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    Quote Originally Posted by Candy Crush View Post
    Best part: it boosts sales



    Walmart
    They are probably gonna have a sales lull during the windy part tbf

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    I really hope the storm swings past Miami and hits Tampa bay/Boca Raton areas head on. That's where most of the fuckhead rednecks are. My town will take a beating too but that's ok its a literal blight on the earth with no redeeming qualities.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Approaching Walrus View Post
    I really hope the storm swings past Miami and hits Tampa bay/Boca Raton areas head on. That's where most of the fuckhead rednecks are. My town will take a beating too but that's ok its a literal blight on the earth with no redeeming qualities.
    Ocala?

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    Sorry not Boca Raton, Ft Meyers I mean. But yeah. Redneck Bays are well overdue for a thrashing.

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    This was from the latest European Model... storm track is south-to-north, with the eyewall sweeping the Miami metro area... direct hit lol.
    Last edited by Lachesis VII; September 7 2017 at 03:02:27 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Candy Crush View Post
    Best part: it boosts sales



    Walmart
    For a second I thought this was the "Every Market in every Communist Country" image thread.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dorvil Barranis View Post
    Florida man

    In before shelters collapse killing the people inside and saving the lives of hundreds of sex offenders..
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    And her name was Limul Azgoden, a lowly peasant girl.

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    What's that about earthquakes near yellowstone btw?

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    Minor geological disturbances.

    Anyway, Yellowstone pretty much isn't worth worrying about because when / if she blows we are all fucked.
    Last edited by Aea; September 7 2017 at 04:35:29 AM. Reason: I was misinformed

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    Not true. I mean we'd be short-term fucked from the ash, but Yellowstone isn't going to produce a flood basalt of any magnitude. It would be a shitty few years, but it wouldn't be a civilization ending event.

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    BTW there's also hurricane Katia hitting Mexico
    Actually an '06.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RazoR View Post
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    tough on crime! no way this backfires
    So is God...
    Let's wait on confirmation for hail of frogs before getting excited, shall we?
    Baseball sized hail in the meanwhile (Phly's a War Thunder streamer).

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    Puerto Rico status: muy jodió.

    este tipo aquí tiene unos cojones tio...

    Last edited by Approaching Walrus; September 7 2017 at 03:04:02 PM.

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    Baller plane!

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    Yeah it got out and clear after a mere 52 min turnaround in San Juan (including landing, taxi and takeoff)

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    Lol work have had to cancel a $2m event for the hurricane and our MD is super mad about his lost profits.

    looooooool



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    Ah the silver lining to the horrific death cloud.

    sent from your mum

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smuggo View Post
    Lol work have had to cancel a $2m event for the hurricane and our MD is super mad about his lost profits.

    looooooool
    Send him a christian email saying perhaps you could use the time that was to be dedicated to that event to do some charity work there to give back to this devastated community?

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    Tell him about the benefits of socialism m8

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