hate these ads?, log in or register to hide them
Page 1 of 6 1234 ... LastLast
Results 1 to 20 of 110

Thread: [Tuesday] If Crystalline Entity were Polish, would he be called Crystalline Polentity

  1. #1
    FatFreddy's Avatar
    Join Date
    April 10, 2011
    Posts
    12,993

    [Tuesday] If Crystalline Entity were Polish, would he be called Crystalline Polentity

    ?

    :thinking:

    Also, I can only strongly discourage you from consuming raclette cheese like other cheese on bread, it's flavour is simply to potent. Second time I make that mistake.

    Guess there's going to be some Kässpätzle making due tomorrow!

    Dough
    Cheese
    Onion & Spring Onion

    Quote Originally Posted by QuackBot
    Pastry.. That the best you can do?

  2. #2
    Donor Aea's Avatar
    Join Date
    April 13, 2011
    Location
    Colorado
    Posts
    12,256
    The better question is would he squat?

  3. #3
    FatFreddy's Avatar
    Join Date
    April 10, 2011
    Posts
    12,993
    Quote Originally Posted by Aea View Post
    The better question is would he squat?
    Interesting question...I guess if squatting were incredibly unpopular with the majority of the society but well regarded among the left, he'd do it just for the attention
    Quote Originally Posted by QuackBot
    Pastry.. That the best you can do?

  4. #4
    Movember 2012 Elriche Oshego's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 21, 2011
    Posts
    4,886
    Would he consider himself to be related to the szlachta and thus beyond the trivial demands of the serfs?
    Last edited by Elriche Oshego; February 14 2017 at 12:35:02 AM.

  5. #5
    Movember 2011Movember 2012 Nordstern's Avatar
    Join Date
    April 10, 2011
    Posts
    7,463
    Singles Awareness Day.

    Yay.
    "Holy shit, I ask you to stop being autistic and you debate what autistic is." - spasm
    Quote Originally Posted by Larkonis Trassler View Post
    WTF I hate white people now...

  6. #6
    Movember 2012 Stoffl's Avatar
    Join Date
    April 10, 2011
    Location
    The original viennese waffle
    Posts
    18,718
    My body is aching-Tuesday

  7. #7
    Smuggo's Avatar
    Join Date
    April 9, 2011
    Location
    Behind you
    Posts
    23,638
    My tooth is aching Tuesday.

  8. #8
    FatFreddy's Avatar
    Join Date
    April 10, 2011
    Posts
    12,993
    I have no particular aches Tuesday
    Quote Originally Posted by QuackBot
    Pastry.. That the best you can do?

  9. #9
    Venec's Avatar
    Join Date
    April 9, 2011
    Location
    Europe's Mexico - Poland
    Posts
    4,751
    Quote Originally Posted by Aea View Post
    The better question is would he squat?
    I don't know anyone who squats and I haven't seen anyone squatting in public since grade school.

    But hey, AH NU CHEEKI BREEKI RIGHT SLAVA PUTINU

    EDIT:

    You know what, I was upset, then I remembered what is happening here for the past 1,5 years and you're right. We squat, we cheeki breeki.

    Last edited by Venec; February 14 2017 at 08:52:24 AM.

  10. #10
    Keckers's Avatar
    Join Date
    July 31, 2012
    Posts
    10,901
    I made it clear to my girlfriend I'm/we're not doing anything special for Valentine's day. Pretty sure she believed me...


    Quote Originally Posted by The Road to Wigan Pier - George Orwell
    We all rail against class-distinctions, but very few people seriously want to abolish them. Here you come upon the important fact that every revolutionary opinion draws part of its strength from a secret conviction that nothing can be changed.

  11. #11

    Join Date
    April 9, 2012
    Location
    Pit of depravity
    Posts
    4,496
    My wife tried to trick me.

    Her - "We dont have to do anything for Valentines, dont worry about a card or anything"
    Me - "Hmmmm".

      Spoiler:

  12. #12
    FatFreddy's Avatar
    Join Date
    April 10, 2011
    Posts
    12,993
    It's fine
    Quote Originally Posted by QuackBot
    Pastry.. That the best you can do?

