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  • None. Like alternative medicine and alternative fact, a conspiracy theory that is true is contradiction in terms.

    4 6.90%
  • JEWS DID 9/11! JEWS DID 9/11! JEWS DID 9/11! JEWS DID 9/11! JEWS DID 9/11! JEWS DID 9/11!

    6 10.34%
  • None. I believe everything the establishment tells me to believe ~{}~BBiswatchingmeet@midnight~{}~

    1 1.72%
  • I "believe" some because it is fun...but I don't really think they are true.

    2 3.45%
  • All conspiracy theories are clearly nonsense, except [PET THEORY], obviously.

    1 1.72%
  • Most conspiracy theories have some kernal of truth behind them.

    5 8.62%
  • Many conspiracy theories are based on, or wholly, truth.

    0 0%
  • I used to believe in the Lizard-Jew-Banker-Illuminati. Now some banks proved to be slightly manipulating LIBOR - I was right!

    2 3.45%
  • All the [Left/Right] wing theories are true, all the [Right/Left] wing theories are false, obviously.

    2 3.45%
  • Conspiracy theories are an opiate to the masses, introduced as a safety valve for dissent and to discredit the truth by our true Alien Overlords.

    0 0%
  • My favourite Conspiracy Theory is Christianity, though Islam has a better ending.

    3 5.17%
  • SEND IN THE TROOPS AND SHUT FHC DOWN BEFORE THE TRUTH IS REVEALED

    2 3.45%
  • None. I keep an open mind but apply rational skepticism and they rarely hold up.

    13 22.41%
  • I believe that all my failures in life are due to an invisible cabal keeping me down.

    4 6.90%
  • War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is knowledge

    13 22.41%
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Thread: Conspiracy Theories

  1. #101

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    Quote Originally Posted by Venec View Post
    I believe FHC is a quality forum.
    Flat-earther spotted.
    “The first gulp from the glass of natural sciences will turn you into an atheist, but at the bottom of the glass God is waiting for you.”
    ― Werner Heisenberg

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keckers View Post
    Cullnean doesn't actually vape. He's really a steam powered automaton.
    not even reading further, this is my favourite one.
    Quote Originally Posted by QuackBot
    Pastry.. That the best you can do?
    Quote Originally Posted by NotXenosis View Post

    M8, i have discussions that spam multiple accounts, you aren't even on my level

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lallante View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Approaching Walrus View Post
    Dead serious: if you want to be a criminal and not get caught steal motorcycles and bicycles. The police never look for them and they're easy to disassemble and sell for parts. I know, having been on the receiving end of this many times.
    Dude you shouldnt receive stolen goods, much less admit to it on a forum. FBI called.
    Lol

    but seriously the feeling of helplessness and rage when I woke up and my bike was gone sucked

    and when those disadvantaged youths broke the lock on my bike and took it off campus

    and when those poor danes jacked my bike from the train station

    similar to the feeling I have when posting on FHC

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    Quote Originally Posted by Approaching Walrus View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Lallante View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Approaching Walrus View Post
    Dead serious: if you want to be a criminal and not get caught steal motorcycles and bicycles. The police never look for them and they're easy to disassemble and sell for parts. I know, having been on the receiving end of this many times.
    Dude you shouldnt receive stolen goods, much less admit to it on a forum. FBI called.
    Lol

    but seriously the feeling of helplessness and rage when I woke up and my bike was gone sucked

    and when those disadvantaged youths broke the lock on my bike and took it off campus

    and when those poor danes jacked my bike from the train station

    similar to the feeling I have when posting on FHC
    Place an electrical current into the lock. Preferably something with a stack of amps. They won't do it again.
    meh

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    Quote Originally Posted by erichkknaar View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Approaching Walrus View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Lallante View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Approaching Walrus View Post
    Dead serious: if you want to be a criminal and not get caught steal motorcycles and bicycles. The police never look for them and they're easy to disassemble and sell for parts. I know, having been on the receiving end of this many times.
    Dude you shouldnt receive stolen goods, much less admit to it on a forum. FBI called.
    Lol

    but seriously the feeling of helplessness and rage when I woke up and my bike was gone sucked

    and when those disadvantaged youths broke the lock on my bike and took it off campus

    and when those poor danes jacked my bike from the train station

    similar to the feeling I have when posting on FHC
    Place an electrical current into the lock. Preferably something with a stack of amps. They won't do it again.
    Nah, fill the frame with plastic explosive and a remote detonator.
    Quote Originally Posted by Paul Mason
    It is absurd that we are capable of witnessing a 40,000 year old system of gender oppression begin to dissolve before our eyes yet still see the abolition of a 200 year old economic system as an unrealistic utopia.

  7. #107
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    Quote Originally Posted by Keckers View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by erichkknaar View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Approaching Walrus View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Lallante View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Approaching Walrus View Post
    Dead serious: if you want to be a criminal and not get caught steal motorcycles and bicycles. The police never look for them and they're easy to disassemble and sell for parts. I know, having been on the receiving end of this many times.
    Dude you shouldnt receive stolen goods, much less admit to it on a forum. FBI called.
    Lol

    but seriously the feeling of helplessness and rage when I woke up and my bike was gone sucked

    and when those disadvantaged youths broke the lock on my bike and took it off campus

    and when those poor danes jacked my bike from the train station

    similar to the feeling I have when posting on FHC
    Place an electrical current into the lock. Preferably something with a stack of amps. They won't do it again.
    Nah, fill the frame with plastic explosive and a remote detonator.
    Nah, put a GPS beacon on the bike and have a predator circling overhead
    Quote Originally Posted by QuackBot
    Pastry.. That the best you can do?
    Quote Originally Posted by NotXenosis View Post

    M8, i have discussions that spam multiple accounts, you aren't even on my level

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    I was looking at doing exactly that (minus the Predator, for now) with one of these although I was a bit miffed to remember that we just shut down pretty much all of our 2G network last December, so I'll be stuck paying an extra 20 Freedoms for the privilege.

