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    [THURSDAY] Wanking at the window

    So... about 2 months before Mini Lark was born I moved in with the ladyfriend in order to support her and whatnot. Left my house in a reasonable shape (not really reasonably enough to sell on, cheap enough to 'maintain', waiting for the market to pick up a bit plus it's useful to have another post base). Still pop along every few weeks for post and what not.

    Went along a few weeks ago. Got a shout from the upper story window of the Housing Associate property across the street (clearly new 'tennants').

    'Hey! Do you own that house?' says the prole
    'Yes.' says I
    'I've seen you at the window!'
    'Excuse me?' I don't know what's going on.
    'Aye' pipes in his friend who also looks to be affected by fetal alcohol syndrome. 'I've seen you wanking at the window!'
    'Eh!' a woman comes into view. 'You're going to jail! You're a wrong 'un!'

    Cut to today, swung round to pick up my post, found this posted through the door...



    Sammy the dirty dog.
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    Avatar checks out, "Sammy".

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    Cheeky little bint.

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    I can't read that shit. Is it written in chav?

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    Why are you wanking by the window Lark? Can't you at least draw the curtains.

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    Picturing lots of used tissues on the window sill....

    Is this you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aea View Post
    I can't read that shit. Is it written in chav?
    What the fuck is wrong with you Americans? Are you not taught joined up writing any more?

    Hi there,
    Well what can I saw, I knew yous were in there
    I'm SAMMY horny as fuck

    just (wanking/watching) a (few/view) of yous at the window for ourselves

    Just good fun. Show me tits + pussy make me hard
    Upto you

    SAMMY
    For the record I haven't had a wank in that house for more than a year and I certainly didn't pull my pudding at the window.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aea View Post
    I can't read that shit. Is it written in chav?
    "Hi there

    Well what can I say. I (?) knew you (yous?) were in there.

    Im SAMMY. [not sure on the following: h??y as h???] 'horny as hell'?
    just wanking a few of you(rs?)
    at the window for ourselves
    Just good fun
    Show me tits + pussy make me hard

    Upto you

    SAMMY"


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    Quote Originally Posted by Larkonis Trassler View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Aea View Post
    I can't read that shit. Is it written in chav?
    What the fuck is wrong with you Americans? Are you not taught joined up writing any more?
    they actually are not and haven't been for a long time taught writing cursive in school anymore as a general part of education and it continually baffles me
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    Also I do indeed just have to

    Quote Originally Posted by Larkonis Trassler View Post

    'Hey! Do you own that house?' says the prole
    'Yes.' says I
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    Pastry.. That the best you can do?
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    Quote Originally Posted by FatFreddy View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Larkonis Trassler View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Aea View Post
    I can't read that shit. Is it written in chav?
    What the fuck is wrong with you Americans? Are you not taught joined up writing any more?
    they actually are not and haven't been for a long time taught writing cursive in school anymore as a general part of education and it continually baffles me
    Wait....

    Really?

    I donut believe

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    Quote Originally Posted by FatFreddy View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Larkonis Trassler View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Aea View Post
    I can't read that shit. Is it written in chav?
    What the fuck is wrong with you Americans? Are you not taught joined up writing any more?
    they actually are not and haven't been for a long time taught writing cursive in school anymore as a general part of education and it continually baffles me
    Not an oldfag like y'all but I was still taught it. That's just illegible as fuck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elriche Oshego View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by FatFreddy View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Larkonis Trassler View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Aea View Post
    I can't read that shit. Is it written in chav?
    What the fuck is wrong with you Americans? Are you not taught joined up writing any more?
    they actually are not and haven't been for a long time taught writing cursive in school anymore as a general part of education and it continually baffles me
    Wait....

    Really?

    I donut believe
    idk man just google shit and stuff yknow for example:

    Is cursive handwriting slowly dying out in America?


    BY April Brown April 24, 2014 at 10:59 AM EDT


    [...]
    Many elementary schools across the United States have dropped cursive instruction altogether as increased testing, the implementation of Common Core State Standards and computers in the classroom take more time and resources. (The NewsHour will be airing a report on this soon)

    Forty-five states and the District of Columbia use the Common Core’s English Language Arts standards. But a few states (California, Idaho, Kansas, Massachusetts, North Carolina, South Carolina and Tennessee among them) have recently moved to make cursive mandatory.

    North Carolina passed a “Back to Basics” law last year which mandated cursive (and multiplication tables) be taught.
    http://www.pbs.org/newshour/updates/...dying-america/
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    To be fair what purpose does cursive have? 99% of modern communication is digital or printed. The other 1% is better written in print for clarity.

    And of course any technical profession requires print, unless you're a doctor. But I'm pretty sure those are scribbles.

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    African Americans struggle with cursive far more than Colonial Americans so it was dropped during the implementation of common core.
    #themoreyouknow
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    I googled "why is Freddy being pissy?"

    It came up with the treaty of Trianon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aea View Post
    To be fair what purpose does cursive have? 99% of modern communication is digital or printed. The other 1% is better written in print for clarity.

    And of course any technical profession requires print, unless you're a doctor. But I'm pretty sure those are scribbles.
    dear fucking GOD I am triggered right now

    edit: like actually bothered IRL like NNNJJJJNNNNNN

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elriche Oshego View Post
    I googled "why is Freddy being pissy?"

    It came up with the treaty of Trianon.
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    Pastry.. That the best you can do?
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    M8, i have discussions that spam multiple accounts, you aren't even on my level

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    Least we know why Americans thought trump was a good idea.. None of the fuckers can read.
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    Tfw a left handed deviant. Biased binders and ink renders cursive illegible in any case. Fucking smudges. Contorting around the chalkboard like a possessed child in an attempt to write something legible in front of the class for the 6th time.

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