
    Or it could be because most of the global media is anglo
    That's what I said.



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    We were talking about first-world countries. I mean it's all good and well with Euros joking about not having floods, but they also don't have Hurricanes that raise sea-level by nine feet.

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