    Regarding criminality, become Gerald Blanchard (but obviously, don't get caught)
    Last edited by Sparq; February 16 2017 at 10:08:43 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FatFreddy View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Keckers View Post
    Cullnean doesn't actually vape. He's really a steam powered automaton.
    not even reading further, this is my favourite one.

    Quote Originally Posted by Elriche Oshego View Post
    Cullneshi the god of shitposting.

  10. #110
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    Quote Originally Posted by cullnean View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by FatFreddy View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Keckers View Post
    Cullnean doesn't actually vape. He's really a steam powered automaton.
    not even reading further, this is my favourite one.
    http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/2016...25a9aa4930.jpg
    http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/2016...88052c41a8.jpg
    fucking lol

    question: you are married, aren't you? What does your wife say regarding your output of smoke/vapors, and how exactly is life as a steam powered automaton which married a human female?

    QUESTIOOOONS
    Quote Originally Posted by QuackBot
    Pastry.. That the best you can do?
    Quote Originally Posted by NotXenosis View Post

    M8, i have discussions that spam multiple accounts, you aren't even on my level

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    Quote Originally Posted by FatFreddy View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by cullnean View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by FatFreddy View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Keckers View Post
    Cullnean doesn't actually vape. He's really a steam powered automaton.
    not even reading further, this is my favourite one.
    http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/2016...25a9aa4930.jpg
    http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/2016...88052c41a8.jpg
    fucking lol

    question: you are married, aren't you? What does your wife say regarding your output of smoke/vapors, and how exactly is life as a steam powered automaton which married a human female?

    QUESTIOOOONS
    i only vape in my gaming room or outside, also i have a pelvic action like a steam locomotive with a variety of attachment for her plesure
    Quote Originally Posted by Elriche Oshego View Post
    Cullneshi the god of shitposting.

  12. #112
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    Exclamation

    I believe that not being able to check multiple options in this poll is a clear indication that the OP doesn't care about the total and complete truth. All enlightened FHC posters know that there are several true options listed and yet we are unable to select them all. Do not think that this is an attempt by OP to protect us from ourselves by not alerting THEM to how much we actually know. I know that OP works for THEM.

    + =

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    Quote Originally Posted by cullnean View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by FatFreddy View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by cullnean View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by FatFreddy View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Keckers View Post
    Cullnean doesn't actually vape. He's really a steam powered automaton.
    not even reading further, this is my favourite one.
    http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/2016...25a9aa4930.jpg
    http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/2016...88052c41a8.jpg
    fucking lol

    question: you are married, aren't you? What does your wife say regarding your output of smoke/vapors, and how exactly is life as a steam powered automaton which married a human female?

    QUESTIOOOONS
    i only vape in my gaming room or outside, also i have a pelvic action like a steam locomotive with a variety of attachment for her plesure
    How long does it take her to change from one to the other of variety of attachement? That's the true question.

  14. #114
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirk Magnum View Post
    I believe that not being able to check multiple options in this poll is a clear indication that the OP doesn't care about the total and complete truth. All enlightened FHC posters know that there are several true options listed and yet we are unable to select them all. Do not think that this is an attempt by OP to protect us from ourselves by not alerting THEM to how much we actually know. I know that OP works for THEM.

    + =
    On this blessed day, all the options are true.

    Rly makes u think

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    your choices pretend to be a pet or actually "do something"
    RL/conspiracy

    also no alien overloads spotted #whereisthelove

  16. #116
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    Elon Musk is using spacex to build an orbital kinetic bombardment satellite which he'll use to hold the world hostage and institute a new world order government made up of the forbes rich list.
    Quote Originally Posted by Paul Mason
    It is absurd that we are capable of witnessing a 40,000 year old system of gender oppression begin to dissolve before our eyes yet still see the abolition of a 200 year old economic system as an unrealistic utopia.

  17. #117
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    Quote Originally Posted by Keckers View Post
    and institute a new world order government made up of the forbes rich list.
    So just the same as the world we have now? He could save himself a few quid and not bother with the orbital weapons.

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    Looking back at this, p. pleased by the poll options

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smuggo View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Keckers View Post
    and institute a new world order government made up of the forbes rich list.
    So just the same as the world we have now? He could save himself a few quid and not bother with the orbital weapons.
    He needs leverage over the rest to become supreme rocket jesus of all humanity
    Quote Originally Posted by Paul Mason
    It is absurd that we are capable of witnessing a 40,000 year old system of gender oppression begin to dissolve before our eyes yet still see the abolition of a 200 year old economic system as an unrealistic utopia.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keckers View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Smuggo View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Keckers View Post
    and institute a new world order government made up of the forbes rich list.
    So just the same as the world we have now? He could save himself a few quid and not bother with the orbital weapons.
    He needs leverage over the rest to become supreme rocket jesus of all humanity
    Seems to have an army of adoring hipster fans already.

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