Pizza fight club

[FatFreddy]

Is there a tl;dr option for this? cos fuck the last time i saw this it only had 6~ pages

If you eat pineapple on your pizza, you are either wrong or right, depending on who you talk to.

You're wrong

no its clearly right.

Confirming right.

Conforming pineapple on pizza = alt right, and thats where everyone who puts fruity shit on their superheated doughfrisbee* of glory rightfully belongs


*note that frisbee implies a roundness of a certain kind which already excludes a significant proportion of murican "pizza" which is obviously intended.

[Smarnca]

IT'S A FRUIT

[Elriche Oshego]

1488 heil pineapple

Gas the vegetables! Botany war now!

[cullnean]

IT'S A FRUIT

You are a fruit!

[tighten]

Dough bois

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[Elriche Oshego]

Dough bois

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U fuckin wat?

[Smarnca]

IT'S A FRUIT

You are a fruit!

not yet

[Elriche Oshego]

Alright. The experiment is back on.

Donair pizza with tartar sauce.

Prelude to experiment. Loosening up the taste buds. Cyka blyad!

  Spoiler:

[erichkknaar]

IT'S A FRUIT

So is tomato.

Checkmate.

[tighten]

Dough bois

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U fuckin wat?

You fucking what bruh
M8
Fruit with or without dough is a supa srs
Topic but is pizza, pizza without doh,
Cos "cheap" Turkish bread fucking thin crust pizza these days doesn't even look like pizza dough

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[Smarnca]

Ananas on a pizza is probably cancerous

[erichkknaar]

Ananas on a pizza is probably cancerous

You haven't lived until you've had a biltong 'n piesang pizza ouboet. I've been saving the secret weapon, but now it is revealed. Best perpetrated by Action Pizza on the confluence of Point Road and West Street in Durban.

[Elriche Oshego]

I'm really confused right now. This is disturbing and uncomfortable.

Two reasons:
1) A donair pizza with fresh ingredients? Fresh spinach? Fresh tzaziki sauce? Ok mate I'll take it.
2) Tartar sauce on pizza (used sparingly) is not so bad

On the crust with donair 'meat' is tasty

[erichkknaar]

I'm really confused right now. This is disturbing and uncomfortable.

Two reasons:
1) A donair pizza with fresh ingredients? Fresh spinach? Fresh tzaziki sauce? Ok mate I'll take it.
2) Tartar sauce on pizza (used sparingly) is not so bad

On the crust with donair 'meat' is tasty

Goddamn it, you guys are going to make me try tartar sauce with pizza...

A+ kebab pizza.

[Elriche Oshego]

I am so confused by food today

I was not expecting a donair pizza with fresh ingredients. Why does it taste good? WHAT DID YOU DO IRANIAN DELIVERY DRIVER GUY? WHY DID YOU SMELL LIKE THE GANJ?

[erichkknaar]

WHY DID YOU SMELL LIKE THE GANJ?

This one is easy...

[Elriche Oshego]

[erichkknaar]

Somebody rep this man.

[Zeekar]

Hah told you so.

[Frug]

IT'S A FRUIT

So is tomato.

Checkmate.

pwnt.