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    I'm awake far too early also! Can I go to London too?


    Poland treats me like shit and I hate them as a result of it

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    Just finished late working on a terminal server that was being a pig. Listened to a few bangers and got a sneak peak at the mountain of shit I get to deal with tomorrow morning, joy of joys. Nice to know about the shawinigan handshake, should get a bit of banter going in the morning.

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    It's thursday mates

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    I'm starting phase 1 of "Be awesome and keep your head down" so that the evil redundancy fairies don't sprinkle their shitty pixie dust on me. Consultants coming in next week....
    In unrelated news, i have ordered some holy water and decorated my office with pretty and fragrant flowers which are definitely not garlic.

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    I'd also start eating 4 eggs for breakfeast every day.

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    Just pretend you haven't got a fucking clue how to actually do your job and mostly come to work to eat biscuits and you'll probably get a promotion. Seems to work in my place.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Smuggo View Post
    Just pretend you haven't got a fucking clue how to actually do your job and mostly come to work to eat biscuits and you'll probably get a promotion. Seems to work in my place.
    Come early, leave late, do fuck-all. Works every time ninety percent of the time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smuggo View Post
    Just pretend you haven't got a fucking clue how to actually do your job and mostly come to work to eat biscuits and you'll probably get a promotion. Seems to work in my place.
    Unfortunately i was stupid. last year i was the highest performer in my company, and get inducted into our "Hall of Fame". So i'm almost certainly fucked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alex Caine View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Smuggo View Post
    Just pretend you haven't got a fucking clue how to actually do your job and mostly come to work to eat biscuits and you'll probably get a promotion. Seems to work in my place.
    Unfortunately i was stupid. last year i was the highest performer in my company, and get inducted into our "Hall of Fame". So i'm almost certainly fucked.
    Oh dear...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Smuggo View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Alex Caine View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Smuggo View Post
    Just pretend you haven't got a fucking clue how to actually do your job and mostly come to work to eat biscuits and you'll probably get a promotion. Seems to work in my place.
    Unfortunately i was stupid. last year i was the highest performer in my company, and get inducted into our "Hall of Fame". So i'm almost certainly fucked.
    Oh dear...
    RIP

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smuggo View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smuggo View Post
    Just pretend you haven't got a fucking clue how to actually do your job and mostly come to work to eat biscuits and you'll probably get a promotion. Seems to work in my place.
    Unfortunately i was stupid. last year i was the highest performer in my company, and get inducted into our "Hall of Fame". So i'm almost certainly fucked.
    Oh dear...
    I know. I was totally planning to slack off and coast this year i promise, but why the fuck did i have to make an effort last year?
    FML.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alex Caine View Post
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    Just pretend you haven't got a fucking clue how to actually do your job and mostly come to work to eat biscuits and you'll probably get a promotion. Seems to work in my place.
    Unfortunately i was stupid. last year i was the highest performer in my company, and get inducted into our "Hall of Fame". So i'm almost certainly fucked.
    Oh dear...
    I know. I was totally planning to slack off and coast this year i promise, but why the fuck did i have to make an effort last year?
    FML.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FatFreddy View Post
    Energy savings = best option ever because it enables you shitpost even when hammered at the press of a button

    things I learned tonight: My elbow accidentally sinking deep into those supple breasts and me being all apologetic results into me getting danced upon

    also people really think I'm an undercover cop, lol

    giving the barkeep tips continously results in free spirits, second time in two weeks

    and some improptu freestyle battle

    I am fucking hammered

    I might have said that already

    wurscht!

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    there is actually some dnb on tonight

    off I go, mates
    totally worth it
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    Was expecting lolRRP of $700 or something. Hipsters would pay it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by F18 View Post
    Was expecting lolRRP of $700 or something. Hipsters would pay it.
    Honestly, for eighty dollaroos I'd get one for my dad, for when he inevitably crushes his shitty flip-phone (again).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sparq View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by F18 View Post
    Was expecting lolRRP of $700 or something. Hipsters would pay it.
    Honestly, for eighty dollaroos I'd get one for my dad, for when he inevitably crushes his shitty flip-phone (again).
    I'd get one for me. Fuck smartphones.


    So anyway. I have a headache. My whole fucking head so I'm about to do an 8ball of solpadiene.

    And wtf is this shit. I though Freddy was the new daythread officer. Consistent, reliable, weird and/or interesting food, escapades. He had it handled.

    Then Aea fucking ruins it. What ? Do you think you can get away with it cos yer maws bangin' ? You'll get a kick in the dick if you don't watch out.
    RIP Xenosisreaper 04.11.2015

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    Just be happy it's not another Sulz OP

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maximillian View Post
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    Woke up in Melbourne today. Nice place.
    If it isn't underwater or on fire then it's a nice day in Melbourne.
    Well then it's fucking gorgeous here. I left a half foot of snow behind to enjoy this heat, and enjoy it I will.

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    I'm too stupid to say anything that deserves being in your magnificent signature.

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    Quote Originally Posted by F18 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Sparq View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by F18 View Post
    Was expecting lolRRP of $700 or something. Hipsters would pay it.
    Honestly, for eighty dollaroos I'd get one for my dad, for when he inevitably crushes his shitty flip-phone (again).
    I'd get one for me. Fuck smartphones.


    So anyway. I have a headache. My whole fucking head so I'm about to do an 8ball of solpadiene.

    And wtf is this shit. I though Freddy was the new daythread officer. Consistent, reliable, weird and/or interesting food, escapades. He had it handled.

    Then Aea fucking ruins it. What ? Do you think you can get away with it cos yer maws bangin' ? You'll get a kick in the dick if you don't watch out.
    I'd maybe consider getting it but it's fucking 50 for tech from 2001... should be 20.

    Also 3210 was better.


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