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Thread: Trump perversion Sweepstake

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    Trump perversion Sweepstake

    With the unsourced but oh so believable story that trump paid Russian prostitutes to urinate on a bed in front of him, because obama slept in it once, it seems like a good time to start a Sweepstake on other compromising material that will be released.

    Evidence or truth doesn't matter, this is 2017, you win if the story trends on twitter.

    The prize is a warm feeling inside. And outside. Courtesy of Moscow prostitutes


    I want to enter but 2016 has beaten me and reality and fantasy are now so blurred I think I'm in a David lynch film.

    (yeah this belong in the trump mega thread but it's gone to shit and you all are pretty funny so I thought this might work)

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    this isnt your fucking blog mate piss off

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    I bet it'll come out that he wanks in socks

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    My bet is that hes a pedophile (and banged his daughter).
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    I see you have read nietzsche's little known work "beyond boobs and butts".

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    Quote Originally Posted by 56k Lagman View Post
    this isnt your fucking blog mate piss off
    thornton works very hard making new threads of quality content for us and I thought I should step up to help.

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    Bathhouse sex with an Irishman resembling 56k Fagman. Doing lines of meth and coke.

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    Is FHC now Buzzfeed?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elriche Oshego View Post
    Bathhouse sex with an Irishman resembling 56k Fagman. Doing lines of meth and coke.
    I more so resemble a continental European in that I am a lot greasier than your average Irishman and I look a lot less trustworthy. I'm like a Spaniard

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    will be revealed that he was a member of the church of scientology at some point (or still is) for sure. at this point it is basically inevitable.

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    He posts on FHC.

    In eve sections too.


    /thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by RazoR View Post
    He posts on FHC.

    In eve sections too.


    /thread
    He stopped when he won.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Aea View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by RazoR View Post
    He posts on FHC.

    In eve sections too.


    /thread
    He stopped when he won.

    We need a new emoji for even derper... I would like to recommend this..
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    And her name was Limul Azgoden, a lowly peasant girl.

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    He paid Jeremy Beadle to tug him off in order to make his willy look bigger

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    He admits later on that this was all intended to be a twitter troll and it snowballed out of control, pretty much like everyone suspected.
    Quote Originally Posted by lubica
    And her name was Limul Azgoden, a lowly peasant girl.

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    He starts his transition into Debbie Trump.
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    He loses interest in being president 6 months in when he works out that he has absolutely no privacy at all, and steps down. (Timeframe is for reference only, may be longer or shorter than 6 months)
    Quote Originally Posted by lubica
    And her name was Limul Azgoden, a lowly peasant girl.

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    He gets shot by a Latino man at a media event for the re branding of the 'White House' to the 'Trump House', so America goes to war with Pakistan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rakshasa The Cat View Post
    He starts his transition into Debbie Trump.
    Hahahaha.. Can we upvote yet? This is literally the funniest thing Rak has said (that he intended to be funny anyway).
    Quote Originally Posted by lubica
    And her name was Limul Azgoden, a lowly peasant girl.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elriche Oshego View Post
    Bathhouse sex with an Irishman resembling 56k Fagman. Doing lines of meth and coke.
    mdpv m8, john-scat play-mcafee style.

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    Role-playing where one woman pretends to be Obama and one pretends to be his wife.
    He has sex with the wife character and she spends the whole time complimenting him on his huge hands.

    Another scene where he hires women who look like his daughter. I can't write any more of this one.

    Something about watching people in his hotel.

    I dunno this is all icky.

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