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    a kabal of gypsies has appeared overnight on the football fields near me. About 10 caravans circled round like the wild west, and about 100 little kids. Expecting doorway canvassing and late night petty vandalism to increase massively. Anyone with a pedegree dog, best hide them. also, hide your vulnerable adult mental patients less they get slave laboured away.
    Racist prick
    Choosing to live in a caravan and act like a dickhead isn't a race m8...
    And even if it was, simple fact is that in the U.K. at least you can expect fucking carnage while there is a large group of "travellers" pitched nearby.

    Racist, perhaps. But it's still tru.

    In other news, 2 tonnes of stone moved. RIP my arms, and possibly heart.

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    Confirmed my artists pass tickets for kendal calling next week. No idea who is on or what itll be like but backstage access to idris elba? Im on it
    My Attorney has advised me to remove my new signature until further notice...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Duckslayer View Post
    Confirmed my artists pass tickets for kendal calling next week. No idea who is on or what itll be like but backstage access to idris elba? Im on it
    Don't leave the gaff alone with a load of knackers about mate

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    I should be home.now but I keep stopping to post. I'm in need of a mega poo. so much so that I'm tempted to leave slurry across one of these gardens and deal with the wiping later. gonna toss a coin

    phoneposting

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    Quote Originally Posted by 56k Lagman View Post
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    Confirmed my artists pass tickets for kendal calling next week. No idea who is on or what itll be like but backstage access to idris elba? Im on it
    Don't leave the gaff alone with a load of knackers about mate
    ill firebomb them out before i go just to make sure.
    My Attorney has advised me to remove my new signature until further notice...

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    New headset tested out and it's mint! I'm gonna celebrate with a pizza.

    The quality of the sound is amazing compared to the old one.

    Is Kingston HyperX Cloud 2 worth a buy? I'd say yes
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    - Smarnca if not trolling , is a complete retard

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    In short, you're prime beta.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smarnca View Post
    New headset tested out and it's mint! I'm gonna celebrate with a pizza.

    The quality of the sound is amazing compared to the old one.

    Is Kingston HyperX Cloud 2 worth a buy? I'd say yes
    Is it described as a "gaming" headset? Than its not worth it
    My Attorney has advised me to remove my new signature until further notice...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smarnca View Post
    New headset tested out and it's mint! I'm gonna celebrate with a pizza.

    The quality of the sound is amazing compared to the old one.

    Is Kingston HyperX Cloud 2 worth a buy? I'd say yes
    HyperX is marketing jargon for "overpriced". Just like all "gaming brands".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Duckslayer View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Smarnca View Post
    New headset tested out and it's mint! I'm gonna celebrate with a pizza.

    The quality of the sound is amazing compared to the old one.

    Is Kingston HyperX Cloud 2 worth a buy? I'd say yes
    Is it described as a "gaming" headset? Than its not worth it
    fug

    https://www.amazon.com/HyperX-Cloud-.../dp/B00SAYCVTQ

    It's great m8
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    - Smarnca if not trolling , is a complete retard

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    In short, you're prime beta.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smarnca View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smarnca View Post
    New headset tested out and it's mint! I'm gonna celebrate with a pizza.

    The quality of the sound is amazing compared to the old one.

    Is Kingston HyperX Cloud 2 worth a buy? I'd say yes
    Is it described as a "gaming" headset? Than its not worth it
    fug

    https://www.amazon.com/HyperX-Cloud-.../dp/B00SAYCVTQ

    It's great m8
    Tbh joking aside, if the quality is perfect for you and the price was ok then it was a good buy. Nice one

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alex Caine View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Smarnca View Post
    New headset tested out and it's mint! I'm gonna celebrate with a pizza.

    The quality of the sound is amazing compared to the old one.

    Is Kingston HyperX Cloud 2 worth a buy? I'd say yes
    HyperX is marketing jargon for "overpriced". Just like all "gaming brands".
    i only picked HyperX SSD's because they match the red/black theme i have going on inside the case.

    not bad SSD's though.
    Viking, n.:
    1. Daring Scandinavian seafarers, explorers, adventurers, entrepreneurs world-famous for their aggressive, nautical import business, highly leveraged takeovers and blue eyes.
    2. Bloodthirsty sea pirates who ravaged northern Europe beginning in the 9th century.

