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  • None. Like alternative medicine and alternative fact, a conspiracy theory that is true is contradiction in terms.

    4 6.90%
  • JEWS DID 9/11! JEWS DID 9/11! JEWS DID 9/11! JEWS DID 9/11! JEWS DID 9/11! JEWS DID 9/11!

    6 10.34%
  • None. I believe everything the establishment tells me to believe ~{}~BBiswatchingmeet@midnight~{}~

    1 1.72%
  • I "believe" some because it is fun...but I don't really think they are true.

    2 3.45%
  • All conspiracy theories are clearly nonsense, except [PET THEORY], obviously.

    1 1.72%
  • Most conspiracy theories have some kernal of truth behind them.

    5 8.62%
  • Many conspiracy theories are based on, or wholly, truth.

    0 0%
  • I used to believe in the Lizard-Jew-Banker-Illuminati. Now some banks proved to be slightly manipulating LIBOR - I was right!

    2 3.45%
  • All the [Left/Right] wing theories are true, all the [Right/Left] wing theories are false, obviously.

    2 3.45%
  • Conspiracy theories are an opiate to the masses, introduced as a safety valve for dissent and to discredit the truth by our true Alien Overlords.

    0 0%
  • My favourite Conspiracy Theory is Christianity, though Islam has a better ending.

    3 5.17%
  • SEND IN THE TROOPS AND SHUT FHC DOWN BEFORE THE TRUTH IS REVEALED

    2 3.45%
  • None. I keep an open mind but apply rational skepticism and they rarely hold up.

    13 22.41%
  • I believe that all my failures in life are due to an invisible cabal keeping me down.

    4 6.90%
  • War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is knowledge

    13 22.41%
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Thread: Conspiracy Theories

  1. #121
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    Quote Originally Posted by cullnean View Post
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    Cullnean doesn't actually vape. He's really a steam powered automaton.
    not even reading further, this is my favourite one.
    http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/2016...25a9aa4930.jpg
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    fucking lol

    question: you are married, aren't you? What does your wife say regarding your output of smoke/vapors, and how exactly is life as a steam powered automaton which married a human female?

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    Pastry.. That the best you can do?
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    M8, i have discussions that spam multiple accounts, you aren't even on my level

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    Quote Originally Posted by FatFreddy View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by cullnean View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by FatFreddy View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Keckers View Post
    Cullnean doesn't actually vape. He's really a steam powered automaton.
    not even reading further, this is my favourite one.
    http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/2016...25a9aa4930.jpg
    http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/2016...88052c41a8.jpg
    fucking lol

    question: you are married, aren't you? What does your wife say regarding your output of smoke/vapors, and how exactly is life as a steam powered automaton which married a human female?

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    i only vape in my gaming room or outside, also i have a pelvic action like a steam locomotive with a variety of attachment for her plesure
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    Cullneshi the god of shitposting.

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    Exclamation

    I believe that not being able to check multiple options in this poll is a clear indication that the OP doesn't care about the total and complete truth. All enlightened FHC posters know that there are several true options listed and yet we are unable to select them all. Do not think that this is an attempt by OP to protect us from ourselves by not alerting THEM to how much we actually know. I know that OP works for THEM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cullnean View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by FatFreddy View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by cullnean View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by FatFreddy View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Keckers View Post
    Cullnean doesn't actually vape. He's really a steam powered automaton.
    not even reading further, this is my favourite one.
    http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/2016...25a9aa4930.jpg
    http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/2016...88052c41a8.jpg
    fucking lol

    question: you are married, aren't you? What does your wife say regarding your output of smoke/vapors, and how exactly is life as a steam powered automaton which married a human female?

    QUESTIOOOONS
    i only vape in my gaming room or outside, also i have a pelvic action like a steam locomotive with a variety of attachment for her plesure
    How long does it take her to change from one to the other of variety of attachement? That's the true question.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirk Magnum View Post
    I believe that not being able to check multiple options in this poll is a clear indication that the OP doesn't care about the total and complete truth. All enlightened FHC posters know that there are several true options listed and yet we are unable to select them all. Do not think that this is an attempt by OP to protect us from ourselves by not alerting THEM to how much we actually know. I know that OP works for THEM.

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    On this blessed day, all the options are true.

    Rly makes u think

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    your choices pretend to be a pet or actually "do something"
    RL/conspiracy

    also no alien overloads spotted #whereisthelove

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    Elon Musk is using spacex to build an orbital kinetic bombardment satellite which he'll use to hold the world hostage and institute a new world order government made up of the forbes rich list.
    Quote Originally Posted by Paul Mason
    It is absurd that we are capable of witnessing a 40,000 year old system of gender oppression begin to dissolve before our eyes yet still see the abolition of a 200 year old economic system as an unrealistic utopia.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keckers View Post
    and institute a new world order government made up of the forbes rich list.
    So just the same as the world we have now? He could save himself a few quid and not bother with the orbital weapons.


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    Looking back at this, p. pleased by the poll options

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smuggo View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Keckers View Post
    and institute a new world order government made up of the forbes rich list.
    So just the same as the world we have now? He could save himself a few quid and not bother with the orbital weapons.
    He needs leverage over the rest to become supreme rocket jesus of all humanity
    Quote Originally Posted by Paul Mason
    It is absurd that we are capable of witnessing a 40,000 year old system of gender oppression begin to dissolve before our eyes yet still see the abolition of a 200 year old economic system as an unrealistic utopia.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keckers View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Smuggo View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Keckers View Post
    and institute a new world order government made up of the forbes rich list.
    So just the same as the world we have now? He could save himself a few quid and not bother with the orbital weapons.
    He needs leverage over the rest to become supreme rocket jesus of all humanity
    Seems to have an army of adoring hipster fans already.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Smuggo View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Keckers View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Smuggo View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Keckers View Post
    and institute a new world order government made up of the forbes rich list.
    So just the same as the world we have now? He could save himself a few quid and not bother with the orbital weapons.
    He needs leverage over the rest to become supreme rocket jesus of all humanity
    Seems to have an army of adoring hipster fans already.
    He needs the leverage over the other billionaires.
    Quote Originally Posted by Paul Mason
    It is absurd that we are capable of witnessing a 40,000 year old system of gender oppression begin to dissolve before our eyes yet still see the abolition of a 200 year old economic system as an unrealistic utopia.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keckers View Post
    Elon Musk is using spacex to build an orbital kinetic bombardment satellite which he'll use to hold the world hostage and institute a new world order government made up of the forbes rich list.
    Extremely difficult to pull off effectively.


    

  14. #134
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zeekar View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Keckers View Post
    Elon Musk is using spacex to build an orbital kinetic bombardment satellite which he'll use to hold the world hostage and institute a new world order government made up of the forbes rich list.
    Extremely difficult to pull off effectively.
    be careful, if you doubt the genius and might of rocket jesus you'll get lynched by redditers
    Quote Originally Posted by Paul Mason
    It is absurd that we are capable of witnessing a 40,000 year old system of gender oppression begin to dissolve before our eyes yet still see the abolition of a 200 year old economic system as an unrealistic utopia.

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    >2017
    >Not taking the Bogpill



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