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    Movember 2012 Elriche Oshego's Avatar
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    Cullneshi the god of shitposting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fortior View Post
    Amazing scenes took place today at home.

    Take a shit, much more and much more dense than usual.

    After the requisite paper work, proceed to flush.

    Watch with much trepidation at the rising water level.

    Exhale in deep relief as the pressure forces the shit down the train.

    Sigh in contentment at a good and proper shit.
    Did you you evacuate the train before jamming it with your mighty cabinwrecker of a turd?

    Imaginative scenes

    Sitting there in your seat on morning commute, looking out the window, watching the scenery go by.
    Suddenly pitch black. Gasping, clenching, sounds from outside. Metal screeching. A foul stench starts to creep into the cabin. And then BAMMMM a godzilla sized log bursts through the back of the train ripping the door out of its arches. Panic, screams, people clawing and climbing over each other to get to the other side. The last thing you hear is your body, bones and organs getting crushed by this giant type 2 on the Bristol stool chart coming at you at maximum bowl evacuation speed.

    Rip in shit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elriche Oshego View Post
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    stealing

    even if out of context

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    Quote Originally Posted by cullnean View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Fortior View Post
    Amazing scenes took place today at home.

    Take a shit, much more and much more dense than usual.

    After the requisite paper work, proceed to flush.

    Watch with much trepidation at the rising water level.

    Exhale in deep relief as the pressure forces the shit down the train.

    Sigh in contentment at a good and proper shit.
    i ate tons of asian food over the week of the wife's birthday, when movements finally arrived it was like the birth of a new chaos god
    Nothing beats a mighty Chinese food and rice monster bowl movement.


    Small - and yet a surprising amount of storage
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    Movember 2012 Elriche Oshego's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stoffl View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by cullnean View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Fortior View Post
    Amazing scenes took place today at home.

    Take a shit, much more and much more dense than usual.

    After the requisite paper work, proceed to flush.

    Watch with much trepidation at the rising water level.

    Exhale in deep relief as the pressure forces the shit down the train.

    Sigh in contentment at a good and proper shit.
    i ate tons of asian food over the week of the wife's birthday, when movements finally arrived it was like the birth of a new chaos god
    Nothing beats a mighty Chinese food and rice monster bowl movement.


    Small - and yet a surprising amount of storage
    A good northern curry noodle dump.

    Majestic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elriche Oshego View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by cullnean View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Fortior View Post
    Amazing scenes took place today at home.

    Take a shit, much more and much more dense than usual.

    After the requisite paper work, proceed to flush.

    Watch with much trepidation at the rising water level.

    Exhale in deep relief as the pressure forces the shit down the train.

    Sigh in contentment at a good and proper shit.
    i ate tons of asian food over the week of the wife's birthday, when movements finally arrived it was like the birth of a new chaos god
    Nothing beats a mighty Chinese food and rice monster bowl movement.


    Small - and yet a surprising amount of storage
    A good northern curry noodle dump.

    Majestic.

    Sent from my SGH-I747M using Tapatalk
    beef chow mein curry sauce and pork balls

    guaranteed pan cracker
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    anything soviet is of evil

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stoffl View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by cullnean View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Fortior View Post
    Amazing scenes took place today at home.

    Take a shit, much more and much more dense than usual.

    After the requisite paper work, proceed to flush.

    Watch with much trepidation at the rising water level.

    Exhale in deep relief as the pressure forces the shit down the train.

    Sigh in contentment at a good and proper shit.
    i ate tons of asian food over the week of the wife's birthday, when movements finally arrived it was like the birth of a new chaos god
    Nothing beats a mighty Chinese food and rice monster bowl movement.


    Small - and yet a surprising amount of storage
    airplane food. i managed to clog a toilet after being on a flight for 12h.


    

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    guinness poo with a backup of 1am cheesy chips

    i am become god, destroyer of armitage shanks

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    it's snowing

    of course it is

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    No snow here just good old familiar rain.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stoffl View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Fortior View Post
    Amazing scenes took place today at home.

    Take a shit, much more and much more dense than usual.

    After the requisite paper work, proceed to flush.

    Watch with much trepidation at the rising water level.

    Exhale in deep relief as the pressure forces the shit down the train.

    Sigh in contentment at a good and proper shit.
    Did you you evacuate the train before jamming it with your mighty cabinwrecker of a turd?

    Imaginative scenes

    Sitting there in your seat on morning commute, looking out the window, watching the scenery go by.
    Suddenly pitch black. Gasping, clenching, sounds from outside. Metal screeching. A foul stench starts to creep into the cabin. And then BAMMMM a godzilla sized log bursts through the back of the train ripping the door out of its arches. Panic, screams, people clawing and climbing over each other to get to the other side. The last thing you hear is your body, bones and organs getting crushed by this giant type 2 on the Bristol stool chart coming at you at maximum bowl evacuation speed.

    Rip in shit
    Real men pvp in barges.

    Quote Originally Posted by Amantus View Post
    good to see that Fortior seems like a decent bloke and isn't a gay fat faggot nerd despite his pony avatar

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