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    Quote Originally Posted by walrus View Post
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    Also:
    Seems like a fun, safe pastime for the whole family!
    Fuck, i thought i was joking

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    Pastry.. That the best you can do?
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    M8, i have discussions that spam multiple accounts, you aren't even on my level

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    Dog's got diarrhoea. Dog has long hair. Not what I wanted to be dealing with today.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lancehot View Post
    Dog's got diarrhoea. Dog has long hair. Not what I wanted to be dealing with today.
    Ah I know the old cutting a matted mess of poo out of my dog's hair feeling...

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    Spontanously decided late yesterday evening that I needed some catharsis via dnb: had a couple of n1 hours again Club was comparatively sparsely populated, which resulted in a very relaxed environment and ample room for everyone to dance

    Breakfast today first consisted of Ham & Eggs (2) only to be followed by 2x Ham & Brie melts because it was still hungry. Om NOM

    I feel fucking great
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    Quote Originally Posted by FatFreddy View Post
    Spontanously decided late yesterday evening that I needed some catharsis via dnb: had a couple of n1 hours again Club was comparatively sparsely populated, which resulted in a very relaxed environment and ample room for everyone to dance

    Breakfast today first consisted of Ham & Eggs (2) only to be followed by 2x Ham & Brie melts because it was still hungry. Om NOM

    I feel fucking great
    Hey Freddy, Tonight on Bassdrive (http://www.bassdrive.com) between 9PM AND 11PM GMT

    Andy (Handy) is going to broadcast right from my mates 30th party, of which I, my brother and my gf will be there.




    S'gunna be FUCKING SICK BOYS

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    Sounds nice, but I'll be lounging around at a mates' gallery by then ^^
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    Quote Originally Posted by FatFreddy View Post
    Sounds nice, but I'll be lounging around at a mates' gallery by then ^^
    U come out yet or still seeing him on the sly?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sp4m View Post
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    Sounds nice, but I'll be lounging around at a mates' gallery by then ^^
    U come out yet or still seeing him on the sly?


    I have more than one mate, mate.

    In all seriousness though; I recently went out with both my new partyfriend and his (ex)man; had a slightly crazy but overall good evening and the jealousy drama because of me should hopefully be over now...because LOL what a waste of time; he should at least be jealous at an actual homosexual rather than me ^^

    There are now also pics of me carrying his gay little chihuahua around (the poor little thing was freezing, so I ended up stuffing it into my vest. Wish I had a pic of that )

    And btw., I think my previously non-existent gaydar might slightly get honed due to all the escapades: There was more than one sister on the dancefloor yesterday; longing looks included
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    Quote Originally Posted by FatFreddy View Post
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    Sounds nice, but I'll be lounging around at a mates' gallery by then ^^
    U come out yet or still seeing him on the sly?


    I have more than one mate, mate.

    In all seriousness though; I recently went out with both my new partyfriend and his (ex)man; had a slightly crazy but overall good evening and the jealousy drama because of me should hopefully be over now...because LOL what a waste of time; he should at least be jealous at an actual homosexual rather than me ^^

    There are now also pics of me carrying his gay little chihuahua around (the poor little thing was freezing, so I ended up stuffing it into my vest. Wish I had a pic of that )

    And btw., I think my previously non-existent gaydar might slightly get honed due to all the escapades: There was more than one sister on the dancefloor yesterday; longing looks included


    mate. You need the gaydar yes, but you also need to get the fashion sense, attention to detail and the subtle ques women give that only gay men seem to be able to get (Read, you can learn this too)

    just dont become a massive bitch, or the type of guy girls assume is gay.

    retain manliness, expand skillset to include homo-style.

    thats the goal.

    worked for me, i talk a lot of shit but im very good with women now (not good at long term but thats just me) and i am more confident in all sitautions as a result.

    especially the dress sense, watch sense, how to do hair, and how to get a women to come home with you without having to get her drunk first (more of a challenge in uk, need to find a sober woman first)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sp4m View Post
    how to get a women to come home with you without having to get her drunk first (more of a challenge in uk, need to find a sober woman first)
    never been my style; rather puts me off.

    but you also need to get the fashion sense, attention to detail and the subtle ques women give that only gay men seem to be able to get (Read, you can learn this too)
    I can read them just fine. I'm just super shy when it comes to women (but the times of my crippling social anxiety indeed seem to have passed; last few months been absolutely baller)


    but you also need to get the fashion sense, attention to detail
    I got a solid, ruthless (in part jokingly) critique of my room and my outfits. Never before has my ego been so devastated

    (his less overly flamboyant friend also didn't share his opinion.)

    But I think its time to cut down on the gay tourism a bit; the attention is nice and all but I can get just a tad taxing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sp4m View Post
    Are all those people dead?
    This articel says 'yes but one'.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...mpetition.html

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    Are all those people dead?
    This articel says 'yes but one'.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...mpetition.html
    That is utterly horrifying.

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    Fucking hell


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    Quote Originally Posted by Rodj Blake View Post
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    Are all those people dead?
    This articel says 'yes but one'.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...mpetition.html
    That is utterly horrifying.
    The only man still alive is Arthur Della Maddalena, who as fate would have it won the contest on the day.



    See, the rest should have just shoveled harder.

    Also another tick in the "survival of the fittest" box.

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    Australia, where even the ground is trying to kill you.

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