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    Applying discipline to a toddler...

    So... Mini Lark isn't far off his first birthday and he's been acting up a fair bit in recent weeks. I've been contemplating surprising him with this on his birthday...

    But given the 'politically correct' attitudes which are prevelant these days I don't think it would go down too well.

    Nor do I think he's quite of an age where he'd understand a slight tap on the wrist.

    There is, however, a soft toy that was gifted to him this easter which makes a noise which he doesn't like. At all. Instead of setting physical boundaries should this toy (or more so the noise it makes) be used to restrict his movements?


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    Dont hit him on the face but that ass is all game man. I've felt the belt a couple of times and I came out fine
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    Have you tried pissing on him?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Larkonis Trassler View Post
    Instead of setting physical boundaries should this toy (or more so the noise it makes) be used to restrict his movements?
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    Pastry.. That the best you can do?
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    M8, i have discussions that spam multiple accounts, you aren't even on my level

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    Quote Originally Posted by teds :D View Post
    Have you tried pissing on him?

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    Quote Originally Posted by teds :D View Post
    Have you tried pissing on him?
    asserting dominance as the alpha, bold move
    "Holy shit, I ask you to stop being autistic and you debate what autistic is." - spasm
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    WTF I hate white people now...

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    Quote Originally Posted by FatFreddy View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Larkonis Trassler View Post
    Instead of setting physical boundaries should this toy (or more so the noise it makes) be used to restrict his movements?
    Why is this woman trying (and failing) to use her children as flails?


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    Those are leashes. And as all things on leashes do, they try to go in opposite directions.
    "Holy shit, I ask you to stop being autistic and you debate what autistic is." - spasm
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smarnca View Post
    Dont hit him on the face but that ass is all game man. I've felt the belt a couple of times and I came out fine
    No, dont do that. Hitting your kid in any way is a bad thing, its easy enough to punish them in ways that doesnt leave problems. And physical violence always does, even if you arent aware of it right now.
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    I see you have read nietzsche's little known work "beyond boobs and butts".

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    Make him watch anime so he turns out right proper

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    Send it to a military boarding school

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    Quote Originally Posted by Approaching Walrus View Post
    Send it to a military boarding school
    That only works if his name starts with an F, and even then he might run off to Alaska.
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    Wait he's only 1 year old? Yeah dont beat him
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    In short, you're prime beta.

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    Poppy seed pacifier m8


    Whisky is more common round your parts but with his genetic predisposition for alcoholism probably not a good idea to start that early.
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    You need to use psychology to terrify him into submission.


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    waterboarding

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    Quote Originally Posted by Approaching Walrus View Post
    Send it to a military boarding school
    I went to one of those. Don't do that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smarnca View Post
    Wait he's only 1 year old? Yeah dont beat him
    Age has nothing to do with that, dont beat children - the end!
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    If you haven't learned how to use your voice to slap someone, then your man-game is weak.

    I can reprimand my son harder than any smacked bum, with a single word.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicholai Pestot View Post
    If you haven't learned how to use your voice to slap someone, then your man-game is weak.

    I can reprimand my son harder than any smacked bum, with a single word.
    'bringthepaddle'

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