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    [Tuesday] Muff Muffs

    Since nobody else wants to do it and we're basically an aggregator for reddit and imgur anyway, I present you an early candidate for thread of the year: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/c...t_if_a_vagina/


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    What worries me is the underpinning mechanic, like, if there's a whistle then there's a gas escaping. What are the properties of that gas?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sparq View Post
    What worries me is the underpinning mechanic, like, if there's a whistle then there's a gas escaping. What are the properties of that gas?
    Clearly women would breath in more than out until some sort of bladder was full at which point they would breath normally. The gas would just be air, but to get it to whistle I'm guessing it would need to be heated? Possibly by the arousal?

    All im guessing is that the man parts would need to be heat protected some how so they didn't get burnt..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lana Torrin View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Sparq View Post
    What worries me is the underpinning mechanic, like, if there's a whistle then there's a gas escaping. What are the properties of that gas?
    Clearly women would breath in more than out until some sort of bladder was full at which point they would breath normally. The gas would just be air, but to get it to whistle I'm guessing it would need to be heated? Possibly by the arousal?

    All im guessing is that the man parts would need to be heat protected some how so they didn't get burnt..


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    In what world do teapots whistle? Kettles, sure, I've heard of that, but teapots?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ctrlchris View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Lana Torrin View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Sparq View Post
    What worries me is the underpinning mechanic, like, if there's a whistle then there's a gas escaping. What are the properties of that gas?
    Clearly women would breath in more than out until some sort of bladder was full at which point they would breath normally. The gas would just be air, but to get it to whistle I'm guessing it would need to be heated? Possibly by the arousal?

    All im guessing is that the man parts would need to be heat protected some how so they didn't get burnt..
    and a lucrative market in lubricating coolants emerges

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aea View Post
    Since nobody else wants to do it and we're basically an aggregator for reddit and imgur anyway, I present you an early candidate for thread of the year: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/c...t_if_a_vagina/

    Counter-offer, some YT personality (gamer I think) blew himself up with some racist rant on another channel or something. Synopsis of his comments.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Malcanis View Post
    In what world do teapots whistle? Kettles, sure, I've heard of that, but teapots?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Duckslayer View Post
    Oh thought id mention, worked today and met a total fat nerd irl. What gave it away was he had a room with 6 screens and posters of Warhammer maps everywhere. And that he was only a trilby short of full fat nerd meme scenes. Even rocked a black tshirt. Turns out he is bigly into dwarf fortress, and likes indie trading card games or some shit.
    Just an odd observance. FHC i assume has a higher percentage of such fatnerders than average, but i think this might be the first one ive come across in years irl.

    Makes you think. IRL
    You finally met Smuggo?
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    Quote Originally Posted by cullnean View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by cullnean View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Duckslayer View Post
    Oh thought id mention, worked today and met a total fat nerd irl. What gave it away was he had a room with 6 screens and posters of Warhammer maps everywhere. And that he was only a trilby short of full fat nerd meme scenes. Even rocked a black tshirt. Turns out he is bigly into dwarf fortress, and likes indie trading card games or some shit.
    Just an odd observance. FHC i assume has a higher percentage of such fatnerders than average, but i think this might be the first one ive come across in years irl.

    Makes you think. IRL
    You finally met Smuggo?
    I haven't played Warhammer in years and do not own a trilby or play dwarf fortress actually.

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