    Hagar's note: The first definition is much preferred; the second is used only by malcontents, the envious, and disgruntled owners of waterfront property.

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    Celebrating consumerism with more consumerism, when will you sheep learn

    Quote Originally Posted by Duckslayer View Post
    I should be home.now but I keep stopping to post. I'm in need of a mega poo. so much so that I'm tempted to leave slurry across one of these gardens and deal with the wiping later. gonna toss a coin

    phoneposting

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    Quote Originally Posted by 56k Lagman View Post
    Celebrating consumerism with more consumerism, when will you sheep learn
    When I run out of things to buy, and maybe not even then. I CONSUME, THEREFORE I AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smarnca View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Duckslayer View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Smarnca View Post
    New headset tested out and it's mint! I'm gonna celebrate with a pizza.

    The quality of the sound is amazing compared to the old one.

    Is Kingston HyperX Cloud 2 worth a buy? I'd say yes
    Is it described as a "gaming" headset? Than its not worth it
    fug

    https://www.amazon.com/HyperX-Cloud-.../dp/B00SAYCVTQ

    It's great m8
    Even throws in "Cloud" as well for some extra buzzword points.

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    They saw Smarnca coming.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smuggo View Post
    They saw Smarnca coming.
    I dont really fall for fancy names and shit
    I really needed a new headset
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    - Smarnca if not trolling , is a complete retard

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    In short, you're prime beta.

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    So with 4 hours of sleep, I was staggering outside with my dog to take her around the block before my meeting with the accountant. I have this old neighbor with leukemia, and I see his sister outside the house, trying to make a call, but can't get her phone to work. I let her use my phone to call hospice, because old dude has fallen over. I offer to come and help him back in to bed, but after getting him out of the chair he collapsed in, I realize that he is dead. She was kind of relieved because I guess he had been suffering pretty badly, and they knew he wasn't long for the world. My GF comes over to tag team hanging out with the sister while she waits for the hospice, so I can get to my meeting and to work.

    RIP talkative hoarder neighbor dude, glad you are out of pain.

    (Just in case Monday wasn't enough of a downer for you)
    "Those who are skilled in combat do not become angered, those who are skilled at winning do not become afraid. Thus the wise win before they fight, while the ignorant fight to win." - Zhuge Liang


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    dead neighbors when will they ever learn. Good to know the family were more relieved than anything else

    Quote Originally Posted by Duckslayer View Post
    I should be home.now but I keep stopping to post. I'm in need of a mega poo. so much so that I'm tempted to leave slurry across one of these gardens and deal with the wiping later. gonna toss a coin

    phoneposting

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dorvil Barranis View Post
    So with 4 hours of sleep, I was staggering outside with my dog to take her around the block before my meeting with the accountant. I have this old neighbor with leukemia, and I see his sister outside the house, trying to make a call, but can't get her phone to work. I let her use my phone to call hospice, because old dude has fallen over. I offer to come and help him back in to bed, but after getting him out of the chair he collapsed in, I realize that he is dead. She was kind of relieved because I guess he had been suffering pretty badly, and they knew he wasn't long for the world. My GF comes over to tag team hanging out with the sister while she waits for the hospice, so I can get to my meeting and to work.

    RIP talkative hoarder neighbor dude, glad you are out of pain.

    (Just in case Monday wasn't enough of a downer for you)
    meh

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    Quote Originally Posted by Duckslayer View Post
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    a kabal of gypsies has appeared overnight on the football fields near me. About 10 caravans circled round like the wild west, and about 100 little kids. Expecting doorway canvassing and late night petty vandalism to increase massively. Anyone with a pedegree dog, best hide them. also, hide your vulnerable adult mental patients less they get slave laboured away.
    Racist prick
    didn't know you liked gypsies mate.

    phoneposting
    Well they're Slavs...

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    I went outside today for a few minutes and didn't get sunstroke.

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