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    Wink You dont look too good on [Thursday] morning

    Boss noticed and warned me about looking too grim in front of the customers. Aparently I have to wear a fake smile like a retard all the time.

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    - Smarnca if not trolling , is a complete retard

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smarnca View Post
    Boss noticed and warned me about looking too grim in front of the customers. Aparently I have to wear a fake smile like a retard all the time.

    Smile for the customers!



    I'm off to a private consultant today for extra prodding and opinions. Exciting times.
    But THEN i'm off to a pretty decent Argentine steakhouse for dinner, so totally worth it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smarnca View Post
    I have to wear a fake smile like a retard all the time.
    Should come naturally.


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    Make him a brew and piss in it. Works wonders for your day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pesadelo View Post
    - Smarnca if not trolling , is a complete retard

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    In short, you're prime beta.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smarnca View Post
    Make up a personal tragedy and confront your boss with the devastating news. Watch the cunt squirm. Suddenly, smiling will be easy!
    My Attorney has advised me to remove my new signature until further notice...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Duckslayer View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Smarnca View Post
    Make up a personal tragedy and confront your boss with the devastating news. Watch the cunt squirm. Suddenly, smiling will be easy!
    Smarn's whole life is a personal tragedy.


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    Loading so fast ey?
    My Attorney has advised me to remove my new signature until further notice...

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    WHOOSH!


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    I've had a shower, and the sweat has returned.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elriche Oshego View Post
    I've had a shower, and the sweat has returned.
    You are the sweat?
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    - Smarnca if not trolling , is a complete retard

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    In short, you're prime beta.

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    UK is now in full EGG CRISIS!

    Egg shortages across the country, violence has broken out at farmers markets as Brits battle the death to obtain the precious eggs.


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    Egg salads and sandwiches are being withdrawn across the country. Millions of office workers rejoice that the cunt in cubicle 17 can't stink the office out with his nasty lunch for once. Next on the hitlist: microwave mackerel guy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saul View Post
    Egg salads and sandwiches are being withdrawn across the country. Millions of office workers rejoice that the cunt in cubicle 17 can't stink the office out with his nasty lunch for once. Next on the hitlist: microwave mackerel guy.
    It's u dutch that did this!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Smuggo View Post
    It's u dutch that did this!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saul View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Smuggo View Post
    It's u dutch that did this!!
    Contaminated Dutch eggs m8. There's 700,000 of them in the UK now.


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    Let's try this again:

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    It's u dutch that did this!!
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    i.e. I'm not Dutch you fucking dingleberry...

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    A good time to avoid the bargain basement food shops we seem to have an abundance of up North.... "but these sausages were only 1.99 for 28 of them so I bought 10 packs". Yeah fuck that noise my dear you eat the shit. I've considering going veggie to avoid the rancid crap she brings home sometimes. Not the fucking eggs too

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saul View Post
    Let's try this again:

    Quote Originally Posted by Smuggo View Post
    It's u dutch that did this!!
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    i.e. I'm not Dutch you fucking dingleberry...
    Oh I thought you were.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Smuggo View Post
    UK is now in full EGG CRISIS!

    Egg shortages across the country, violence has broken out at farmers markets as Brits battle the death to obtain the precious eggs.
    I like how the initial estimate from the Health department was 20 thousand eggs affected. Suddenly some actual scrutiny and BOOM 700,000. Grenfel mark 2 you mark my words. Egg deaths across the council estates of England. Lidl shareholders sleeping on beds of money. Sad to see. Really makes you think
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