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  • Jesus is in my heart. I would vote for him

    12 32.43%
  • Jesus is a twat. Not getting my vote

    8 21.62%
  • Floating voter. I would require further policy details before committing

    22 59.46%
  • Obligatory OP is a Faggot

    20 54.05%
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Thread: Would you vote for Jesus?

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    Would you vote for Jesus?

    So i was looking for my old pizza photos and came across an electoral leaflet from last general election that was posted through my door.









    So FHC. Is Jesus a convincing politician? Would he get your vote? Ignore the assumption Jesus has made by ticking his own box before even delivering it please. Discuss..


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    Biblical or Supply-Side?

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    I won't, but I can: http://www.jezusleeft.nl/ , Jezus leeft (Jezus is alive) is one of the political parties tomorrow in the Dutch elections.
    WOT & WT: Kyril

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aea View Post
    Biblical or Supply-Side?
    I always assumed Biblical but it is hard to tell which one this is though from the leaflet
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    vote Yeezus, he's a god says so right down there




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    Quote Originally Posted by Mi Lai View Post
    I won't, but I can: http://www.jezusleeft.nl/ , Jezus leeft (Jezus is alive) is one of the political parties tomorrow in the Dutch elections.
    Do it faggot.

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    Nobody mess with the Jesus.

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    This imo shows just what is wrong with politics atm. Its no longer about the actual policies and what they want to do or change. Its all about personalities. You vote for a person nowadays, not for what they stand for. And if you want to discredit another party you attack the person, not the policies.

    its disgusting.



    That jesus is the head of that hypothetical party shouldnt matter, what that parties policies are is what should.
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    I see you have read nietzsche's little known work "beyond boobs and butts".

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    hobbit feet

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    Quote Originally Posted by Approaching Walrus View Post
    He can do everything. Gets my vote
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    Last edited by Elriche Oshego; March 15 2017 at 01:07:25 AM.

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    Jesus has just as much of a shot at this as Jorge.

    Trump may stop his run, but that man is the best goddamn burrito texhnician this side of Chula Vista.

    Praise Jesus.

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    Everyone votes for Jesus in the end.
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    And her name was Limul Azgoden, a lowly peasant girl.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lana Torrin View Post
    Everyone votes for Jesus in the end.
    "Here, have an apple. I'd like to introduce you to a little concept that I call Sin."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kai View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Lana Torrin View Post
    Everyone votes for Jesus in the end.
    "Here, have an apple. I'd like to introduce you to a little concept that I call Sin."
    I would like to back out of this troll right now as I feel its only going to end up badly. Sorry for any inconvenience.
    Quote Originally Posted by lubica
    And her name was Limul Azgoden, a lowly peasant girl.

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    fruit

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    i'd vote for stalin

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    Quote Originally Posted by RazoR View Post
    i'd vote for stalin
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