  13. #13

    Join Date
    August 5, 2013
    Posts
    5,190
    I got her a card but stupidly left it in the bag with all my shopping which she put away, so she's probs already seen it.

    its got a snek on it.

    which is cool cuz we got a snek last night

    5 year old corn snek called sparticus, hes super cute, doesn't bite, and i'm looking after him because his gf can't stand him (phobia) and he is marrying her on saturday, also going to the wedding

    hoping our temporary fixture turns to a permanant one because hes sooo cool....

    you can even have him on the sofa with you and after 3 mins of slithering about he just sits and chills, which is great cuz he feels much nicer than a dog or cat and doesnt get hair everywhere or make noise.



    yet to smell his shit tho, appaz its pretty pungant.

  14. #14

    Join Date
    April 9, 2012
    Location
    Pit of depravity
    Posts
    4,496
    Quote Originally Posted by FatFreddy View Post
    It's fine
    The phrase of impending doom.

  15. #15
    Smuggo's Avatar
    Join Date
    April 9, 2011
    Location
    Behind you
    Posts
    23,638
    Quote Originally Posted by Keckers View Post
    I made it clear to my girlfriend I'm/we're not doing anything special for Valentine's day. Pretty sure she believed me...


    I tell my wife this every year then get pressured into doing something, which in this case is some meal deal from M&S and agreeing to watch some shit film I'll hate.

  16. #16
    Smuggo's Avatar
    Join Date
    April 9, 2011
    Location
    Behind you
    Posts
    23,638
    Quote Originally Posted by Sp4m View Post
    I got her a card but stupidly left it in the bag with all my shopping which she put away, so she's probs already seen it.

    its got a snek on it.

    which is cool cuz we got a snek last night

    5 year old corn snek called sparticus, hes super cute, doesn't bite, and i'm looking after him because his gf can't stand him (phobia) and he is marrying her on saturday, also going to the wedding

    hoping our temporary fixture turns to a permanant one because hes sooo cool....

    you can even have him on the sofa with you and after 3 mins of slithering about he just sits and chills, which is great cuz he feels much nicer than a dog or cat and doesnt get hair everywhere or make noise.



    yet to smell his shit tho, appaz its pretty pungant.
    The snake is getting married? wat?

  17. #17
    thebomby's Avatar
    Join Date
    April 9, 2011
    Location
    Switzerland
    Posts
    6,109
    Quote Originally Posted by Smuggo View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Keckers View Post
    I made it clear to my girlfriend I'm/we're not doing anything special for Valentine's day. Pretty sure she believed me...


    I tell my wife this every year then get pressured into doing something, which in this case is some meal deal from M&S and agreeing to watch some shit film I'll hate.
    A man of fine tastes.
    Будь смиренным, будь кротким, не заботься о тленном
    Власти, данной Богом, сынок, будь навеки верным...
    Я люблю Росcию, я - патриот

  18. #18

    Join Date
    August 5, 2013
    Posts
    5,190
    Quote Originally Posted by Smuggo View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Sp4m View Post
    I got her a card but stupidly left it in the bag with all my shopping which she put away, so she's probs already seen it.

    its got a snek on it.

    which is cool cuz we got a snek last night

    5 year old corn snek called sparticus, hes super cute, doesn't bite, and i'm looking after him because his gf can't stand him (phobia) and he is marrying her on saturday, also going to the wedding

    hoping our temporary fixture turns to a permanant one because hes sooo cool....

    you can even have him on the sofa with you and after 3 mins of slithering about he just sits and chills, which is great cuz he feels much nicer than a dog or cat and doesnt get hair everywhere or make noise.



    yet to smell his shit tho, appaz its pretty pungant.
    The snake is getting married? wat?
    Sorry snakes owner is getting married not the snake.

  19. #19
    Smuggo's Avatar
    Join Date
    April 9, 2011
    Location
    Behind you
    Posts
    23,638
    Quote Originally Posted by thebomby View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Smuggo View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Keckers View Post
    I made it clear to my girlfriend I'm/we're not doing anything special for Valentine's day. Pretty sure she believed me...


    I tell my wife this every year then get pressured into doing something, which in this case is some meal deal from M&S and agreeing to watch some shit film I'll hate.
    A man of fine tastes.
    I dunno why she likes it. Every year I make clear my disdain for this "celebration" that is just a way for corporates to shill a load of shit at you, yet she seems to enjoy making me participate in something I think is total fucking bollocks.

  20. #20
    FatFreddy's Avatar
    Join Date
    April 10, 2011
    Posts
    12,993
    Just bake her a cake or something you grumplord, you don't have to buy some corny shit, y'know?


    Also, roomate twisted his ankle yesterday. Having doog tiems joking about horse hospitals and calling him my little rabbit
    Quote Originally Posted by QuackBot
    Pastry.. That the best you can do?

Bookmarks

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •