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    [Sunday] Glass back.

    31 years old and lying on my living room floor unable to move edition.

    Halp.


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    You should get one of those OAP personal alarms that is linked to the contact details of a younger family member. My Granddad has one in case he falls out his chair or something.

    Gramps.
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    lol old people
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    - Smarnca if not trolling , is a complete retard

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    In short, you're prime beta.

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    Farting was a mistake.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Larkonis Trassler View Post
    Farting was a mistake.
    Are you now lying on the floor bathing in your own liquids?
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    - Smarnca if not trolling , is a complete retard

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    In short, you're prime beta.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smarnca View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Larkonis Trassler View Post
    Farting was a mistake.
    Are you now lying on the floor bathing in your own liquids?
    Fortunately no. It triggered an almighty back spasm but I was able to maintain control of my aphincter.


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    I stripped off the main engine to frame bolt on my motorbike yesterday while installing crash pads. Fortunately, my sphincter stayed close during the stripping. I did need a shit afterwards, however.
    Будь смиренным, будь кротким, не заботься о тленном
    Власти, данной Богом, сынок, будь навеки верным...
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    Just had an out of hours GP come out to see me. He gave me a diclofenac suppository. When I got up this morning didn't expect to get my butthole fingered by a South Asian chap.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Larkonis Trassler View Post
    Just had an out of hours GP come out to see me. He gave me a diclofenac suppository. When I got up this morning didn't expect to get my butthole fingered by a South Asian chap.
    All in the name of love, love.
    Будь смиренным, будь кротким, не заботься о тленном
    Власти, данной Богом, сынок, будь навеки верным...
    Я люблю Росcию, я - патриот

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    Tell me more about this prostate massage

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    Quote Originally Posted by spitroast View Post
    Tell me more about this prostate massage
    Something I didn't enjoy but others might.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Larkonis Trassler View Post
    Just had an out of hours GP come out to see me. He gave me a diclofenac suppository. When I got up this morning didn't expect to get my butthole fingered by a South Asian chap.
    Let's just be thankful for latex gloves and that you didn't get a bum full of residue from his delicately spiced South Asian cuisine, old chap...

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    I have had no internet since 9 AM, until 1 AM the next day. Fiber cable should be sheathed in high voltage to dissuade incompetence.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Larkonis Trassler View Post
    31 years old and lying on my living room floor unable to move edition.

    Halp.
    "Those who are skilled in combat do not become angered, those who are skilled at winning do not become afraid. Thus the wise win before they fight, while the ignorant fight to win." - Zhuge Liang


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    Damn Lark, hope you're feeling better. My father had some major back problems years ago and it was no joke.

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    So I picked up food poisoning or viral gastroenteritis. Went to emerg. as I hadn't been able to keep anything (food or water) for the morning.

    And my 3 weeks of vacation starts tomorrow. I'm going to waste my vacation recovering.

    God damn it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Larkonis Trassler View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Larkonis Trassler View Post
    Farting was a mistake.
    Are you now lying on the floor bathing in your own liquids?
    Fortunately no. It triggered an almighty back spasm but I was able to maintain control of my aphincter.
    That reminds me of the time I hurt myself standing up and sneezing at the same time. It pulled a back or other muscle that made it hurt to inhale, laugh, cough and of course sneeze for about two weeks. If I sneezed I was forced to take a knee for a minute or so until the debilitating pain went away.

    Good times.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sparq View Post
    I have had no internet since 9 AM, until 1 AM the next day. Fiber cable should be sheathed in high voltage to dissuade incompetence.
    No i don't want the sexual tension. Almost all of them.

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    Farting so hard it leaves you incapacitated on the floor, unable to get up unless an asian fingers you.
    Incredible.

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